Wearing Tweety Suits

Shortest sound bite competitions #DCOlmpicEvents
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Running for office #DCOlympicEvents
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Retirement Home Follies #BadStripClubNames
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The Hanging Chads #BadStripClubNames
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Miley Cyrus's Teddy Bears #BadStripClubNames
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@RSt3w4rtW Thank you for favoring a tweet. Mother always liked that tweet better.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1h
@jaxcqxln Thank you for the favorite. The tweet's self esteem has improved enough that it got dressed and went out of the house.
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O.J. Simpson Presents #BadStripClubNames
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Nixon Impersonators #BadStripClubNames
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The Mary Worth Tribute Place #BadStripClubNames
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The First Wives' Club #BadStripClubNames
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72 Virgins and 1 Guy #BadStripClubNames
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Sister Mary Elephant's #BadStripClubNames
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1h
Alex Rodriquez is cool. He always shared his needles.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1h
You know, that Alex Rodriquez is a decent baseball player.
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Bob Filner's #BadStripClubNames
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Office of Rep. Anthony Weiner #BadStripClubNames
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Just Like Your Mother's #BadStripClubNames
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 11h
How soon until someone posts a Miley Cyrus-McKayla Maroney mash up photo on the Internet?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12h
OK, so a twerk is totally different from a tweet.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17h
@HorrorNights I will be there. Now that should scare people all by itself.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17h
"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to twerk I go." I bet many of you never heard the word "Twerk" before yesterday.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21h
What? Trump University is a fraud. Even though they gave no degree and just took your money, it sounded legit to me,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Guru once told me what "that's what she said" is deep insight into female mind. Didn't  want to tell  him it a line from "The Office."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
"Study shows single men wash bed sheets an average of four times a year." "Wow,I didn't know that, so, you're supposed to wash bed sheets?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
FYI: I don't smoke pot. It makes you stupid. I am stupid enough, Yet it is HELPS people in pain and provides better health, let it be legal.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Pot smokers got less lung cancer. Academic study shows pot fights brain cancer. Study pot. It may or may not help. Find the truth. Next
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Pot is more effective pain killer than addictive killer drugs. Cancer patients get muchness to eat.  Cant' overdose on pot. Legalize. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Audit IT people. Never let a few people be the only ones who know what they are doing. Have those who understand what they do monitor. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Research why prosecutions fail to convict. Not to punish, but to help police and prosecutors be more fair, objective, and correct. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
It is hard to redistrict as similar voters tend to live together. Yet independent redistricts should make races more competitive. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Prohibit campaign contributions, which are legal bribes/ influencers, to candidates. Have public finance / limits on campaign spending. Next
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Have all school courses at same times. Promote only when achievement in a course is reached. Promote no child until ready. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Negotiate within zones of agreement. Create mutual trust. We are all people who want others to  like us. Creates world peace. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Aug
Algae produce more energy than cane sugar, corn, oil, gas. Is cheaper to produce. Creates oxygen. Solves energy crisis + climate change Next
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Aug
@munchie99 Np, they is on second. Who is on first.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Aug
5 yr old boy stole Syphilis toy, give it girl. Confused parents gets angry call "your 5 year old boy gave my 5 yr old girl Syphilis"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Aug
They now label a child who likes to read as a having a disorder. Welcome to the new order: Where not reading is the new normal.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Aug
It is "Batman", not "MacBeth".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
@Burn_This_ Thank you for the favorite for a tweet. Mother always loved the other tweet better.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
@geneweingarten Political Twitter Rule 17: If you tweet a mistake, delete it, claim your account was hacked, and disavow any knowledge of it
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
@Choire Thank for you favoring a tweet. The tweet appreciates the recognition and will let its fellow graduates know it won some respect.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
How do we know a cub was born? Maybe it will grow up to become a White Sox fan.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
@geneweingarten !!!!!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!!!! You're right !
