Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Death, In Fact, Please, Give me Death

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, July 25, 2005

Give Me Liberty, or Give Me Death, In Fact, Please, Give me Death

Former Governor Don Siegelman of Alabama has called for “mandatory castration and the death penalty” for sex offenders. My only advice: if in some future you are a convicted sex offender in Alabama, upon sentencing, consider taking the death penalty first, and not second.

A gentleman lights up a cigarette, puts it in his ear, and slowly blows the smoke out his mouth. A telephone rings. Confused, he picks up his stapler. Then he picks up his ruler. He realizes his mistake, picks up the telephone, and answers, “hello, military intelligence.” He listens excitedly. The caller has found the weapons of mass destruction. He found some in silos in America….

I am awaiting a future of segment of “Cops”, where you see Karl Rove running down the street in a t-shirt from arresting officers. Now, that would be television.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Although, if given a choice, and you're a woman, choose castration. Let them figure that one out.

6:04 AM


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