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Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, January 15, 2018

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If you believe that Trump is the least racist person, that means you and everyone else are more racist than he is.
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I am sure the White House is trying to figure out how to blame the false Hawaii missile launch warning on their claiming Obama does not have a Hawaiian birth certificate.
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Who has "resigns for health reasons"?
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Who expects a physician to state that a diet of fast food and diet Coke makes one the healthiest individual ever?
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 Jan 11
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Is there such a plea as not guilty by reason of being a stable genius?
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 Jan 4
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My new screenplay "The Literal Fall of One King or Another" debuted on http://amazon.com  as the current 134th top best selling screenplay. So ignore 133 better selling screenplays and please read mine.
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I am not in the top 1% economically. I am in the bottom 1% where no cell phone service reaches.
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The good thing about having cancer is I can literally die on stage.
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How can my first article I access on New Years Day mean I have already reached my monthly article limit?
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I can not get used to this new year. I am still writing "2014" on my checks.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Dec 2017
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Well, Roy Moore now has free time to hang out with Dennis Hastert.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 12 Dec 2017
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Through healthy diet, I thought I lost 50 pounds over the last year. Then again, it may have been the cancer.
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 12 Dec 2017
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Spent the day in the emergency room, or as I call it in December, the room to go to catch the flu.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 8 Dec 2017
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My "Zombies Versus Robots Versus Us" entered at #100 on Amazon's best selling screenplay list. I fear only zombies are buying copies.
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My news screenplay Zombies Versus Robots Versus Us", which shows why they would attack, is now available on http://amazon.com
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 2 Dec 2017
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Oh, so if I knew Flynn lied to the FBI, then I asked the FBI not to investigate Flynn, is that wrong?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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It is interesting that the section of the movie industry with the least proportion of reported improper sexual advances is the porn industry.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Nov 2017
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Tell me again how Central and South Americans escaping economic harshness and violence are secretly members of ISIS.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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In college, I was sexually assaulted against my will by a woman who snuck into my room as I slept. She today is a Psychology Professor.  It can happen to men as well. #MeToo
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Nov 2017
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"When I pardon the turkeys, can I slip in a pardon for anyone under investigation by Mueller?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Nov 2017
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If you listen to what Trump said, he was joking about reversing the pardon Obama gave to previous turkeys. Is anything Presidential to Trump?
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 22 Nov 2017
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Those who criticized the studies I reported that the percent of women assaulted may be closer to 50% rather than previously believed to be 15% to 20%: new data shows 50% may be TOO LOW.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Nov 2017
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Every time I want privacy in a hotel room, Pink starts singing outside my window.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 18 Nov 2017
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I am so sad learning that Margaret O'Brien has passed. I met her several times and she always wonderful. The world shall miss her.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Nov 2017
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The Defense Department accidentally retweeted  that Trump should be impeached. Yes, it was an accident. That is their story and they are sticking to it (wink wink).
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Nov 2017
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Al Franken, what you see flying away from you are any hopes of your becoming President
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Nov 2017
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Roy Moore was ousted twice for refusing to accept the truth. Are we to believe him now?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Nov 2017
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I bid $399 million on a painting and I still got outbid.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 15 Nov 2017
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Trump will not meet with the American Nobel Prize winners as he already knows more than they do.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 14 Nov 2017
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Trump's judicial nominees are 91% white and 81% male. See, he is not abandoning his base here.
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 14 Nov 2017
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I love this. A racist I know had has DNA tested. Now he is depressed learning he is Jewish.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Nov 2017
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Criminal tip for the day: Do not count your bags of heroin in public where the police can see what you are doing.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Nov 2017
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The average age of Cabinet members is 62, Senators 62, and members of Congress 58. These are near historic high ages. Time for a youth revolution?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Nov 2017
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Republicans in Congress will not renew health insurance for children but they will defend someone of having underage sex.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Nov 2017
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So, Donald, you think age 71 is young?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Nov 2017
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Donald, if you already know the answer, why did you ask Vladimir about it?
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 11 Nov 2017
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The Republican tax proposal will increase taxes on the middle income and lower taxes on the rich. Are middle class voters who voted Republican happy with this?
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I saw a sign reading that you burn off five times the calories walking the steps then taking the escalator. That has led me to a new exercise program. I take the escalator five times a day.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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Anthony Weiner wishes he had signed Steve Bannon.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Nov 2017
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"Who cares about five Russian prostitutes? It is not like I was hitting on a 14 year old."
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 10 Nov 2017
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If it wasn't for voter suppression and not allowing felons to vote, many Southern states might trend Democratic. No wonder so many Southern Republicans love the Confederacy; they are a continuation of it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Nov 2017
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A Republican National Committee member stated she trusts Putin over the Washington Post. Anyone remember when the Republicans thought associating with Russians was treason?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Nov 2017
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Trump won with a base of sexist voters for did not mind he grabbed women. Of course Roy Moore is not going to abandon his base of sexists and withdraw.
