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Why, yes, history tends to better remember wartime leaders. Why do you ask, Mr. Trump?
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Trump tweets "any negative polls are fake news" which shows he admits he does not believe in reality. Reality is kind of important.
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If you are not going to let Muslims who collaborate with the US into the US, how many more foreign Muslims do you expect will collaborate?
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My screenplay "Finding the Perfect Mate" is now available on http://amazon.com . Another sign of the apocalypse, along with Trump.
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What makes someone a crook for speaking to Wall Street but it is fine to actually help financially benefit Wall Street?
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So the President who refused to reduce low income mortgage rates is complaining that high income people have trouble with loans?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Feb 3
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My IMDB rank fell over 42,000 this week. 1.) I never knew it was that high. 2.) I hope Trump prays my rank improves.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Feb 3
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Maybe Trump will ask Frederick Douglass to speak at the Bowling Green Massacre Victims Fundraiser. #BowlingGreen #FrederickDouglass
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Fukumoto should be Fukutrump. #Fukumoto
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For future reference, there are people out there who never want to hear that someone found 25 snakes in a toilet.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Feb 3
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Yes, undo Dodd-Frank because we are so nostalgic for th 2008 financial crisis repeating.
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There was a Bowling Green massacre during a Hilltoppers football game. #BowlingGreenLivesMatter
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As a former Bowling Green resident, I am offended someone would invent there was a terrorist massacre there.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Feb 2
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Let us pray. Lord, we ask you to grant The Apprentice higher ratings.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Feb 2
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What do you mean by "what shall we do IF the President is unbalanced?"
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First, they came for the Muslims, and then for the Mexicans, and I said nothing. Then they came for the Australians, and I was "huh?"
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The next time Frederick Douglass dies, someone tell Trump.
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The ban on refugees increases the chances of a terrorist attack, which will then be used by Trump as justification for the ban.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 31
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If your last name is Cheese, do not rob a pizza deliverer. You should know the press will headline that.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 31
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You want the Wall? Will you pay $900? That's how much it may cost each taxpayer.
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The Arts and Humanities Councils were displaced for Trump hotel. Hotel renovations cost more than their combined budgets.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 31
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Russia is escalating the crisis in Ukraine. Is anyone surprised by this?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 30
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"Never forget." "Oh, by the way, I'm not mentioning that Jews died during the Holocaust."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 30
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Trump knows more than the Generals, right? So why would he need to have the Joint Staffs Chairman at the table?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 30
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I am sorry Mary and Joseph, but we can't let you and your boy Jesus into this country.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 30
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Where are the safe zones Trump promised during the campaign? I bet it slipped his mind.
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Some unknown person just bought 19% of leading Russian oil company. I would love to know who now owns that stock.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 30
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Trump order weakens counterintelligence on terrorism; gives terrorists fuel to increase recruitment. We are not safer
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 29
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Who ever thought Dick Cheney would be the voice of reason on terrorism and immigration?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 29
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Yeah, I hit #431 on the Screenplays best seller list. I never thought I would chart. OK, I never have, but...
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 26
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Trump can't tell the difference between American consumers and Mexicans.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 26
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I ask again: if people build a wall on their own property, what makes them think the neighbor will pay for it?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 26
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Trump incorrectly claimed Philadelphia's homicide rate has increased. Has he ever fact checked anything before he says it?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 26
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Trump is correct. He drew the loudest crowd size ever. Granted, it was the next day.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 26
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It is true that we are losing more elections since the dead people stopped voting for us.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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The UK accidentally fired a nuclear missile at the USA. Great. Now Trump will want to invade the UK.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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Advocating for substance abusers is a special interest while letting Goldman Sachs and Mobile Oil executives influence the economy is not?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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Being President will lead anyone towards intellectual disabilities. Trump at least has already taken care of that from the beginning.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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Who will be the Trump close friend or family member to come forth and warn us about Trump?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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"Let's compromise. Obama is half while. Let him play nine rounds."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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Trump is keeping who won the election for him: James Comey.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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"Maybe it was three million. Maybe it was five million. I really don't know. Honest, I don't know what I am saying"
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 24
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Syrian factions are negotiating. One thing they all agree on: Keep Trump representatives out of the room.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 23
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Welcome to Trump's delusional world. We now live in it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 23
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As a Russian American, I funneled money from Putin to my fellow Wharton graduate Trump. #AlternateFacts
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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I predict this will be the last season of "House of Cards". It can't possibly be as chilling as the real thing.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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Trump: "Why didn't these people vote?" They did, 2.8 million more than voted for you.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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Remember, the new term for lies is "alternative facts".