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
A money randomly typing on a keyboard wrote a great novel until he ended it with "egbfwijobregrb"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Aug
If Ben Affleck had turned down "Batman", I was next in line. Sarah Silverman would have been Robin. Eddie Deezen would have been "Superman".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
To my friend who went to see Taylor Swift: Introduce me to her. She'll have a double album in no time.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
@LadyGrew Because of your "Bonobo" song, I get Facebook ads for Bonobo clothing. They want me to be a Bonobo, too.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
Ah, my last follower has been deleted. She lasted two days, and now she is gone. Good old what's her name, we hardly knew ye.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
How can I have 2,380 email messages in one day and no phone messages in three days>
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
I gather a few thousand violent demonstrators outside will be an excuse for not showing up for work.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
To the third of Louisiana residents polled who blame Obama for poor Katrina response:Wrong. It's Clinton's fault.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
You've been sentenced to 35 years imprisonment. I guess a sex change is one way to instead be sent to women's prison.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
@orphabruhnandre Thank you for the favorite. The computer generates these appreciations.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
So people laugh at any random compilation of words? @snowclones The armadillo crossed the international date line to get to the nunnery.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
Computer now write jokes? @snowclones That's what your mother said when she threw the telephone down the trash chute.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
So, Arizona, the theory that people are born with their sexual inclination is not something you consider, correct?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
So, a rebel Arizona student would be a straight who defies authority and becomes gay.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
What is about to happen in Philadelphia schools is a travesty. We know what it takes for children to succeed, and we take it all away.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
Well, Bradley Manning wouldn't have done well in Arizona schools.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
Arizona to have mandatory gay to straight classes in K to 12! So, we all have teaching of homosexuality in elementary school after all.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Aug
Was it five decades ago when John Seigenthaler and I went to Dallas?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Yeah! A new follower! Although I suspect her account will be suspended by tomorrow.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
When I met Tim Meadows, it was Leon the Ladies Man meeting Leon What the Ladies Don't Want.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
"Night Rider" helped the helpless and powerless. This was not a Republican show.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Loud talker asks complaining woman to be quiet because she's interfering with his call. Oh, the irony!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Loud talker won't move; insists the seats are better in the quiet car. Helpful hint: the seats are all the same!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Did you know the right to speak anywhere on an Amtrak train is protected by the Constitution? I did not know that.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Why do people asking people talking in quiet cars to be quiet speak louder than the people talking?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Who are people who insist on speaking loudly on cell phones on quiet cars? Do they think this shows they are powerful? Or just idiots?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Survey: It is New York for food, Louisiana for drink, and California for crazy women. Now if those aren't lyrics for a song....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Serious answer: It is a matter of faith who or if God is. Please don't insist your faith means others are wrong.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Sorry. There might be children reading this. God went to live in a farm upstate.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
The question I want answered: when did time begin and what was happening before time began?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Spinning atoms create all. All the universe's atoms fit into one little area where this universe began. All beings consume others to live.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
God did exist but He committed suicide. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Different species mixed to create "chicken", so the egg came first. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
My father was a sociologist. When I grew up he explained I am the product of failed sociological theories.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Please tell me there is not such thing as Twitter dick. I sincerely hope Twitter is unable to reproduce.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
The enemy has met us, and has decided to just let us destroy ourselves.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
In the Iceberg Theory of Politics, I have always been the Titanic.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Those who can't do anything criticize. Alright, then, critic it is. Either that or WaMart greeter.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Wrong. "My thoughts are with you and your family, except for your ugly sister."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
@MonicaHesse Good luck with your article on context improtanc. Sorry, don't know what else U wrote. I was too busy to read past the 1st line
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Herb Feebus called? "Herb Feebus" does not exist on the Internet. Then again, he did call on a landline.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
Oh, it is daytime. For a moment there I thought the moon was especially bright.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Aug
@MonicaHesse Sound bites often 9 seconds. Please explain Obamacare in 140 characters. Welcome to the Twitter generation. Not that its OK....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Cheerio. After I light my fag I'll look into why there aren't more Brits in porn.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Governor LePage: Is "Come to Maine, See Our Bearded Women" your tourism plan?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
In China, leftists are those who support free markets. So a U.S. right winger would actually be a Commie leftist in China.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