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Comparing what Roy Moore did to Joseph and Mary is like comparing Jesus to Louis C.K.
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"We do not care if he is a racist just so long as did not have sex with underage females."
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Will Roman Polanski attempt to resurrect his career by filming a horror movie with that scary Kevin Spacey
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If you are deleted from a movie, may you still put it on your IMDB?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 8 Nov 2017
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Speaker Paul Ryan has set a record for the most closed rules debates. This is the least open Congress, despite his pledge to open it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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The FBI can't unlock a phone? Have they tried giving it to a five year old?
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 7 Nov 2017
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I voted today, and then got upset when I learned today isn't even running for anything.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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What does one even want with an AR-15?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 6 Nov 2017
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A woman was fired for waving her middle finger at Trump. Trump was frightened by her relatively larger finger.
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 6 Nov 2017
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If you are using  Comcast as I post this, you can't see this.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 5 Nov 2017
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Are there calls to start deporting members of whatever religion the latest shooter belonged to?
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 5 Nov 2017
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There are no good opening lines in, or jokes about, concentration camps.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 5 Nov 2017
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Did Donna Brazile seriously think she could undo the nominations of the Democratic National Committee? Is there anyone sane left in American politics?
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"I said to lock her up, not lock me up." Michael Flynn
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"You have a choice. You can either be deported or be granted an exemption to work at Mar-a-Lago."
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Nov 2017
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I am sorry Rand Paul was attacked. I just fear Kellyanne Conway will declare this a Bowling Green massacre.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Nov 2017
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Trump says he barely knows Jared Kushner, and the name Ivanka rings a bell.
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I may be a Russian troll, except I am real.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 3 Nov 2017
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Good news, Anthony Weiner, it turns out you were not the sleaziest member of Congress after all.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 2 Nov 2017
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Sure, we gain an hour, but with this Administration, we lose a few decades.
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An employee inadvertently deactivated Trump's Twitter account. The White House is launching an investigation to see how this can be done again.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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I note the defense that the Russians had a right to interfere with US elections because we interfere in theirs. 1. That wouldn't make it right. 2. If did we interfere in Russian elections, we did a lousy job at interfering.
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Remember, the World Series will be decided, not on who plays the better game, but on a fan who forgets to wear a lucky shirt.
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By the way, Virgin Islands is also part of the USA. 80% of their residents have been without power since the last hurricane.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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If General Kelly thinks the inability to compromise led to the Civil War, he must suspect another civil war is hotly brewing.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 31 Oct 2017
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Does the White House now place the rights of Virginia over the rights of the United States?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 30 Oct 2017
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Underwood: Anything for America, Including child molestation.
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 30 Oct 2017
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My screenplay "Change Yourself, Change the World" hits the charts at #96 in Screenplay sales. I hope it gets lots of radio play. No, wait...
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 30 Oct 2017
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If you think Mamafort's indictment means he is innocent, then you should believe that Trump's non-indictment means he is guilty.
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 30 Oct 2017
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Congratulations to Gabe Kapler on being named the new Phillies manager. He was great on "Welcome Back, Kotter."
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Bruce Maxwell, only major league baseball player to knee during the National Anthem, has been arrested on gun charges. The right wing now doesn't know whether to hate or like him
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My new screenplay "Change Yourself, Change the World" is now available on http://amazon.com . It may change you and the world.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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Anyone wishing to report sexual abuse on Capitol Hill please contact michelle.lee@washpost.com
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 24 Oct 2017
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Today's tip for criminals: If you are planning to rob a store and steal a getaway car, do not steal an ambulance. They do not blend in as well as do other vehicle types.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 23 Oct 2017
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46% of voters state they believe the mainstream media lies about Trump. George Orwell lives.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Oct 2017
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Trump is releasing the JFK assassination files. Now well will learn how Ted Cruz's father assassinated JFK.
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 21 Oct 2017
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Your brain knows when you are dead? How does that work when my brain does not know I am alive?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 18 Oct 2017
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I don't know the background of the foreign headline about a secret drug life of a comedy star. In America, that is a given. @LadyGrew
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 17 Oct 2017
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Why does no one calculate and report how many civilians are killed in these military actions?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 17 Oct 2017
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I wonder if the reason Trump has not addressed American casualties in Niger is his staff is worried about his mispronouncing another country's name.