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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Trump looked around the White House and asked which rooms hold the casino.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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I wish to correct myself. Xi Jinping is the biggest communist leader, not Putin. I hope Putin has thicker skin than does our President.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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I love how Trump supporters blame socialists and communists for protests while Trump plays footsie with the biggest communist there is.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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Trump supporters claiming rally photos are doctored, that few were there, and paid for by socialist agitators. The ignorance shall continue.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 22
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Overheard rude comment; "Nah, there weren't that many women, they were all fat and it looked bigger." Welcome to continued ignorance.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 21
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Trump lied to the CIA stating it began pouring rain at the end of his inaugural address Is Trump psychotic? Or did I answer my own question?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 20
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It looks like showers for the inauguration. Trump is fine with it; says he likes showers; says they are golden.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 19
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Large numbers of key national security positions will be unfilled as of Friday. Shh. Don't tell any foreign leaders or armed threats.
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Interesting how some people who praised Edward Snowden are upset Obama pardoned Chelsea Manning.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 18
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WHAT? Education Secretary-designee stating students need guns in schools to protect selves from bears is NOT fake news?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 18
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"Keep America Great" and "Keep America Great!". Make your products before Trump copyrights it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 18
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Trump: I'll start work on Monday. Don't Presidents get weekends off?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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Free tickets are still available for the Trump inauguration, in case you were wondering. For some reason, there is not the expected demand.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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Let me ask again, has anyone seen Trump's birth certificate?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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Mr. Gorbachev tear down this wall. Mr. Trump, do not build a Mexican wall.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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Roy Cohn taught Donald Trump how to become aJoseph McCarthy. Only Trump is a pro-Russian demagogue.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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Of course Trump does not favor Russia. By the way, NATO, you're on your own against Russia, who, of course, Trump does not favor.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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What? Ivanka Majic is not my daughter?
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Advice of the day: If you are planning on taking elephant tranquilizer, expect to die.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 17
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Q: What the bleep just happened? A: You got caught.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 16
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I hope Britney Spears sings at the inaugural and she dedicates "Oops I Did It Again" to the voters of George W. Bush and Donald Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 16
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The Republican National Committee declared in 2013 that racism is over. Not discussing while it exists contributes towards the problems.
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Claiming those pointing out the racial divide are causing the divide only means you wish to ignore the reality the divide exists.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 16
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Now I'm really worried about the Trump Administration. All the fortune tellers in town closed shops.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 15
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Anyone else suspect that only an unethical administration would warn the ethics office not to do their jobs?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 13
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We have set the bar so low for Trump that he will be declared great if his people pee in a toilet.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 12
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How many times will Trump lie about Mexico paying for the wall before you realize he is not telling the truth?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 11
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He who has the golden showers soon rules.
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Stating one had "no nothing" to do with Russia technically means one did.
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I note the allegations against Trump being blackmailed have not been verified. That never stopped Trump, so he is fair game for jokes.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 11
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Trickle down economics has been replaced with tinkle down economics.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 10
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Just when I think I've escaped the worst Trump news, they keep pulling me back.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 10
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I hope there are no showers during the Inauguration.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 10
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All this time I've been pissing on Trump only to learn he liked it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 10
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Current events now come with parental guidance warnings.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 10
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It seems being overrated makes that person then think he is an expert on who is overrated.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 9
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Trump denies "for the 100th time" something we saw on video.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 7
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If Trump thinks he could have gotten better rating than Arnold, he should go back to being the star of "Apprentice"
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 7
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The fake news sites are claiming the Putin story is fake.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 6
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RIP Francine York. A great talent taken away from us.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 3
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DC insiders now theorize the Titanic sunk due to liberals.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 3
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Trump: Investing in technology creates manufacturing jobs. Try actions rather than rhetoric.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 3
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The Trump Presidency will be the first unscripted reality show
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jan 2
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If only Arnold could terminate The Donald's employment.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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My condolences to friends and family of John Amos who was subjected to incorrect social media reports that he had died.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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Trump proved the old adage: Never mind if what you write is bad, just spell the name right. The public only remembers the name.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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Obama proved anyone can become President. So did Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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To Trump voters stating they are upset he wants to defund Planned Parenthood: were you not paying attention during the election?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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Trump will accept a brief on the Russian hacking. He wants to learn more about how he got elected.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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I guess when you make up foreign policy as you go along you do not require intelligence briefings.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 Dec 2016
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Trump on the passing of Princess Leia: "She should have been kept imprisoned."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 29 Dec 2016
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The best USA retaliation agains Russian interference with elections would be to get Trump elected Russian President.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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A problem with fake news is the fake news outlets are telling readers the real news outlets are fake.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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My condolences to friends and family of Betty White for all these ridiculous social media comments about her still being alive.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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Yes, my "Political Rules" has a voting hacking scene. Based on what manufacturers told me about their competitor: They can be hacked.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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I would trust Trump better if he would not verbally say the opposite of what he tweeted earlier the same day.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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My mistake. I tried to argue with facts against someone who believes all facts are "made up".
