Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: More Mikey...and Countdown on Angelina Jolie's Non-pregnancy

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

More Mikey...and Countdown on Angelina Jolie's Non-pregnancy

The headline of today’s newspaper is that Angelina Jolie is not pregnant. I guess the press will maintain constant coverage of Angelina Jolie’s not being pregnant with daily updates.

What did Mickey Rooney say when he met Henny Youngman?
Take my wife, please, take my wife, please, take my wife, please, take my wife, please, take my wife, please, take my wife, please, take my wife, please, take my wife, please.