A Great Legal Mind...As Soon as We Ever Find One

Archeologists have found original tabloid transcripts of the court of Solomon.
Apparently, some of his actual legal decisions may have altered from what we hear of them. In the case of Mother Roe v Mother Doe, in which two women claimed ownership of the same child, Judge Solomon diverted from a strict interpretation of Stone Law precedent and ordered the baby cut in two with each woman to receive half the baby. The transcripts indicate that Mother Roe reacted by declaring “are you nuts?” and Mother Doe reacted by shouting “the Judge is a lunatic.” The outcome of Judge Solomon’s ruling was overturned by the Appealed Stone Court, although there is some indication that the sewing up of the baby was not as successful as expected.