Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: The Half Blood Prince Revealed Here!

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Sunday, July 17, 2005

The Half Blood Prince Revealed Here!

Sandra Bullock married Jesse James. Now, I know every comic tomorrow will have the same joke, but come on, what do they expect? The guy has to be pushing 200 years old by now.

Here is a list to stimulate discussion. It is a list of most recognizable stars. Now, I know some of them come with an aesterick, because some are known for things beyond being a movie star. But, in general, this is a list of names you can walk into most bars, malls, and trailer parks and mention these names, and chances are, six out of ten people will have heard of these names:

1. Ronald Reagan
2. Elvis Preseley
3. Marilyn Monroe
4. Charlie Chaplin
5. John Wayne
6. Groucho Marx
7. Bob Hope
8. Katherine Hepburn
9. Jack Nicholson
10. Elizabeth Taylor
11. Tom Hanks
12. Marilyn Chambers
13. Cary Grant
14. Clark Gable
15. Jimmy Stewart
16. Alfred Hitchcock (OK, he only did walk-ons; but he is known for film)
17. Julia Roberts
18. Judy Garland
19. Peter Sellers
20. Lassie (actually a composite of various different actors pretending to be the same)

What do you think? Rant on.

This just in: Karl Rove called to tell me that Valerie Plame is the half blood prince. You read it here first.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wayne and Hepburn should be 1 and 2.

6:15 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cary Grant should be higher on the list.

6:55 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reagan shouldn't be on the list at all. If he weren't President, he'd be nowhere near that list.

7:00 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about Chico and Harpo? Shouldn't you have listed all the Marx brothers?

8:24 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buffy should be on the list. Buffy is the greatest of all time.

10:28 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You mean no one has mentioned that Marilyn Chambers is on the list?

10:45 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can there be such a list without the great Pauly Shore on it?

11:25 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pauly, stop posting things on the Internet and get back to work.

11:38 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buffy #1!

11:39 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Buffy is way cooler than that Ronald Reagan.

12:30 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remove Hitchock and Lassie: add John Belushi and Bill Murray.

1:27 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and give Pauly Shore an honorable mention. He needs the publicity.

1:28 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a rip-off. I search the Internt to find out who the half blood prince is, and it turns out to be some Valerie Plame character who never appeared in any of the previous books.

1:34 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't believe Harry Potter isn't on the list. But to leave both Harry Potter and Buffy off the list? This list is a list of horros!

7:09 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have the wrong names on the list for people to recognize--try Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, and Paris Hilton instead.

7:27 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OJ Simpson: that name rings a bell. What did he do besides those great Naked Gun movies?

5:02 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How can you call yourself a Christopher Lloyd site and not have Christopher Lloyd on your list? Think of the blockbuster movies he made, and how he made those movies. You need to add Christopher Lloyd to your list.

8:08 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two questions about Angeline Jolie: 1.) How could you leave her off your list? 2.) Do you know if she's pregnant or not?

10:14 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have Peter Sellers on your list. I didn't like him as Dr. Strangelove, although, I got to admit, however portrayed the President of the United States in that movie was fantastic.

10:15 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have nothing to add. I just like reading the sound of my own voice and wasting other people's times reading this.

12:09 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reagan #1, Lassie #20. How soon we forget about the real true talent: Bonzo.

1:45 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robia LaMorte should be on top of the list, with cast from Buffy taking all the rest of the slots.

5:15 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

James Dean almost deserves to make the list: if only he had lived longer. Death can kill opportunities for block buster sequels.

7:13 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Compare the original list to the list sent into the comments section:

1. Buffy
2. Pauly Shore
3. John Belushi
4. Bill Murray
5. Harry Potter
6. Michael Jacksoh
7. O.J. Simpson
8. Paris Hilton
9. Christopher Lloyd
10. Angelina Jolie
11. Bonzo
12. Robia Lamorte
13. James Dean


6:51 PM


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