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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I seldom get a social media "like". That is fine. I consider a good day one when I don't get a death threat
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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I am disappointed I did not make the New Yorker's list of lowest paid comedians. Maybe it they do a list of lowest paid comedy writers.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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My condolences to friends and relatives of Big Show as the Internet has falsely reported he had died.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 28 Dec 2016
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RIP Sandra Giles. Met her decades ago and ran into her frequently. I admire her work and am sorry she has passed away.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 27 Dec 2016
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Sorry Carrie Fishes has died. Met her a couple of times and she was wonderful. May whatever force exists be with her.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 27 Dec 2016
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Amazed received a message from a pro-Trump supporter liking my tweets thinking they are pro-Trump Only verifies that some do not really read
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 27 Dec 2016
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Every time I take a DNA test I get a visit from the FBI's X Files unit.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 27 Dec 2016
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Why does one who claims he knows more than Generals think that not recognizing Palestine will reduce terrorist recruitment?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 26 Dec 2016
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If you are feeling outrage that your celebrating is over while others celebrate Kwanzaa and/or Chanukah, then you are not a good Christian.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 26 Dec 2016
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My condolences to friends and relatives of Britney Spears whose death was incorrectly reported.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 26 Dec 2016
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The Donald thinks the UN, an international organization that sends troops and aides around the world, is just a group of people socializing.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 26 Dec 2016
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In my fiction farce book "Political Rules" voting machines are externally hacked because I know external hacking can happen.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 26 Dec 2016
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I join with Sarah Michelle Gellar in pouring the loss of someone or other.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 26 Dec 2016
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Why do computer experts wait until after the court challenges to claim voting machines can easily be externally hacked?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 25 Dec 2016
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My favorite part of the local TV showing a Christmas log for 24 hours was when the house owner's dog sniffed it and lifted his leg.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 25 Dec 2016
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I love Christmas traditions, such as watching Madonna's tour movie on cable.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 25 Dec 2016
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In all the movies that search for the true meaning of Christmas, did any of them explain exactly what that is?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 25 Dec 2016
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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Clause. Except Virginia died years ago. So, no, Santa, there is no Virginia.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 25 Dec 2016
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Trump accused Hillary of being a tool of Goldman Sachs and then appoints head of Goldman Sach to lead Economic Council. Where is outrage?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 25 Dec 2016
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I learned it is a local Christmas tradition to leave cookies and beer for Santa. Methinks too many local dads are alcoholics.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 23 Dec 2016
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Mr. Paladino: This is not even how mad cow spreads...wait, why must we waste our time every day challenging such statements?
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Only in the imaginary Trump universe is Trump's proposing more nuclear weapons consistent with current policy to reduce nuclear weapons.
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Trump and Putin agree that both their countries being able to destroy the entire world several additional times is a good idea.
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Previewed "The Lost Suckers". Brilliant acting, script, expressions. Even survived terrible Associate Producing. Funniest short film of 2017
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Saying Trump would have won if you don't count California is like saying let's not count the deep South. America is America, all of it.
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Some people go to Bethlehem, Pa. to mail their Christmas cards. I go to Intercourse.
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Drug sweep at local high school finds one with under 1 ounce of pot. Makes me think they really weren't trying very hard.
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Russia blames the USA for assassination of its ambassador. Maybe Trump will compensate Russia with the sub he didn't want China to return.
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Yes, abortion can be traumatic. It should be the woman's decision how she wishes to handle it. Do not let others decide how to feel or do.
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No one cares when I say I never had an abortion.
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Scammers getting people to buy packages on how to avoid scams.
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Steelton has approved medical marijuana sales or, in other words, things will remain as they have been before.
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Those who forget history and condemned to something or other, who remembers?
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So Germany's neo-Nazi party signs agreement with Putin's Russian party and meets with Trump advisor. What could possibly go wrong with this?
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Advice of the day: When you break into an establishment, do not leave behind your drivers license.
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I grew up someday hoping to see a Russian become President. I am very disappointed in my wish being fulfilled.
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What? Trump says China should keep the U.S. drone submarine it seized even as they offer to return it. Does he understand basic policy?
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So, to show how upset Putin was that Hillary accused him of rigging Russian election, he showed her by rigging the American election?
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Russia is moving troops and missiles closer to its European borders. We now return you to the lead news item about Kanye West
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Trump is not draining the swamp. He is throwing in more alligators.
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Will the man who loves the uneducated become faced with people who have become educated.
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Of course the Trump grill is getting bad culinary reviews. They only serve the dead animals from the top of The Donald's head.
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News media: Kanye West is NOT more important than important changes in foreign policies.
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Let's see. Should I pay $5,000 to attend a dinner for Donald Trump. Decisions. Decisions.
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So the secret Aleppo plan was to have it all decided before he becomes President.
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Wait,what? The Trump meeting with Kanye West is NOT a fake Onion story?
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The student arrested for having pot in his dorm room may have one of the best selective enforcement arguments ever.
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Trump stated Blacks showed they love him by not voting. So, remember, if you love Trump, do not vote for his reelection.
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Reporter claims her belittling someone was due to her poor eyesight. Hey, how about trying not bullying anyone?
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I'll always remember the advice my 116 year old relative gave me: "Watch out for the dinosaurs under my bed."
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Kudos to the child who put her naked Ken doll and an empty bottle of booze next to the Elf of the Shelf.
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Remember, the secret passwords to getting a job with Trump are "I love Ayn Rand." (Don't mess up and say" Rand Paul").