They are one of the most "musical" bands you've ever heard? What does that even mean? They don't stand and recite poetry during concerts?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Governor, if you believe Obama "hates white people", are you aware what his mother was?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Governor, if you believe the worse is "some women may have little beards", are you sure you aren't concerned the product isn't safe?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Sign "Good till the last drop." OK for coffee shop yet not good for parachuting school.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
True, based on truancy rates, DC schools open with no students. But at least DC offers counselors, nurses, administrators, sports, clubs,etc
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Philadelphia schools to open only with teachers: No administrators, nurses, counselors. When did we become a backwards nation?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Study shows "50 Shades" encourages stalking. Lots of disappointed corn farmers ordered copies.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
How stupid did TV people think people were when they made 80s dramas? How stupid were people then?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Aug
Wow. I wrongly assumed medical marijuana for children would be more controversial. New Jersey will start for children only.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
I am so glad George Zimmerman pulled Dick Van Dyke from that burning car.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
Ted Cruz to renounce his Canadian citizenship. I thought this was a joke at first, but it is true.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
The John Kruk action figure sits on a sofa eating pizza and drinking beer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
@TheFix A Fox News commentary friend states your being inadequately briefed on the stress of raising children can be blamed on Obamacare.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
Look out Old Saybrook, you are under a terrorist attack. Oops, never mind.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
Georgia bought an unregulated drug for executions. The Baseball Commissioner should suspend them for an execution season and a half.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Aug
The Placebo Effect is because the body often can heal itself and the mind directs towards healing. Similar to when prayer works. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
"How are you?" "Fine." "You're just saying that because society demands it." "No, really, I am fine. How are you?" "Fine."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
If an irresistible force meets an immovable object, the force will go through the object. Next.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
I found out people can find out on the Internet that I have never been arrested. That would just destroy my image.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Informing through comedy is powerful Laughing at things out of place make us realize some things should not be out of place
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Sadly, not everyone will get it. There are those who resist something outside their comfort zone. Talking expands that zone
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Not in person but on film. Yet I should have written to continue talking about your experiences. Inform.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@thebobbieoliver You ever hear of Woody Allen? Write and talk about your experiences. Just don't marry your daughter afterwards.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
Those with the bigger guns win for now. The truth wins, eventually, sooner rather than later.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
It is illegal to follow an illegal order. Is it illegal to report that an illegal orders were followed? Isn't exposing civilian deaths good?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
Dear Great Britain: Detaining the boyfriend of a journalist for nine hours. Not cool. Go boil some pizza and think about what you've done.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Someone who hurts you wins when you let yourself be hurt. I see when you trusted yourself you did great.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
Al Jazerra America has hired John Seigenthaler, best known for Wikipedia telling us he shot JFK asa young boy.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@thebobbieoliver @FlappersComedy "Coming standup comedians"? Are you allowed to show that onstage?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Aug
@TwitMat78 @thebobbieoliver Doggy Style is a pet store in Philly; ironically, in what used to be the porn shop district (and my office).
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It is illegal to follow an illegal order. Is it illegal to report that an illegal orders were followed? Isn't exposing civilian deaths good?
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Dear Great Britain: Detaining the boyfriend of a journalist for nine hours. Not cool. Go boil some pizza and think about what you've done.
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@thebobbieoliver Someone who hurts you wins when you let yourself be hurt. I see when you trusted yourself you did great.
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Al Jazerra America has hired John Seigenthaler, best known for Wikipedia telling us he shot JFK asa young boy.
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@thebobbieoliver @FlappersComedy "Coming standup comedians"? Are you allowed to show that onstage?
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@TwitMat78 @thebobbieoliver Doggy Style is a pet store in Philly; ironically, in what used to be the porn shop district (and my office).
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I won't join a dating site. I fear a site that would let me in would only give me someone like me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3h
I never wrote of overcoming those who kept me down because, so far, those keeping me down have been winning.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
Thank you for the link "how to tell if you are dating a sociopath". I appreciate the advice as I someday hope to upgrade to sociopaths.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
How drunk was the person who thought "let's put a pumpkin into beer"?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
"You can't get to heaven on the Frankford El" is just wrong, You just get off in West Philly.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
Baseball is a game where one considers it progress when you fire the best manager you ever had.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
@thebobbieoliver Comics joke. Hope you're fine. Do what you want to do. Me, I enjoy finding times when Justice Thomas speaks. Enjoy life.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16h
I said we need no stock up on new ideas, not stock up on new Ikeas.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16h
I have seen two plays in the last week I highly recommend, yet both closed after the performance I saw. I kill plays before I can save them.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
What? Area 51 is real? I had no idea (even though one could see it from a distance).