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 17 Oct 2017
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Sorry, Donald, but we do not understand your greatness. When does it begin?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Oct 2017
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Trump has paid one million dollars in legal fees and he hasn't even been charged with anything.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Oct 2017
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It is amazing that Einstein proved things mathematically there were not even discovered until decades after his death.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Oct 2017
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For some, talking about process helps the person process it and can partially heal. For others, it causes painful flashbacks are more trauma. Others have different reactions.. Each person has to decide what is best.
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 13 Oct 2017
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"Children's health care could never expire without a major outrage." CHILDREN'S HEALTH CARE HAS EXPIRED. Contact your member of Congress as well as the Virgin Islands President.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Oct 2017
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I guess when Trump stated he spoke to the President of Virgin Islands he was admitting he speaks to himself.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 12 Oct 2017
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Rep. Scott Perry states people are not dying due to lack of aide in Puerto Rico. Wow: an elected official refusing to admit reality as going for fake news.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 12 Oct 2017
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"If Donald wants to launch a nuclear attack, you hold him down while we call the Cabinet and invoke the 25th Amendment." A fiction story I am working on not based on anyone.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 12 Oct 2017
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Si si CC and Didi.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 12 Oct 2017
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Maybe Trump is mad at NBC for quashing the Harvey Weinstein story. Or, maybe not...
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 12 Oct 2017
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Putin's opposition party did better than expected in recent elections. I wonder if Putin suspects American interference in Russian elections.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 12 Oct 2017
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That moment when you realize Twitter lets you tweet but not Rose McGowan.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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Trump stated "It is frankly disgusting the way the press is able to write whatever they want to write"...including the truth.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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If anyone ever again mistakes me for Russell  Crowe, I will not only deny it but let them know I feel insulted.
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 11 Oct 2017
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The good news, sir, is scientists named a star after you. The bad news is: its a death star.
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 11 Oct 2017
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A problem with many of those who forwarded fake news is they insist the fake news is still real and the news that is it fake is what they believe to be as fake.
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 11 Oct 2017
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If Harvey Weinstein donated to Clinton, ergo Weinstein and Clinton are both corrupt, then when Donald Trump donated to Clinton, ergo, Trump is also corrupt.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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Satire is not seeking to destroy things; it is pointing out incongruities in hopes that what is out of order will be mended.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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I've lost track. The Boy Scouts can refuse to let gays join but will let girls join. What about gay girls?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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Finally, Donald, you don't want the government taking away the freedom of the press. It will not look good in the history books.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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Also, Donald, NBC does not own licenses. Station affiliates own licenses. But do not let facts get in your way. You never let them get in your way before.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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Donald, why do you want to take away NBC's license? After "The Apprentice" and Matt Lauer's debate bumbling, you pretty much owe them your Presidency.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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After Trump stated he wanted a tenfold increase in nuclear weapons, I would have been more concerned if Tillerson had not then called Trump an idiot.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Oct 2017
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Some believe half of all women have been assaulted, and a large portion of males have been assaulted as well. We would know better how many there have been if they felt they could speak out. We need to create the environment where people can speak out.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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I am sure the news that Melania is fake news, but if it is, I hope she says "its not yours, its a.) Vladimir's b.) Paul's c.) Mitch's, d.) Stephen's".
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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DefCon today confirmed what I have been screaming about for over a decade: Voting machines can be easily hacked!
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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"Go ahead, call Bob Corker "liddle". We'll never need his vote for anything, right Lyin' Ted?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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Harvey Weinstein's wife is leaving him. If only Donald Trump's wife would do the same.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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"Why, Harvey, how bad were you that even Trump disassociated himself from you?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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"If you think I am a moron, then why does he think I am smart enough to start World War III?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 10 Oct 2017
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Trump offered to take IQ tests with Tillerman adding "I know who is going to win." Wow, that is the first time I think Trump admitted someone is smarter than he. Oh, wait...
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Oct 2017
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"I'm a First Lady, too." "No, you're not." "If she gets to be a First Lady, do I get to be one, too?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Oct 2017
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Associates say Stephen Paddock wanted to make people happy? He wasn't very good at it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Oct 2017
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I am not one of the chosen people. God saw me and swiped left.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Oct 2017
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The Nobel Prize in Economics was awarded to someone who proved consumers are not rational. I have been saying that for decades. Look at who they elect to office.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Oct 2017
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"The good news is I found someone who loves your script. The bad news: its Harvey Weinstein."
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Oct 2017
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Deducing that a mass shooter had undiagnosed mental illness is only stating that sane people don't shoot hundreds of people.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 8 Oct 2017
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Maybe Mike Pence left the football game because he wasn't with his wife and he realized they were serving alcohol.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 8 Oct 2017
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"Look at that, you use Dove, you can change Black people into white people." How many layers of corporate approval did that ad go through?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 8 Oct 2017
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"That's OK, Donald, we'll never need Bob Corker's vote on any legislation."
