Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: September 2008

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Isn't Alaska in South America?

Sarah Palin stated one Halloween she once dressed up as Tina Fey. She worked on that costume for weeks.

John McCain appeared confused and seemed to think Spain was in South America. That’s only because the maps he remembers were from before South American countries once their independence from Spain.

Someone broke into Sarah Palin’s email account. Aides became suspicious when her emails began becoming comprehendible.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

You Had a Right to Remain Silent

Happy Constitution Day. One half of Fox TV viewers can not name more than five rights protected by the Constitution. That is because Fox only supports their being five freedoms.

The difference between an architect and an abstract painter often is the consumption of a six pack.

Life is over when you can no longer poop. A child’s insight that one understands when old.

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