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
Somedays I say to myself "wow, I lived through that" and then I wonder how many more of those I have.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
@petridishes That's right. Favorite the tweet but don't answer it. A simple "fine" would suffice. And don't ask me about my rash.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
@petridishes So, how are you?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@KimCpates So marsala are these mushrooms?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@munchie99 Bozo and Emitt Kelly would refuse to fight to the death. Of course, they both are dead, so what do I know?,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@jenninestampkao Thank you for the favorite. I deeply appreciate it. From those we have never met comes the insight we never got,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Live life in the preset There really is no alternative,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@munchie99 Thank you for the favorite and following. I appreciate it. No joke. I am out of jokes at this time. Call me in the morning.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
If this is the end, thank you for all the fish. No, not a Douglas Adams thing. I was a fish - vegetarian.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
If I am dying, let this be my last words: "What? You expected some wisdom here? I am a human who doesn't know or understand crap."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
What kind of a narcissist God would create me and then demand loyalty to Him without proving He even exists?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Yes, there are Mennonites who blend in with society. If we suspect God may be misrepresented, we blend in quite well.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
At my age, all my friends my age are cancer survivals. I feel underwhelmed being in good health.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
FYI: We Amish bad boys found the moonshine,  Can you tell?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Resolved: If yo u don't get a response after 40 years, you probable are not getting one,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Thank you, anonymous Broadway actor. I love that late wife and I supported you and that you appreciate our support, My support continues
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
I shall always love that my inhibited -ex now models fashions that even I find distasteful.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
If I ever do die someday soon, remember that I loved you all, whoever the hell all you followers are.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@munchie99 Thank you lots for the favorite. The tweet now can overcome emotional issues. Viva Gene Weingarthen!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
I love this Syrian Electronics website. I gave them a big order with my credit card.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Study shows computer lights cause depression. So if you are reading this and are happy, you are abnormal.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten There are no original ideas Hey, I just came up with that. That might be the first original idea ever.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Yes, Mitch McConnell has come Washington. What did you expect, for him to go Hollywood?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Study shows using Facebook makes one sad. Of course. I see every time how much better off my classmates are. Next time go to a loser school.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Remember, if you unfollow me, a puppy and a kitten dies, and an angel's wings are cut off and put into a Big Mac.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
You can stay at the hotel where they filmed "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Just don't order the meatloaf.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@TheFix @b_fung @washingtonpost I thought Jeff Bezos bought the Syrian Electronics.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@TheFix @AaronBlakeWP Oh, you meant they discovered a real new carnivore. I thought you meant they discovered a new Kentucky politician.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
With Anthony, that is a camera in his pocket and he is happy to see you (on Twitter).
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Ever time I ride up to a woman on a horse and ask her what she wants, she takes the horse.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Anyone who courts you riding a donkey just wants to show you his ass. And also his burro.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Seven dwarfs hookers in Vegas: $1400. One naked prince in Vegas: priceless.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver "Awnings": Georgia plural of a physical thing as spoken when intoxicated, as in "Y'all got lots of bugs awnings."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten Not even a veteran. Yet I know proud parents of Penn Vet graduates.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Note: Do not spend $750,000 of campaign contributions on personal expenses. Just in case you are unsure on that point.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten H.D. went to Penn, where I went (good vet school), where she became the first poet in High Definition.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten "Bust out laughing" is a flawed version. I like "laughed so hard I peed, and pooped, and had to be take to the ER."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
I offered to buy the Washington Post but I was outbid by $250 million.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
Lead lowers IQ, now believed may make children grow up more violent and more apt to become criminals. "Get the lead out" should be our motto
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
Remember, China does not have a copyright tradition. My friends filming for China may get seen by a billion people. Get the money upfront.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
When you realize you left the baby somewhere and you find you left the baby in the liquor store, there may be a lesson there.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
@PsychicWaugh Every Valentines I get a romantic card about living in Allentown. It just melts the heart.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
New York Times website announces two day delivery---of their website content.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
The law says we cut aid to new governments overthrowing old ones. Sometimes you have to step aside and admit you can't change what others do
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
Thank you New Yorkers for paying more attention to Bill de Blasio while comics pay attention to Anthony what's his name.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
I flew into San Diego and my arms are tired. Spent the entire flight deflecting Bob Filner from groping flight attendants.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
"JFK blown away, what else do I have to say?" apparently is NOT what others consider great romantic poetry.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