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Leon Tchaikovsky


@SexiestLyingWit
 7 Oct 2017
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Today I received an alumni fundraising letter from a college I never attended. May I add the school to my resume?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 7 Oct 2017
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"I respect the troops, except for those who are going to come and take away my guns."
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 6 Oct 2017
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The White House announced Trump is going to Hamburg, then realized they meant Harrisburg. It would have been funny it they sent him to the wrong city. Not, of course, that anyone on the White House staff would do that on purpose...
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 6 Oct 2017
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Why, yes, birth control is also medicine. May we take away your medicines, Mr. Trump?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 6 Oct 2017
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"Where is the Palestinian Ghandi?" "Where is the Zionist Ghandi?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


@SexiestLyingWit
 5 Oct 2017
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Wow, look at those gun control nuts trying to take away your right to mass murder people.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


@SexiestLyingWit
 4 Oct 2017
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Anyone notice that Rex Tillerson did not actually deny that he called The Moron a moron?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Oct 2017
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How can I have more followers in Instagram, where I have never posted anything, than on Twitter after 8,097 tweets?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Oct 2017
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Rep. Tim Murphy who wrote a book subtitled "How to Stop Hidden Anger from Spoiling Your Relationships" should have included how cheating spoils relationships.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Oct 2017
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After realizing he has been a leading pro-life advocate who advised his pregnant girlfriend to get an abortion, Rep. Tim Murphy has decided it best not to face the voters.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Oct 2017
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After discussing matters with the wife he chased on, Rep. Tim Murphy has decided not to run for reelection and spend more time with his family.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 4 Oct 2017
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Right-wing conspiracy theorists who say the government is behind the mass shooting: This mean you are breaking with Trump?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


@SexiestLyingWit
 3 Oct 2017
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Am I one of the lucky ones allowed to have longer tweets? I hope both my followers appreciate this.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 3 Oct 2017
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What? Once again I presume it has to be fake news that the US voted against condemning the death penalty for homosexuality, and it is real news? The US supports allowing this? What does Putin has on Trump?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 3 Oct 2017
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Remember, abortions are fine as long as you are a member of Congress who opposed abortions.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 3 Oct 2017
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Puerto Rico to Trump: Sorry we put your budget out of whack. It is not like we did it on purpose.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 2 Oct 2017
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Are there any calls to stop the immigration of white men to America?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 30 Sep 2017
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Telling people in Puerto Rico not to believe fake news is like telling a drowning person to just lie back and watch a TV reality show.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 29 Sep 2017
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The White House states there were logistical problems in flying President Trump to Puerto Rico. Trump should have asked Tom Price for a flight.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 29 Sep 2017
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Trump can't guarantee that taxes to the middle class won't increase while taxes to the rich will decrease. Note that middle class "drain the swamp" voters.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 29 Sep 2017
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The State Department today denied that it is removing encouraging democracy as one of its goals, and it hopes someday the USA will become a democracy.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 29 Sep 2017
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Roy Moore failed to disclose tens of thousands of dollars on his ethics statement. Anyone remember when this would end your candidacy and not be business as normal?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 29 Sep 2017
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Name for a punk rock band: Ivanka Spanka Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 29 Sep 2017
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It seems the Price is Not Right, Tom.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 28 Sep 2017
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Right when you think Ted Cruz is the worse ever, along comes Donald Trump. Right when you think Donald Trump is the worse ever, along comes Roy Moore.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 28 Sep 2017
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Roy Moore stated parts of the US are under sharia law. Name them.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 28 Sep 2017
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Roy Moore believes Muslims should not serve in Congress. Do not put him on a conference committee with Keith Ellison.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 28 Sep 2017
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Sadly, it turns out the drug overdose epidemic is not fake news.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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Jared Kushner is registered as a female? Once again, when I think it is fake news, it turns out to be real. I believe he may choose which White House bathroom he prefers.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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Tinder has 800 pages of data on you? I don't even know what Tinder is and have never been on it, so it probably only has 700 pages on me.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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In case you think overdoses are not in your community: NO county in the US has registered a decrease in overdose deaths.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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Deterrence experts are trying to develop policies that will effectively deter Russia, Iran, North Korea, and Donald Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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Roy Moore stated "we have blacks and whites fighting reds and yellows". When did this racial divide happen? I am so confused.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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I guess one advantage to having small hands is it makes writing on Twitter easy.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 27 Sep 2017
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Just a reminder: Trump still hasn't gotten around to releasing those tax records. In case it slipped everyone's minds.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Sep 2017
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Rejected new city slogan" Welcome. Drink a shot. Got shot."