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Major league baseball has banned hazing of players by their wearing women's dresses. What if they want to wear women's clothing?
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Rick Perry could not remember the Energy Dept in debates. Now he has been appointed its Secretary. Maybe he will forget to show up for work.
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"Of course I like you. In fact, here is some good advice. In case of an earthquake, stand underneath a chandelier."
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Every time I read a Trump news item I presume is fake, fact check informs me it is real.
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This President is giving up his honeymoon period with the press and has already filed for divorce before the inauguration.
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OK, so you believe Obama deliberately helped Trump win the election just so he could then blame it on the Russians? Bless your heart.
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Why deny being close to Putin who you want to appoint people friendly to him and take policies that will help Russia?
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Regions highly supporting Trump strongly correlated with higher rates of substance abuse and suicide.
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Trump once declared Time magazine's most influential list as foolish. I find their Person of the Year even more hilarious.
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Trump says he knows more than his Generals. Then why is he then considering so many of them to be in his Cabinet?
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I hate right before I leave my house I hear gun shots.
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Trump and Pence give a company millions to save 1100 jobs. Just days later, the company lowers the figure to 730 jobs saved. Not yuge.
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Trump keeps breaking his promises. Maybe he will change his mind about not taking away peoples' guns.
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Republicans are stunned. There are actually voters who care more about economic issues than where transponders go to the bathroom.
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They are now selling "Elf on the Shelf" complete with a search warrant and wiretap.
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I wonder if human talking sounds like music to birds? Probably not.
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Yes, I make fun of Democrats, as well, when they do stupid things. It is just that Trump is keeping up way ahead on doing stupid things.
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Trump states he will create a tariff on Chinese goods. Tell him to read his briefings: We already have one.
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Wait? Trump wants his company to develop in Taiwan? Will his business interests sway his foreign policies?
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Ben Carson, who previously stated he did not have the experience to be in the Cabinet, has accepted becoming Secretary of HUD.
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Glad to have met Van Williams and sad to see him leave us. A great actor and a wonderful person.
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Penn State wins the conference championship but the #2 team plays for the national title instead. Sort of like the Electoral College.
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Cheney tells Trump that Trump does not need the press. Because Cheney hiding facts from the press worked so well for our nation before.
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Corey Lewandowski blames the press for reporting what Trump actually said because Trump does not mean what he says. Is that a way to govern?
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If Trump thinks there was cheating in the election, why are his attorneys fighting to stop recounts?
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Former Trump campaign manager states New York Times reporter should be in jail. Yes, go after the press, then the Muslims, then the...
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If you worry that contributors to a foundation had access, you should be worried about diplomats paying to stay at the President's hotel.
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Trump wants flag burners to lose their citizenship and then to be deported back to where they came from, the United States.
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Ran into a US Senator & urged for infrastructure repair funds. I fear, though, it will be business tax breaks for what they already do.
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A Physicist explains we do not experience reality as it really is. Great. We were born stoned.
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How would a candidate know before an election that it was rigged it he lost if he hadn't already rigged the election so he would win?
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If Trump claims there was widespread fraud, then I believe a recount is in order.
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There is Motel Six. There is Motel Eight. What happened to Motel Seven?
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Trump will cut taxes the rich and increase taxes to 8 million middle class. Buyers' reject, yet, anyone?
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Life is super-california-delicious-extra-halitosis.
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As God is my witness, I thought politicians could fly.
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It is not the most assuring fact that the debate over whether Jews are people is that most are concluding they are.
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if you want the US to bring back waterboarding, do not be surprised when more militants recruit to fight the US. Be the correct example.
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Jeff Sessions believes good people do not smoke pot, because good people never get cancer.
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I do not want a job in the Trump Administration. I just want to be part of his motorcade whenever I need to go through the Lincoln Tunnel/
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Of course Trump believes conversation therapy works. He once was a Democrat.
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I hate every time there is a scary clown sighting and it turns out to be me looking naturally.
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While Trump demands an apology from the cast of "Hamilton", could he also demand an apology from the cast of "Sharknado"?
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Dear GOP: You gave us Nixon, George W. Bush, and now Trump. Why do you hate America?
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You defraud people for $40 million and you have to pay back $25 million. That will teach him.
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This is amazing. Trump convinced a company, that was not planning to move to Mexico, not to move to Mexico.
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In my day, people had public phone numbers & kept their lives private. Now people make their lives public and keep the phone numbers private
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"Of course I knew the election would have been rigged it I lost" because it had already been rigged for me to win.
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Don't you hate it when you convict someone and the son-in-law seeks revenge, and your friend The Donald allows it to happen?
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If Trump thinks his transition team is working "smoothly", I hate to think what he considers "not smoothly".
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Yes, if you bring religion into school, you can't choose which religions are introduced. Sorry. You should have thought of that beforehand.
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Give Trump credit where due. 5 year ban on lobbying afterwards is a good step. Of course, he hasn't said how it would be enforced….
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#Trump The secrets of political corruption:
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When the wave of immigrants who broke the law are deported, will that include Melania Trump?
