Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: September 2011

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

A Punk Rock Update Anthem

Why are you reading this update?
It is creepy,
Go live your life.
Reading this is what you should hate,
It makes you sleepy,
Why go through this strife?

Rise up and destroy society,
Stand up to conformity and your parents,
Jump in a mosh pit and dye your hair purple.

(Reprise with drum solo)

Why are you still reading this update?
Seriously, it should be on a homeland security warning,
You should be out with a mate,
Doing something less alarming.

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