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Sep 2017
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Threatening Alaska with Canadian style health care is like threatening Angelina Jolie that her brother will kiss her.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Sep 2017
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Twitter increasing the length to 280 spaces only gives Trump more leeway to start a war.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Sep 2017
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It is interesting that the people most denying that the Russian Facebook ads have any influence are the people who were influenced by them.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Sep 2017
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Every time I get my Lenny sent to me, I momentarily think it is meant just for me. #Lenny
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Sep 2017
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Memo to athletes: If is OK to scratch your crotch during the National Anthem so long as you are standing.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 25 Sep 2017
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Am I the only person in American who answered "do you think Kylie Jenner is pregnant? with the response "who is Kylie Jenner?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 25 Sep 2017
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Jared Kushner gave a similar excuse as Hillary for using private emails for official business, but it is OK Jared did it because he's GOP.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 25 Sep 2017
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If you think traitors are people who won't stand for the flag but not people who collude with Russian leaders, you have been bamboozled.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 24 Sep 2017
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Maybe Trump will threaten to obliterate the NFL off the face of the planet.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 23 Sep 2017
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"We will get health care for all Americans, and Mexico will pay for it."
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 23 Sep 2017
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If you think kneeling should be a cause for termination, you should be fired for not understanding Constitutional rights.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 23 Sep 2017
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When did going to the White House become a disincentive to win a national sports championship?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Sep 2017
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The rival gangs Dotards and the Rocket Men are meeting at the playground. The winner gets Nambia.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Sep 2017
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I am tired of this nambia pamby President.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Sep 2017
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When will Republican Senators realize that repealing Obamacare is DOA and they attempts to revive the repeal are DNR.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Sep 2017
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So much for prophets who predicted "the world will end in 1694, I mean 1964, I mean 2017" unless, of course, the world does end this year.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Sep 2017
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If your defense is your former opponent is guilty, you probably really are guilty.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Sep 2017
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I hope Trump appoints me Ambassador to Nambia.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Sep 2017
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If Melania wants to stop cyber-bullying, she should keep her husband away from Twitter.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Sep 2017
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When Manafort offers wealthy Russian private sessions, does he provide condoms?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Sep 2017
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The White House staff acts like someone is guilty. I await them calming the FBI planted evidence in the Oval Office.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 21 Sep 2017
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Suge Knight thinks Tupac is still alive. Tupac is recording a comeback album with Elvis Presley and Jim Morrison.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 20 Sep 2017
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I know someone whose goal is life is to become wealthy enough that Republican policies will finally benefit him.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 20 Sep 2017
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God saw me and swiped left.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 20 Sep 2017
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Trump wants Rocket Man to know that Trump's rocket is bigger.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 20 Sep 2017
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I hope Tiny (Hands) Dancer does not get us into a war with Rocket Man.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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If you think a FISA order to wiretap Paul Manafort confirms Trump's belief Obama wiretapped him, you do not understand how this all works.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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Trump tweeted that Rocket Man is on a suicide mission. I did not know Trump cared that much about Elton John.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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Maybe Trump at the UN will pass around a collection plate to pay for his wall.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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Do you know the way Jose will go? It may go wrong and go my way.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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Trump will deliver. He will show the Nadine Valcin movie "Fire and Fury" doing his United Nations address.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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RIP Robert Tuozzo, fantastic rock photographer and a great friend.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 19 Sep 2017
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Study shows most don't know Constitution. If the President does not understand basic constitutional provisions, why should the rest of us?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 18 Sep 2017
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Trump knows he does not need to decide major policies. He will leave those decisions to President Pence.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 18 Sep 2017
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I am not worried about losing it. I never had it to begin with.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 17 Sep 2017
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All in all its just another Trump brick in the Mexican wall.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Sep 2017
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Anonymous donations can be made to Trump staff legal defenses. So in theory the Russians could interfere with claims they interfered.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Sep 2017
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Republican Senate candidates blames 9/11 on God. So, should we have invaded God instead of Iraq?
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Sep 2017
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Trump poses with 11 year old who offered to cut his grass, because nothing is better than a photo op supporting the return of child labor.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Sep 2017
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Mexico will pay for the wall when Russian hackers steal their funds.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 16 Sep 2017
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What? Health care staff photographing patients' genitals is a "common violation"? Another reason why health care has way too many tests.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 14 Sep 2017
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Trump finally said something correct. He called Sessions an idiot.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Sep 2017
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Why does our international health assistance help those with some diseases but ignores most of the major diseases?
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Iran, Russian, and Assad all thank Trump for concentrating only on ISIS.
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What are Americans, who pay among the highest rates for broadband access, not protesting rates and are mostly quiet on future rates soaring?