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Donald has to make new plans now that he has been elected, For one, now he can't divorce Melania.
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Why Hillary lost: needed more cowbell.
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When allies contribute to a group fighting AIDS and malaria, its a bad thing. When enemies contribute to a security group, it s a good thing
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All working class Trump supporters are encouraged to purchase $10,000 Trump jewelry.
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Trump wants to reward those who got him elected, yet he is not sure what position to offer to Anthony Weiner.
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Ben Carson stated he won't take a Cabinet post since he has no government experience. Ah, Ben, how about the man who offered you the job?
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All the false rumors about #Trump that I am starting: http://injurer.blogspot.com/2016/11/lyin-trump.html … #DonaldTrump #PresidentTrump #PresidentElectTrump #TheDonald
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James Buchanan was such a bad President that he destroyed the possibility of any other Secretary of State from being elected President.
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We have got to stop legalizing pot on the same day when voting on Trump.
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I do not trust tree huggers. They never ask the trees if the trees consent to being hugged.
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#FuturePresidentTrumpTweet Stupid CIA. How hard is it to find Obama's Kenyan birth certificate?
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#FuturePresidentTrumpTweet I will call on Hillary for advice I will see her prison has a phone.
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#FuturePresidentTrumpTweet Once you are a celebrity, you can grab anyone you want.
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#FuturePresidentTrumpTweet Lyin' Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. That is NOT the launch code.
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#FuturePresidentTrumpTweet I told you the election was rigged. I just didn't know the Russians rigged it for me.
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#FuturePresidentTrumpTweet CIA showed me the space aliens. Thought they would be bigger. Small hands.
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Phila. Inquirer: After decades of Puerto Ricans coming to Philadelphia for substance abuse treatment, NOW you make it front page headline?
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Anyone else find it ironic that now Republicans leaders have the ability to actually repeal Obamacare they suddenly want to keep it?
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Police call bag of feces "suspicious". Yeah, I doubt the feces crawled into the bag by itself and then walked to someone's yard.
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The Facebook glitch announcing that I died today is incorrect. I died last Tuesday.
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Are people going to have to testify before Congress "I am not nor ever have been a Muslim."
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To anti-establishment Trump voters How do you feel now that Trump is already moving towards establishment positions? Conned again by the GOP
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Will the political party that gave us Harding, Hoover, Nixon, George W. Bush, and now Trump please finally stop punking us?
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Dear Donald Unlike being a celebrity, being a President means you can't do what you want with women. I know. Signed, Bill
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Dear Donald Trump: You are correct. The election was rigged. Do not accept the results. #Trump
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It looks like Alex Baldwin will have his SNL contract extended.
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People of 2006: You won't believe this, but a decade from now, Bob Dylan will win a Nobel Prize and Donald Trump will be elected President.
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We have given an ungovernable leader Congressional control to carry froth his inability to govern without restraint.
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Wave goodbye to your Obamacare and abortion rights and hello to lower taxes for the rich.
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Is Senator Pat Toomey's 7 pm election night announcement that he is voting for Trump one of the lamest endorsements ever?
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If you get a phone call stating you can vote on Wednesday, ignore it. Today is your last chance to vote. Maybe the best woman win.
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How could Russians influence this election? Read my book "Political Rules" for clues. #Trump #Putin #RussianHackers
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Just returned from protesting National Socialists. It is easier to protest the obvious idiots while the less obvious ones get elected.
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Have you looked in algae fuel? It is the least costly method. It produces the most fuel. The Navy used it to fly jets. #AskStella
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If you argue that Democrats do little for their constituents in poverty, consider that more people in poverty live in Republican districts.
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Pigs are flying, the devil is wearing a winter coat, and Trump may be elected President.
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Remember, weed has been declared kosher, so you can hand it out in Jewish communities as well.
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White supremacists handing out weed in ghettos to suppress the vote should be the funniest thing ever
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People are stating they will support impeachment if elected President. Either candidate.
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I remember back when calling a candidate the "c" word meant the candidate was called a "communist".
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Ways to avoid fake news: 1.) Did you see it on Facebook? 2.) Did you see it on Twitter? 3.) Did you see it on a Fox commentary?
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Am I the only persons who, while watching "Halloween 2", thought "needs more cow bell"?
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Leakings and weiners can prove to be what determines our President.
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Anthony Weiner has an 8% approval rating. Remember, those 8% live in your neighborhoods.
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Washington coach did not know you could tie in NFL. FYI: Clinton and Trump could conceivable tie in the Electoral College.
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Before there is a smoking gun, there at least should be a gun.
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Madonna promised spankings if you do not vote and now she promises oral sex if you vote. Let us see what the voters decide.
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Donald Trump Jr stated that becoming President would be a step down for his father. So do Trump, Sr. a favor by not forcing him to step down
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Despite high ratings, there will be no season two of the Trump - Clinton debates. It was too disturbing to too many viewers.
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Remember, if no one respects women more than Trump, everyone else in the world has never achieved his level of respect.
