The Half Blood Prince Revealed Here!
Sandra Bullock married Jesse James. Now, I know every comic tomorrow will have the same joke, but come on, what do they expect? The guy has to be pushing 200 years old by now.
Here is a list to stimulate discussion. It is a list of most recognizable stars. Now, I know some of them come with an aesterick, because some are known for things beyond being a movie star. But, in general, this is a list of names you can walk into most bars, malls, and trailer parks and mention these names, and chances are, six out of ten people will have heard of these names:
1. Ronald Reagan
2. Elvis Preseley
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Charlie Chaplin
5. John Wayne
6. Groucho Marx
7. Bob Hope
8. Katherine Hepburn
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Elizabeth Taylor
11. Tom Hanks
12. Marilyn Chambers
13. Cary Grant
14. Clark Gable
15. Jimmy Stewart
16. Alfred Hitchcock (OK, he only did walk-ons; but he is known for film)
17. Julia Roberts
18. Judy Garland
19. Peter Sellers
20. Lassie (actually a composite of various different actors pretending to be the same)
What do you think? Rant on.
This just in: Karl Rove called to tell me that Valerie Plame is the half blood prince. You read it here first.
posted by Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny at 10:30 AM
24 Comments:
Wayne and Hepburn should be 1 and 2.
6:15 AM
Cary Grant should be higher on the list.
6:55 AM
Reagan shouldn't be on the list at all. If he weren't President, he'd be nowhere near that list.
7:00 AM
What about Chico and Harpo? Shouldn't you have listed all the Marx brothers?
8:24 AM
Buffy should be on the list. Buffy is the greatest of all time.
10:28 AM
You mean no one has mentioned that Marilyn Chambers is on the list?
10:45 AM
How can there be such a list without the great Pauly Shore on it?
11:25 AM
Pauly, stop posting things on the Internet and get back to work.
11:38 AM
Buffy #1!
11:39 AM
Buffy is way cooler than that Ronald Reagan.
12:30 PM
Remove Hitchock and Lassie: add John Belushi and Bill Murray.
1:27 PM
...and give Pauly Shore an honorable mention. He needs the publicity.
1:28 PM
What a rip-off. I search the Internt to find out who the half blood prince is, and it turns out to be some Valerie Plame character who never appeared in any of the previous books.
1:34 PM
I can't believe Harry Potter isn't on the list. But to leave both Harry Potter and Buffy off the list? This list is a list of horros!
7:09 PM
You have the wrong names on the list for people to recognize--try Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, and Paris Hilton instead.
7:27 PM
OJ Simpson: that name rings a bell. What did he do besides those great Naked Gun movies?
5:02 AM
How can you call yourself a Christopher Lloyd site and not have Christopher Lloyd on your list? Think of the blockbuster movies he made, and how he made those movies. You need to add Christopher Lloyd to your list.
8:08 AM
Two questions about Angeline Jolie: 1.) How could you leave her off your list? 2.) Do you know if she's pregnant or not?
10:14 AM
You have Peter Sellers on your list. I didn't like him as Dr. Strangelove, although, I got to admit, however portrayed the President of the United States in that movie was fantastic.
10:15 AM
I have nothing to add. I just like reading the sound of my own voice and wasting other people's times reading this.
12:09 PM
Reagan #1, Lassie #20. How soon we forget about the real true talent: Bonzo.
1:45 PM
Robia LaMorte should be on top of the list, with cast from Buffy taking all the rest of the slots.
5:15 PM
James Dean almost deserves to make the list: if only he had lived longer. Death can kill opportunities for block buster sequels.
7:13 AM
Compare the original list to the list sent into the comments section:
1. Buffy
2. Pauly Shore
3. John Belushi
4. Bill Murray
5. Harry Potter
6. Michael Jacksoh
7. O.J. Simpson
8. Paris Hilton
9. Christopher Lloyd
10. Angelina Jolie
11. Bonzo
12. Robia Lamorte
13. James Dean
Interesting...
6:51 PM
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