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 12 Sep 2017
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Of Trump's 42 appointees to US Attorney positions, 41 are men. See, he appointed a woman to government.
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 12 Sep 2017
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Photos of Trump have not been put in any Federal buildings yet. The GAO wants to wait and be sure Trump still is President.
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 11 Sep 2017
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Bannon's comment that there will be an attempt to nullify the 2016 election may be first sign that he knows the election was actually stolen
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 11 Sep 2017
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Virginia is not using paperless electronic voting machines. Wise choice. You need to be able to check the votes for candidates.
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 11 Sep 2017
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We now live in a world where German officials are suspicious because the Russians haven't hacked their elections, as least yet.
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 10 Sep 2017
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Uup to 3 million Rohingya are largest group with no legal recognition. Government won't record many their existences. They exist.
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 9 Sep 2017
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If you threaten someone with a gun for having a gun control bumper sticker, you are proving the sticker's point.
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I guess someone who posts that hurricanes are God's wrath at USA becoming liberal is probably not going to believe in climate change.
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 8 Sep 2017
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If the hurricane is a liberal conspiracy, and Rush Limbaugh is evacuating from it, then Rush Limbaugh is part of the liberal conspiracy.
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 8 Sep 2017
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At least no one has accused me of being a fake Russian troll in support of Donald Trump.
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 8 Sep 2017
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Justice Department to gays: You can't have your cake. So eat it.
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 8 Sep 2017
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Sad that so many believe that crimes are committed only by Muslims and children who grew up in America and thus they should be deported.
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 8 Sep 2017
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Yeah! I won a free trip to Disney World, good only for this Sunday.
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 8 Sep 2017
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Holocaust, "never again"? Millions in Yemen face starvation and spreading illness. "Can't let them into this country."
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 8 Sep 2017
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Making Rick Santorum House Speaker makes as much sense as...on second thought, it still would not be the weirdest thing to happen this year.
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 7 Sep 2017
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Dennis Rodman, you take North Korea, Paul Reubens, you have Syria, and Pauly Shore gets Iran. #CelebrityApprentice Diplomats
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 7 Sep 2017
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Even Donald Trump can see that Congressional Democrats are more sensible than Congressional Republicans.
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 7 Sep 2017
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The New York Daily News has been sold for $1. I knew I should have bid more than 75 cents.
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 6 Sep 2017
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You know when Dennis Rodman is labeled as "the voice of reason" that the world has fallen apart.
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 6 Sep 2017
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It was noticed the Red Sox were stealing Yankees signs when the entrance to Fenway Park read "Welcome to Yankee Stadium".
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 6 Sep 2017
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Looking at recent terrorists, should we begin deporting all white males back to Europe?
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 5 Sep 2017
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I love being sarcastic on social media and watch people responding who do not grasp it is sarcasm.
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 5 Sep 2017
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Trump looks forward to working for all Americans, not counting the people he deports.
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 5 Sep 2017
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You undercount the Hispanic population and deport as many as you can so you can redistrict plus stop potential voters against you. Got it.
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 5 Sep 2017
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More people believe Hillary Clinton committed a crime than believe Donald Trump committed a crime. Well played, Donald Trump.
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 5 Sep 2017
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Putin says Trump is not his bride and he is not the groom. Oh, so in this relationship, Putin is the woman and Trump is the man?
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 5 Sep 2017
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Since he does not read intelligence reports, let's tell the Commander in Chief that the Chief of Staff outranks him.
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 5 Sep 2017
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I just realized that, had Freddie Mercury not died, he would be dead by now.
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 5 Sep 2017
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2020 Census will have to do conducted with fewer resources and less Spanish outreach Because who wants that for Congressional redistricting?
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 4 Sep 2017
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No, North Korea is not "begging" for war. Can anyone in this Administration read intelligence reports?
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 4 Sep 2017
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Donald Trump is history's greatest example of not being able to take a joke. He ran for President to get back at Obama's jabs at a dinner.
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 4 Sep 2017
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When Trump stated his taxes would become public once he was President, he meant once Bob Mueller releases them.
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 3 Sep 2017
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Warning sign about your date: Her leather outfit is not fetish clothing, so really does belong to the Nazi Party.
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 3 Sep 2017
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The problem is not that Trump's hand size is less than average but that Trump insists on being delusional claiming that his hands are large.
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 2 Sep 2017
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When will the press realize that Trump's appointee as "Drug Czar" was a mob attorney who did not prosecute the mob as US Attorney?
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 1 Sep 2017
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It is both Cat Month and Guard Dog Month. So get your cat a guard dog.
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 1 Sep 2017
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Americans average 7.2 sexual partners. My date asked if that is a weekly or a monthly average.
