A Punk Rock Update Anthem
Why are you reading this update?
It is creepy,
Go live your life.
Reading this is what you should hate,
It makes you sleepy,
Why go through this strife?
Rise up and destroy society,
Stand up to conformity and your parents,
Jump in a mosh pit and dye your hair purple.
(Reprise with drum solo)
Why are you still reading this update?
Seriously, it should be on a homeland security warning,
You should be out with a mate,
Doing something less alarming.