Hooters won't serve Bob Filner. They don't want guests who will objectify their servers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
@petridishes (Overheard in Orlando) Is that a puppy in your pants, or are you Anthony Weiner?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
Dear Swiss sales personnel: In general, if an American can afford to travel to Switzerland, she is not poor. Let Oprah see the bag.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
To the man who shoved puppies down his pants: Even Anthony Weiner thinks you're weird.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
I am against airlines merger. I believe it is safer if they fly the planes separately rather than together.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
That should be RHP, not RIP. Tonight's starting pitcher did not die.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
As least in DC Mayoral candidates break regular criminal rules.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
Best negative ad not run: "If he can't control what he sends on Twitter, can we expect him to control government spending?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
I want to run for New York Mayor just so I can march in the Dominican parade.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
"Get off my lawn" says the senile guy living in an apartment building.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
FYI: I let my old scripts out to the public so they won't die, even if I die. Of course they already died so there is a lot of death around.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
Paid cash yesterday to see "Capitol Steps". Today YouTube recommends "Capitol Steps" videos. How does the Internet know I was there?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
Bernie Madoff considering running for Borough President.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
@geneweingarten This is the tweet that never ends, it goes on and on my friend, someone starting tweeting not knowing wh(oops doesn't work)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
There is a Ron Paul Channel. Which every former Presidential candidate get their own TV channel?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Stop booing A Rod. You never know what someone on drugs might do.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@petridishes "What ho" is British. I heard Hugh Grant so it to his new girlfriend.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Couple disappointed to learn the gay marriage certificate is the same as the straight marriage certificate? What did they expect?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
After all, these tweets are all jokes, and of course I was just joking (no I wasn't) about all that silly Navy stuff that never happened.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
A Navy Seal threatened my life if I told anyone, so let's just keep the past tweets a secret amongst us, OK?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
The military should conclude that unfortunate accidents happen. I mean, use this to justify invading another country.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
I recall the order went out canceling the war games because a sub accidentally shot down a plane. I mean, Bin Laden shot down a plane.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Tthe US Navy was conducting war games when Flight 800 encroached military space and a Navy missile exploded nearby. Bin Laden will be blamed
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@jeanbowlingdani Anytime someone favorites my mentioning Hitler, I feel special. Thank you for the favorite
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Paul Ryan-Mark Sanford in 2016: Run the Appalachian Trail in under two hours.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Anyone notice no one is mentioning Mitt Romney for President in 2016? What happened to all you saying he was the best person for the job?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Sorry, even Willie Nelson's Pot Party believes there is a talking snake.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@petridishes You know, even Hitler had a dog.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Jesse Benton: You may have to hold your nose when Mitch McConnell slaps your nose. #NoseGate
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Karen Black was also good to us. We appreciate her riding to us and we wish her a good ride from here on.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Bad Porn Movie: WeinerNado.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Also, a Police Chief should not mention someone's name and then fire an automatic weapon. Someone might take that the wrong way.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Why I deleted my video: It was NOT meant to be liked: 1.) a shooting rage is not cool, 2.) he is lucky he did not accidentally shoot himself
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Oh, "Geek Week". At least those Mythological references still resonated.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
I will miss Margaret Pellegrini. She was always she a warm and positive person. One doesn't find that often these days.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Am I the only person Bib Filner didn't hit on?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
If you would walk a thousand miles for your city, will you please at lest stop tweeting photos of your junk?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
@thebobbieoliver May you be sick enough to get a medical marijuana card yet well enough to not really need one.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
If you'd crawl a million miles to be with me, why won't you drive to the corner store for me?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
QUICK, TURN ON YOUR TV. Study indicates Twitter induces people to turn on their television. WOW, DID YOU VIEW THAT?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
Buying the Washington Post is 1% of Jeff Bezoz's wealth. Buying a copy of the Post is 1% of my wealth.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Happy Shark Week. Hug a lawyer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If baseball had not suspended Alex Rodriquez, he could have bought the Washington Post.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If these walls could talk, I'd totally freak out that walls could talk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
http://Amazon.com  products will be shipped in Washington Post newspapers. #ITrustDonGraham
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is good Jeff Bezos bought the Post. If he makes $7 billion with Amazon, by adding the Post, he'll still be $6 billion richer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is exciting every time a double A baseball player like Alex Rodriquez of the Trenton Thunders gets promoted to the major league.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Alex Rodriquez seeks to rebuild his image by running for public office in New York City.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
To Washington Post employees on vacation this week, you may find your desks for sale on http://amazon.com .