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 1 Sep 2017
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It took police 20 minutes to rescue someone trapped in a donut shop; one minute for the rescue and 19 minutes to first eat some  donuts.
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 1 Sep 2017
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Pumpkin spice lattes have arrived. Soon, coffee houses will take over all your souls.
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 1 Sep 2017
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No, Mr. President, you can not pardon anyone charged with a state crime, yet I am sure if you ask Governor  Cuomo nicely...
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 31 Aug 2017
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Richard Anderson was a terrific person. I am so sorry he has left us. He was a great talent and wonderful person.
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 31 Aug 2017
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If Trump fell in a forest, would Fox News claim it made no sound?
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 31 Aug 2017
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Any one else notice that no else in North Korea looks as well fed as Kim Jong Un?
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 31 Aug 2017
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May we work to end the terrors the Rohingya face in Burma.
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 31 Aug 2017
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Please do not judge all us while males for only a minority of us are actually  Republicans.
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 31 Aug 2017
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Ted Cruz has been making false statements for years. So some people just figured that out with his Hurricane Sandy falsehoods.
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 30 Aug 2017
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I hate when people call police on me for looking like a creepy clown. This is how I look naturally.
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 30 Aug 2017
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I agree that Trump's best quality is his humility. It is all downhill from there.
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 29 Aug 2017
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Only a few thousand people in Great Britain watch Fox News, thus demonstrating greater wisdom than that found amongst many Americans.
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 29 Aug 2017
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So everyone is in agreement: the Defense Secretary overrules the  Commander in  Chief.
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 29 Aug 2017
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I am sure Trump is trying to figure out why, if Mexico will pay for assistance to US flood victims, they won't pay for a wall.
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 29 Aug 2017
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My "Joan of Dark" hit #70 in Screenplays. It has a nice beat and is easy to dance to.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 28 Aug 2017
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Joe Arpaio for US Senate? That would be impossible, like Donald Trump becoming President.
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 27 Aug 2017
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That moment when you are a State Department analyst trying to figure out what is wrong and call over to the White House and...bingo!
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 27 Aug 2017
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My new screenplay "Joan of Dark", a dark madcap comedy, is now available on http://amazon.com . It has a talking cat, honest.
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 27 Aug 2017
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My "Life or Death of Immortality" rebounded and shot up to #265 on the Screenplay list. It regained life, or immortality, or maybe death.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 26 Aug 2017
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A theater declined to show "Gone With the Wind" Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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 25 Aug 2017
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The Jefferson Davis Highway should be renamed the Miles Davis Highway. That way they won't have to change as many signs.
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 25 Aug 2017
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Someday, there were be peace across the planet, and the  Tigers will get along with the Yankees.
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 24 Aug 2017
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Glad to have met Jay Thomas and sad to see he is no longer amongst us spreading cheer and cheers. Jay will be missed.
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 24 Aug 2017
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Firefighters saved pigs from a fire, and then later ate the pigs. That is the definition of saving your bacon.
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 24 Aug 2017
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For the record, in any duel between our Commander in Chief and @geneweingarten I am solidly behind our true leader, Gene Weingarten.
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 24 Aug 2017
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The Secret Service is running out of money to protect the Trumps. They should use transgenders that Trump wants out of the military.
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 23 Aug 2017
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Leon Tchaikovsky Retweeted  💎 Lena Dunham  💎
Does anyone know how to contact Donald Trump's mom?Leon Tchaikovsky added,
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Verified account

@lenadunham
Dance like no one is watching. Tweet in a way that makes your friends call your mom to see if you're okay.
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 23 Aug 2017
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I wish people who offer me $6,000 to quit Twitter.
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 23 Aug 2017
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Daniel Kalbach, a great friend, artist, and I was looking forward to his comedy club. He left us with too many dreams that should have been.
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 23 Aug 2017
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Broadcaster Robert Lee has no connection to the Confederacy. I am just glad there were no Confederate Generals named Leon Tchaikovsky.
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 23 Aug 2017
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So much for a civilian-led military. Generals now control the White House.
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 23 Aug 2017
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Press told Trump will not mention Joe Arpaio, excepting of course, when he does mention Arpaio.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 22 Aug 2017
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Please tell me Trump did not escalate the Afghan war because he wants to see more Afghan women in mini-skirts.
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 22 Aug 2017
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If you criticized Obama for not removing all the troops in Afghanistan, please do not praise Trump for adding more troops.
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 22 Aug 2017
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Trump joins a number of President elected promising peace who instead expanded war.
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 21 Aug 2017
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Why do we honor the dead by letting more young people be killed?
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 21 Aug 2017
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I missed the eclipse. I'll catch it tomorrow.
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 21 Aug 2017
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We know Trump looking directly at the sun did not fry his brains. They are already fried.