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Leon Tchaikovsky Retweeted Lena Dunham
Actually, I am not a nasty woman, yet I will retweet this anyway.Leon Tchaikovsky added,
Lena Dunham @lenadunham
RT if you're a nasty woman and it's made your life a freakin' pleasure
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The weirdest that could happen is if Trump loses that Southern state legislatures start voting to recognize him as President.
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Why deny mimicking a disabled reporter when we have all seen the tape?
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What bad hombre believes there is such a thing as a ninth month abortion?
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I guess Donald Trump has more respect for women than you or I.
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If you think Anderson Cooper is unfair to you, why would you have your wife choose him for her exclusive interview?
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Only a person on drugs would think Hillary Clinton looked like she was on drugs during the last debate.
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Remember, when denying you sexually assaulted someone, the proper response is "she would not be my first choice."
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we abolished slavery and replaced it with involuntary prison labor.
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It is interesting that a billionaire believes the system is rigged against him. Tell the rest of us how that feels.
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Yeah, I hit #834 in Comedy Books. I always knew someday I would make the best seller charts.
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Trump fans, there is no need to repeal the 19th amendment. Enough women will lose their right to vote while imprisoned for having abortions.
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No, Hillary is not perfect, but if Trump will stop lying about her, she should offer to stop telling the truth about Trump.
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How ironic that Trump's denunciations of Speaker Ryan and Leader McConnell mean that Hillary would have better Congressional relations.
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When a serial groper such as Arnold Schwarzenegger can not defend what Trump said, you are in serious trouble Donald.
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The Republican National Committee defends actions that will get your suspended from NBC News.
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Donald Trump was born on third base and thinks he hit a home run. #Trump
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I love America, where political opponents, immigrants, and religious groups are not jailed or exiled. (This offer may expire in January).
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Trump mistakenly calls Eat 'n Park "the Smiley Cookie". In today's weird elections, that could be the reason he loses Pennsylvania.
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Remember, if attacking Bill Clinton does not work, attack Ted Kennedy, because this election is about a deceased Senator.
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Trump tweeted "100% of perverts go back to their ways. Sadly, there is no cure." I guess he knows from personal experience?
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The Trump family and ex-wives should be on a special Celebrity Jerry Springer Show.
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No, Trump, locker room talk about assaulting women is only made by the sociopaths.
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Was it my screen, or did Trump's hair turn from orange to all grey, like Marie Antionette before her beheading?
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"This Film is a Horror" on http://amazon.com is not about Donald Trump video. Honest. #Trump
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Earlier claims that half of all women have been sexually harassed bolstered by new studies. We need to address this widespread wrong.
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My new horror genre satire screenplay "This Film is a Horror" is available at http://amazon.com .
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So consensual indiscretions are more offensive than non-consenual groping?
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It is hard to joke about Donald Trump now that he no longer is funny.
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The NSA scanned Twitter searching for intelligence. They found none.
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My new novel "Eight Million Stories" is now available on http://amazon.com . I bet you can't read just one million stories. Read em all
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Poll: Half of Trump supporters will not trust election results if Clinton is elected. Only Lincoln faced worse electoral support.
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I should remove attending Trump University from my resume.
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Governor, if you say 90% of the faces are Black when 60% of the faces are white, maybe you need to see an optometrist.
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Why lie when you know the fact checkers will expose the lie?
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Does anyone wonder if Trump's sniffles bring into question his stamina to be President?
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I wonder how many emergency room visits there are tonight for people drinking shots during tonight's debates.
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I note the Libertarians who deny climate change is taking place who also believe the future of the human race depends on colonizing planets.
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Anyone can be a great writer. It takes extreme skills to become the worst writer ever.
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What are the odds that Kim Kardashian's endorsement of Hillary Clinton is the one that actually sways the most voters?
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Trump: The sky is falling. Clinton: The oceans are rising.
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Surprised someone started a Facebook page of one of my screenplays. Not surprised it has no likes.
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I hate how the NSA thinks I am discussing WikiLeaks every time I state I am going to take a wicked leak.
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I bring to literature what Florence Foster Jenkins brought to music.
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Police report a clown with a machete tried to lure a woman into the woods. My advice: avoid any stranger with a machete trying to lure you.
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Hugh O'Brien used to tell people he bet they thought he was dead. Sadly, you may now take that bet. Rest in peace, partner.
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We've gone from a chicken in every pot to a taco stand on every corner.
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I hate it everyone one of my favorites restaurants is closed for being a drug front.
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If a relative of mine is ever shot to death, I hope Trump does not use it as a reason why people will then vote for him.
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Here I recommend according to my interpretation of his words: Trump would be the greatest comedy writer of any President ever.
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I often feel as if I am a supporting actor in my life story.
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I still think James Monroe was in better health upon his inauguration than Donald Trump.
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A man says God told him Trump would be elected President, so he stabbed himself. Psychologists determined that was a sane reaction.
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Newsweek states my public school is the 471st best in the nation. Next year, they am to be #470.
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So who do you favor in the 2020 Presidential election: Kanye West or Curt Schilling?