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Who yesterday ordered 1,000 Nook tablets to be delivered to the Washington Post?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If you buy over $25 of Washington Posts, the shipping will be free.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Will Jeff Bezos have the Washington Post as the first newspaper printed in space?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Jeff Bezos buys the Washington Post for $250 million. Dude, you could have flown to DC and bought a copy for a buck.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Free Washington Post with every http://Amazon.com  purchase?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Perhaps it is a good thing that a reporter does not know what "smoke a J" means. (It does mean to smoke a Jamaican cigar, right?)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
When Fox News claims the Democrats control the media, how hard is it for them to contain their laughter?
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Oh, "Geek Week". At least those Mythological references still resonated.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7h
I will miss Margaret Pellegrini. She was always she a warm and positive person. One doesn't find that often these days.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7h
Am I the only person Bib Filner didn't hit on?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8h
If you would walk a thousand miles for your city, will you please at lest stop tweeting photos of your junk?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
@thebobbieoliver May you be sick enough to get a medical marijuana card yet well enough to not really need one.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
If you'd crawl a million miles to be with me, why won't you drive to the corner store for me?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
QUICK, TURN ON YOUR TV. Study indicates Twitter induces people to turn on their television. WOW, DID YOU VIEW THAT?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
Buying the Washington Post is 1% of Jeff Bezoz's wealth. Buying a copy of the Post is 1% of my wealth.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Happy Shark Week. Hug a lawyer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If baseball had not suspended Alex Rodriquez, he could have bought the Washington Post.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If these walls could talk, I'd totally freak out that walls could talk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
http://Amazon.com  products will be shipped in Washington Post newspapers. #ITrustDonGraham
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is good Jeff Bezos bought the Post. If he makes $7 billion with Amazon, by adding the Post, he'll still be $6 billion richer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is exciting every time a double A baseball player like Alex Rodriquez of the Trenton Thunders gets promoted to the major league.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Alex Rodriquez seeks to rebuild his image by running for public office in New York City.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
To Washington Post employees on vacation this week, you may find your desks for sale on http://amazon.com .
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Who yesterday ordered 1,000 Nook tablets to be delivered to the Washington Post?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If you buy over $25 of Washington Posts, the shipping will be free.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Will Jeff Bezos have the Washington Post as the first newspaper printed in space?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Jeff Bezos buys the Washington Post for $250 million. Dude, you could have flown to DC and bought a copy for a buck.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Free Washington Post with every http://Amazon.com  purchase?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Perhaps it is a good thing that a reporter does not know what "smoke a J" means. (It does mean to smoke a Jamaican cigar, right?)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
When Fox News claims the Democrats control the media, how hard is it for them to contain their laughter?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
OK, so Republicans will refuse to participate in 2016 debates if a Hillary Clinton documentary is shown. Way to not show media control.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Another video surfaces: Why do so many social conservatives want laws to protect us against doing what social conservatives do in private?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
So, anyone heard when they've scheduled the Baghdad parade where the residents throw flowers at us for liberating them?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
So Mayor Bob Filner made a pass at a woman in church. See, it's a religious scandal, not a political one.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
@Laurindaj7byj Thank you also for the spam. It is nice to be remembered. Sorry I didn't click the link. I am sure you'll live.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
@Judieucyi Thanks for thinking of me for your spam, but I declined to check it out. Please don't take it personally.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Only 2% of the 435 seats in Congress are rated by Cook Report as "toss ups". Some dictatorships have more competitive elections.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Rick Santorum will run in 2016 if people ask him. Everyone, be very quiet and very still, and maybe he'll go away.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Well, I feel safer every time I drive through Gilberton. That is, if I have bullet proof glass in my car.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
A public service announcement from the Gilberton Police Chief: http://youtu.be/6dmhOpaRH7I  via @youtube
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Gilberton, Pa.: Where armed swastika men control public meetings. Today is not a day for silence against abuse.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Happy birthday, Barack "Barry" Obama. I am sure you are searching for this greeting,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Trivia: Walter Goggins, who portrays Black Church burner Boyd Crowder, worked in the Obama campaign. Wonder what reaction voters gave him?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Well, I am not silent on abuse today. I just tweeted about Boyd Crowder and the Kentucky Senate race.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
