How Many Goats for a Turd Blossom?
Yesterday was Mick “don’t trust anyone over 30” Jagger’s birthday. Which now means, don’t trust anyone over 70. Especially if you expect them to do your shopping without writing things down.
A Kenyan government official offered Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows if Bill would allow his son to marry Chelsea. (You can’t make this stuff up.) Bill politely turned down the offer, but he did try to see if the official would take Hillary instead.
Today’s lesson: It is difficult to converse rationally with irrational people.
Remember the union motto- Solidarity Forever. Or, at least until your unions split-up.
George Bush affectionately calls Karl Bush “turd blossom”. Yet, some newspapers have censored a cartoon that included this nickname. When did “turd blossom” become an unprintable word? If you ask me, this is all a bunch of turd.
It is reported that Osama Bin Laden several years ago wanted to make cocaine so it would poison the American youth. I think he called it “crack”.
My commentary for the day: John Roberts advised Governor Jeb Bush in 2000 to have the Republican majority in the Florida legislators select Florida’s electors, thus allowing George W. Bush to become President. Hello. Having the Supreme Court determine the winner was controversial enough, but it least they are the highest court of the land. How effective a President did John Roberts expect George W. Bush to be if the public felt he his victory had essentially been determined by the Republican members of the Florida legislature? Does that represent the sound thinking one should expect from a jurist: allowing George Bush to become President?