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Former CIA Director states Trump is an unwitting Russian agent. Joseph McCarthy must be rolling in his grave.
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Trump calles Hillary mentally ill. As they say, "it takes one to know one."
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You are probably just as well dead when both your wife and your girlfriend submit obituaries.
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"For the fifth time, no, you may not blow up the world."
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Trump Taj Mahal is closing. Trump Pence lives on.
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Trump asked for the baby to be removed from his rally. Security then removed Trump.
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Go ahead, Melanie. No one will remember Michelle's speech after so many years.
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Eating alone at a restaurant. Waiter asked if I wanted one bill or separate bills. I said separate. I await seeing my separate bills.
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"I need TP for my bunghole." And by TP I mean Trump Pence.
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Did Trump use non-profit funds for personal gain? Which is what Chaka Fatta was recently convicted of doing?
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The way to stop illegal drug tunnels and smuggling people in vehicles is not to build a fence.
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No, Trump did not say he would built a wall around Mexico and make Mexico pay for it. Wait, that one might be true.
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No, Muslims have not contributed $250 million to Hillary Clinton's campaign. (Neither candidate has even raised close to that amount.)
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No, Eric Trump did not say his father would send Mexicans back to Asia.
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No, Obama is not denying Christians the right to pray in public buy letting only Muslims the right to pray in public.
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If you fact checked your re-postings, you might not repost them.
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If Romney or Reagan had made a small fraction of the mistakes Trump has made, neither would ever have been nominated for President.
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If you spend a life texting, what have you done that you possibly spend all your time texting about?
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I used to be amazed that people believed zombies are real, until I noticed a society of people walking and texting.
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July 4 we celebrate the July 2 Declaration of Independence because then it took two days to announce news. No cable networks back then.
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Be proud of who you are, not prouder of who you aren't.
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Overheard this: "Isn't it amazing that the triplets all have the same birthday?"
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If you electrify chocolate, it reduces fat and is still tasty. Do not electrify chocolate on your own. Leave it to professionals.
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Secret to best sellers: Use descriptive verbs to characters who are close to each other. Add zombies and werewolves.
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Today's helpful hint: When you kill someone and brag about it on Facebook, the police are allowed to consider that as evidence.
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I never believed zombies are real until I saw people coming out to vote for Trump.
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New British signs: "Keep calm, and now panic."
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I am circulating a petition for the US to leave the EU.
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"First the UK, now the US. Take back America." This slogan is nonsensical. When did the UK become part of America?
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Overheard man say Hillary will raise his taxes and give the money to Blacks and gays, Advised that he should marry a Black man.
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Hillary will not be vetting Chaka Fattah.
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Make American great again, which will occur with a Trump cable network.
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Trump states he can make money running for President. Is he running for President for the right reason?
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Reagan would advise Trump to tear down this wall idea.
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Rep. Carlos Curbelo is correct. Trump's announcement speech will be him looking at the delegates announcing "you're all fired."
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Over 80% favor banning gun sales to people on terrorist list. Now if only they would vote according to their views.
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I could not find Dory but I found Waldo.
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Sports championships are events that decide which city may have a riotous celebration.
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I wonder if LeBron James thinks Red Sox games are fixed.
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Remember back when the Republicans would never nominate anyone who is praised by the Russian Premier?
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Remember, those drugs you are taking were once inside someone's butt or vagina.
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Infiltration, informants, monitoring produces success. Profiling achieves little and harms innocents.
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Tom DeLay says God wrote the Constitution. Did heretics write all the amendments?
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My condolences to friends and family of Meatloaf whose passing was erroneously printed in print and social media
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How sick does one have to be to claim a mass shooting was staged and fake? Why do people believe zombies are real and shootings are not?
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I know people who believe a zombie apocalypse will happen. The scary part is they are voting for Trump.
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Friend told she only has a few months to live. Here is hoping for one of those miracles,
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A woman who chooses Coolie over me is probably…a smart woman. Choosing Pee Wee Herman over me is probably a smart move.
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Let the dehydrated meatloaf jokes begin….
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"I misspoke when I blamed Obama for the Orlando shootings. I meant to blame Hillary."
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Jo Cox shooter had US neo-Nazi ties. I await proposals to ban Americans from entering the UK.
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I await proposals to ban lone wolf men from entering the country.
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Let me get this straight. You want to ban Muslims from entering yet once a terrorist is in the US, a terrorist may buy as many guns wanted.
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Remember, if you do not support Trump, he asks that you keep quiet.
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I await a proposal that we build a wall around Florida to keep alligators out. And Cuba will pay for it.
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A Muslim shoots many people with an assault weapon. The nation debates whether to ban assault weapons or to ban Muslims.
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A Muslim uses automatic weapon to kill many. Nation debates whether to ban Muslims or ban automatic weapons.
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I wonder how many people praying for victims still would not let them choose the bathroom of their choice?
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Remember, Trump says he is the least racist person. Everyone else: you are racists.
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A spam message states a total stranger wants to deposit $52 million into my band account. That sounds totally reasonable.