I wonder who Boyd Crowder supports in the Kentucky Senate race.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
So I am supposed to show my support against abuse by being silent today? That didn't work well in Germany during the 1930s.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
It is probably not a good day if you have to spend it denying you spit on your fans.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
"woman comic""Penn graduate" has two hit and "girl comic" "Penn graduate" is also a Googlenope. Does Harvard claim all the women Ivy comics?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
FYI: "Female comic" "Penn graduate" is a Googlenope.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
@Madeline_Hatter Thank you for the favorite. You have helped built the tweet's self-esteem. Someday it will go out in public.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Taking Off The Edge of the Night #AlcoholTV
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Chelsea Lately #AlchoholTV I guess I still am not getting how this hashtag works.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Jersey Shore. #AlcoholTV Oh, wait, you wanted fake TV shows names....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
There really is a Fancy Farm, Ky and that is where Ky, political leaders are gathering to wield power. In DC this is called the Funny Farm.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Today is National Grab Your Nuts Day (seriously) for walnuts, peanuts, etc. Which reminds me, there"s also a fundraise for Anthony Weiner.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
@jannetcondanidi Thank you for the favorite. I usually joke about things, but that tweet was honest and real.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Hate spellcheck,For a moment it told me to "choke someone". Bad kinky spellcheck, bad.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
If you honestly believe I am the best, then do not choose someone else.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
I have learned that if you ask someone for help and they then avoid you, that person never really was a friend.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
While we were laughing at Weiner, Halliburton and Blackwater cashed millions of dollars from your tax funds, They laughed louder.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
I now presume when someone writes this is "the best movie ever" that the person has seen only two movies
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
@petridishes I dub thee the Queen of Bacon (except you first have to renounce your American citizenship in order to accept a royal title),
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
#MentionPeopleYouNeverForget are good ole what's her name and that man something or other.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Georgetown fired its bulldog mascot. The only thing allowed to show its wiener in public is the only one doing so to lose his job.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Michael Ansara was a great actor and friend to many of us. May his work be long remembered and respected.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
With Butts back in politics, Weiner refusing to get out, just about the only better thing could be if Fuk U (actual name) ran for office.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Wow, Butts is running a write-in campaign for Mayor We have to admire his spirit...did I write that with a straight face?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Wow! Non-consensual sex at Yale will result in a written reprimand. Yet it will be sternly worded and in Latin. At Penn, we called that rape
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
50 Cent spotted in front of the Treasury Building. Of the two, 50 Cent is worth more.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Here is how politics works: If a majority of women now support a ban on support, guess what will get banned.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
New movie idea: NunNado. Sally Fields returns, and this time she seeks vengeance.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Everyday you think you are having a bad day, just be glad you are not the man whose dogs ate one of his testicles.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
"Should one tweet about death?" I should think after death it would be sort of hard to tweet.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Politicians have gone from people who have causes to people who are actors shilling commercials for their political donors.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Politicians have gone from people of convictions to people with convictions.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Has anyone asked Anthony Weiner if he rules out running for President in 2016? Anyone?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Political rule 39: Do not send photographs of your sex organs out into the public. Especially when it shows how little a person you are.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Political rule 38: Never state you are running for President while seeking a prior statewide office.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
To the 16% who still support Weiner for Mayor, is it his position on tree plantings or his street cleaning proposal?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
OK so a Chris Christie-Rand Paul ticket is not looking so promising right now.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
What an athletes dopes, that makes the athlete even more of a dope.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Congratulations to 85 year old Edwin Edwards on the birth of his son today. Now Mom has to change two diapers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
@petridishes You lost me at losing a leg but chasing a giant metaphor sounds like fun. I never met a metaphor I met for a whale of a chase.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
Now how do we get the Nationals owners to start seeking investors for a revival of "No No Nanette"? #Yankees
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