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 21 Aug 2017
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Trump looked at the eclipse without protective glasses. That is what happens when you do not believe the legitimate news.
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 21 Aug 2017
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And the eclipse brought everyone on Earth to live in peace and harmony...Not.
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 21 Aug 2017
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Remember, 90% of Ukraine voted to reunite in an election Russia rigged. Also, Trump was elected.
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 21 Aug 2017
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Oh, no. I can't see the sun. Someone please tell Chris Christie to move over.
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 21 Aug 2017
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I am so fat, I have been disinvited from the eclipse party because I keep blocking the sun by myself.
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 21 Aug 2017
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The Secret Service are great. Yet as they reach their budget limit, I hope they can get assistance. Maybe Trump will ask the KGB to help.
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 20 Aug 2017
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I hope all you going to see the eclipse get to see nothing.
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 20 Aug 2017
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RIP Jerry Lewis. He sang out "Hey Lady" before @LadyGrew did (though Kate sang better.)  One of my earliest comedic favorites.
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 20 Aug 2017
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I was among the fortunate to see Dick Gregory showing the JFK assassination film. He was a great social activist, commentator, and satirist.
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 19 Aug 2017
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If a cougar snatches William Shatner, does she catch and release? #hellocougar
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 19 Aug 2017
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I read cougars eat bears, but what if the bears aren't into it? #hellocougar
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 18 Aug 2017
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Sorry, Bannon, but Trump knows you did not get him elected.That would be Putin.
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 18 Aug 2017
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Of course Mars has water where it should not be. The Martians want to hide its supply from us.
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 18 Aug 2017
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I hope my doppleganger is not a racist protestor.
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 18 Aug 2017
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You want Lehigh University to rescind its honorary degree to Trump? I want Wharton to rescind its actual degree to Trump.
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 18 Aug 2017
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I said he was losing touch with reality and needed to be in a home. I did not mean that home should be the White House.
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 17 Aug 2017
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The Beverly Hillbillies mansion is for sale for $350 million. Does it come with a cement pond?
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 16 Aug 2017
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"Honest, Adolf, 75 years from now the German government will be criticizing the US government for coddling Nazis."
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 14 Aug 2017
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Taylor Swift wins and is awarded $1. Glad she won. I hope that dollar makes a difference in her life.
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 14 Aug 2017
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Trump finally denounces KKK and neo-Nazis. Too bad he did not call them "basket of deplorables."
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 14 Aug 2017
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No, the Democratic Party does not fund the KKK and Nazis. Democrats can't even fund themselves.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 13 Aug 2017
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If Trump launches a nuclear weapon, how long will it take Fox News to blame Hillary?
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 13 Aug 2017
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Of course someone will get beaten up in Germany giving the Nazi salute. Where did he think he was, in Virginia?
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 12 Aug 2017
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I am sure Steve Bannon and Steve Miller are typing up a speech for Trump denouncing racism.
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 12 Aug 2017
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Trump threaten to invade Venezuela, but do not worry. Putin will tell him not to do that.
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Warning sign 4: She said I have nothing to worry about since the court granted her brother full custody of the children.
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Warning sign 3: She explained that she and her brother have not dated since they divorced each other.
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Warning sign 2: I asked if the guy she was having oral sex with in the photo would be jealous. She replied "no, he's my brother."
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Warning sign 1 your Internet match is wrong: I asked her to send a head shot. She sent me a photo of her giving head.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 11 Aug 2017
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Anyone else find it ironic that fewer people are being deported under Trump than under Obama?
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Trump thanking Russia for expelling US diplomats is seemingly like he owes Putin for something. What could that be?
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 10 Aug 2017
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Trump wants to send North Korea things they never thought possible. He should send them a tape to the latest Sharknado movie.
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Wharton analysis shows Trump causing loss of jobs and GDP. I await Trump claiming the school from which he graduated is a fake school.
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 10 Aug 2017
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Someday people will be wearing t-shirts reading "I survived the Trump Administration".
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How I long for the good old Scaramucci Days.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Aug 2017
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National Inquirer owned by Trump friend is trashing Paul Manafort. This must mean Trump thinks Manafort flipped.
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Leon Tchaikovsky


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 9 Aug 2017
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It's good to be alive. (Offer not valid in Korea or Guam.)
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 9 Aug 2017
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Twice a day Trump is given positive news clips. Anyone else note when staff can't find enough they just threw in photos of Trump?
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 9 Aug 2017
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Mr. President, remember you once stated "negotiate like crazy", not "negotiate like you are crazy."
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Trump calls on law enforcement for an opioid crisis created by many who are using legal products.
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After the US fighting wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Korea, Russia may  become the world's dominant military power.
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