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Poll: The Phillie Phanatic defeats Trump. Now if only Hillary could run ahead of Trump.
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For those wondering if you will get arrested for peeing on a cop car, the answer is "yes".
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I believe in a country where everyone may have their own uncredited universities.
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Calling Trump the emotional equivalent of a three year old is an insult to three year olds.
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Graduating from Clown University, unlike Trump University, provides you with a useful skill.
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So, the new racism is to call someone a racist for pointing out someone's racism?
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My condolences to friends and admirers of Jack Black whose death has been erroneously reported on this Internet fad.
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Two Lane is the alternate school to Tulane.
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A bribe is a contribution if Trump pays it.
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"Sure, I was a football star at Trump University."
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So the premise here is Latino judges are automatically biased. Does this mean you believe only white judges are unbiased?
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I keep awaiting Trump announcing "You idiots, this was only a publicity stunt. You actually bought this?"
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Trump says he loved Muhammad Ali. But he would not let him into this country.
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"Look at my African American over here." Does Trump own him?
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Does he really think the judicial system works such that someone who criticizes him will go to jail?
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So you think the judge is biased because he is not white like you are?
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Mary Poppins has swooped down and taken Lin Manuel Miranda away.
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My friends say they prefer my hacked Facebook account to my real one.
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When is the Trump University class reunion?
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Everyone in this restaurant is wearing the exact same shirt, including me. Whoever they are, they probably assume I am one of them.
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Wait, the parents were filming their boys as they destroyed art work?
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The horses you rode in on are organizing to protest being assaulted.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 31 May 2016
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I await a company producing cans reading "I am moving to Canada if your candidate wins."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 30 May 2016
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Today's advice: Do not poop in your holding cell. The press will love the news and they will spell your name correctly.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 29 May 2016
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I went to see an existential play. It was not there.
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What happens if both Presidential nominees are indicated?
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Why did I pay ten dollars admission to a free film festival?
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Someone pointed at me and said "Look, there is Patrick Duffy, He really let himself go."
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If you have nothing to say, please don't say it.
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Among most common Google searches: "How to make a baby?" "How to make meth?" I guess the young want to make something.
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Hospital profits are up, their number of charitable cases are down. How do you think they increased profits?
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If your hospital is making 10% profit it is not a charity.
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Only in the USA would a capitalist demand $10 million to debate a socialist.
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Amtrak advises against taking selfless of trains about to run you over. The lighting usually is quite bad.
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Trump to Muslims: I do not want you in the USA, but if you are already here, I want you to vote for me.
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How high do you have to be to have your girlfriend overdose and you not notice for several days?
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I am off to count the number of racial minority people on Trump's list of potential Supreme Court nominees.
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So you think Hillary is too old to be President, so you support Trump, who is two years older than is Hillary.
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The Cubs have the best record in baseball. Trump could be elected President. When did I die and what dimension is this?
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Scientists find that penis size has no correlation to the size of any other body part; to the happiness of many small footed or hands men.
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Today's helpful hint If you are an FBI informant, do not defraud the FBI using their money.They may find out and they may be upset.
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Capitol webcam falcon is sociopath: feeds 3 of her children to the 4th. "Never seen before" activity. Webcams drives any family crazy.
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Scientists discovered 100 Earth sized planets. But enough about your mother and her friends….
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Where in international law does one country make another country build and pay for a wall?
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Anyone else notice that the only person stating a wish to be Trump's running mate is Sarah Palin?
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Obviously anyone writing about Economics on an airplane must be a terrorist.
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The most connected I am with people on social media, the less connected I feel I am with people.
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One person has been arrested for loud sex in Pennsylvania. (Was she alone?) Everyone else in Pennsylvania has sex quietly.
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We now live in an era where reality shows are scripted and political candidates are not.
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Trump tries to link Ted Cruz's family to JFK's assassination? I am only surprised he did not try and link it to Hillary.
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Del Taco fires rude server. Thousands of New York City waiters are totally confused by this move.
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I remember when praise from the Russian Prime Minister would have been the kiss of death to a Republican Presidential candidate.
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If is not nice for Democrats to call Cruz Lucifer. Oh wait, that was not Democrats?
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Of course. Cruz-Fiorina. Now people will not vote for Trump.
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John McCain's fundraiser arrested for having a meth lab. Well, that is one way to raise political funds.
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Of course my cousin will move to Canada if Trump is elected President. That is to where all the industry jobs are already moving.
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Congratulations to Harris Wofford on doing what he wishes to do.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit 22 Apr 2016
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Never met Prince yet my mother did. So sad. Did meet Chyna which is another shock. Too many die too young.
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Kasich: You do not eat pizza with a knife and fork. You eat candy bars with a knife and fork.
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P.S. For those who do not follow politics and think I make this stuff up. No, this stuff writes itself.
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Cruz has reversed his position on dildos, which frankly I believe is his private right.
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TSA did not find 67 of 70 test weapons. They will find your small shampoo bottle but not an actual gun. For this we wait two hours.
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