I miss my friend Carlos Danger. For some reason he suddenly stopped texting me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
Note: Do not call someone a sex organ profanity if your candidate is busy sending pictures of his organ to others,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
I would say that a Communications Director using extreme profanity to the press could hurt a campaign, yet Weiner was already sunk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
How can an intern write a "tell all" about a politician who already has "shown all"?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Only Anthony Weiner could make something that does not even involved physical contact with another person creepier than actual contact.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Now, how to get the Washington Nationals to trade Bryce Harper for Alex Rodriquez. #Yankees
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
@AnthonyWeiner Do not claim "The bitch set me up." It does not work. Trust me. Your friend, Marion Barry.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Somewhere Marion Barry is smiling knowing there is someone with an even worse political history.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Anthony Weiner does have a future, but only as a professional wrestler under the name Carlos Danger.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
If Weiner thinks he is Rocky, then I am Bullwinkle.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Not certain if an expose on the lack of experience and abilities of Weiner aides is all that big a story. Who else would do these jobs?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
In a race where Butts and Weiner have run for Mayor, it is notable they both fell on their, well, butts and weiner.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Christine Quinn admits she always wanted to see a Weiner withdraw.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Eliot Spitzer is amazed he is not the sleaziest candidate in the race.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
If Anthony Weiner woud legally change his name to Carols Danger, he might be able to resurrect his political career.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
I would just hate it if my Weiner quit on me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
@CarlosDangerXXX Thank you for the retweet, and I love your photos.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
If Chris Christie is on the top of the pile of Presidential candidates, then the others must really be getting squashed.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Why doesn't Anthony Weiner just tweet photos of Huma spanking him, you know, like normal photos people tweet?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Interesting that a hashtag can attract followers. #Yankees
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
It is good to know I am not too fat to fall out of a roller coaster.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
My fear of natural food is that so many people then die of natural causes.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Jul
I grant the Santorums the privacy they wish in their personal difficulties. If only the former Senator would grant the same to others....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jul
If you are wearing a five dollar t shirt that reads "I'm a high roller", you're not.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jul
In a confusing political twist, Anthony Weiner is now trailing for New York Mayor to Carlos Danger.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jul
@lindafriedliole Thank you for favoring a tweet. Mom personally hated the tweet and it needed the self esteem boost.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
Former State Rep. Aaron Pena states he was treated like a drug dealer during a police traffic stop. At least he wasn't treated like a Rep.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
I love the guy arrested in Fla. for harassing a police dog while performing police duties. His response was "the dog barked first."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
@IAmChrisHerbert Thank you for the favorite. Fox News also sends their appreciation, which really worries me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
The Royal Baby will be named North. Oh, wait, that is old news.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
We in the US have Royal Babies. They are born to celebrities.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
The Prince of Cambridge? We should start giving out titles, like "Senator of Dow Chemical". Oh, wait, we already do....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
Fox News Special: Why it is Obama's fault the Royal Baby is not a girl.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
Dennis Farina was a great talent. Sorry I didn't get to know him better but glad to have met him. There was someone with great skills.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
@LadyGrew Sing Alcapona. No. that's not it. Acapella? No, that's definitely not it....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
How do you we know the Royal Baby is a boy? Maybe it is a female wanting to emerge from the inside?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
25 members of the American Medical Association Relative Value Update Committee set rates for all medical procedures. But still, blame Obama.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
So, since the Royal Baby is a boy, they don't have to chop off Kate Middleton's head?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
In the upcoming "Lassie" movie, Johnny Depp plays Timmy and Lassie saves LA from falling into a giant well.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
"Never marry a porn star who keeps her work back at the office."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jul
No one can be funny all the time. Unless of course you look like me...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jul
Rape jokes are not funny. My fear is many of those telling and laughing at them are exchanging inside jokes.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jul
Glad to have known Helen Thomas. She proclaimed the 2000 election the worse scandal in U.S. history. And she never dated short men.
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