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Oh, "Geek Week". At least those Mythological references still resonated.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7h
I will miss Margaret Pellegrini. She was always she a warm and positive person. One doesn't find that often these days.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7h
Am I the only person Bib Filner didn't hit on?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8h
If you would walk a thousand miles for your city, will you please at lest stop tweeting photos of your junk?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
@thebobbieoliver May you be sick enough to get a medical marijuana card yet well enough to not really need one.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
If you'd crawl a million miles to be with me, why won't you drive to the corner store for me?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
QUICK, TURN ON YOUR TV. Study indicates Twitter induces people to turn on their television. WOW, DID YOU VIEW THAT?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
Buying the Washington Post is 1% of Jeff Bezoz's wealth. Buying a copy of the Post is 1% of my wealth.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Happy Shark Week. Hug a lawyer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If baseball had not suspended Alex Rodriquez, he could have bought the Washington Post.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If these walls could talk, I'd totally freak out that walls could talk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
http://Amazon.com  products will be shipped in Washington Post newspapers. #ITrustDonGraham
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is good Jeff Bezos bought the Post. If he makes $7 billion with Amazon, by adding the Post, he'll still be $6 billion richer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is exciting every time a double A baseball player like Alex Rodriquez of the Trenton Thunders gets promoted to the major league.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Alex Rodriquez seeks to rebuild his image by running for public office in New York City.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
To Washington Post employees on vacation this week, you may find your desks for sale on http://amazon.com .
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Who yesterday ordered 1,000 Nook tablets to be delivered to the Washington Post?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If you buy over $25 of Washington Posts, the shipping will be free.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Will Jeff Bezos have the Washington Post as the first newspaper printed in space?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Jeff Bezos buys the Washington Post for $250 million. Dude, you could have flown to DC and bought a copy for a buck.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Free Washington Post with every http://Amazon.com  purchase?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Perhaps it is a good thing that a reporter does not know what "smoke a J" means. (It does mean to smoke a Jamaican cigar, right?)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
When Fox News claims the Democrats control the media, how hard is it for them to contain their laughter?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
OK, so Republicans will refuse to participate in 2016 debates if a Hillary Clinton documentary is shown. Way to not show media control.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Another video surfaces: Why do so many social conservatives want laws to protect us against doing what social conservatives do in private?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
So, anyone heard when they've scheduled the Baghdad parade where the residents throw flowers at us for liberating them?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
So Mayor Bob Filner made a pass at a woman in church. See, it's a religious scandal, not a political one.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
@Laurindaj7byj Thank you also for the spam. It is nice to be remembered. Sorry I didn't click the link. I am sure you'll live.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
@Judieucyi Thanks for thinking of me for your spam, but I declined to check it out. Please don't take it personally.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Only 2% of the 435 seats in Congress are rated by Cook Report as "toss ups". Some dictatorships have more competitive elections.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Rick Santorum will run in 2016 if people ask him. Everyone, be very quiet and very still, and maybe he'll go away.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Well, I feel safer every time I drive through Gilberton. That is, if I have bullet proof glass in my car.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
A public service announcement from the Gilberton Police Chief: http://youtu.be/6dmhOpaRH7I  via @youtube
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Gilberton, Pa.: Where armed swastika men control public meetings. Today is not a day for silence against abuse.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Happy birthday, Barack "Barry" Obama. I am sure you are searching for this greeting,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Trivia: Walter Goggins, who portrays Black Church burner Boyd Crowder, worked in the Obama campaign. Wonder what reaction voters gave him?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
Well, I am not silent on abuse today. I just tweeted about Boyd Crowder and the Kentucky Senate race.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
I wonder who Boyd Crowder supports in the Kentucky Senate race.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Aug
So I am supposed to show my support against abuse by being silent today? That didn't work well in Germany during the 1930s.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
It is probably not a good day if you have to spend it denying you spit on your fans.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
"woman comic""Penn graduate" has two hit and "girl comic" "Penn graduate" is also a Googlenope. Does Harvard claim all the women Ivy comics?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
FYI: "Female comic" "Penn graduate" is a Googlenope.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
@Madeline_Hatter Thank you for the favorite. You have helped built the tweet's self-esteem. Someday it will go out in public.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Taking Off The Edge of the Night #AlcoholTV
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Chelsea Lately #AlchoholTV I guess I still am not getting how this hashtag works.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Jersey Shore. #AlcoholTV Oh, wait, you wanted fake TV shows names....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
There really is a Fancy Farm, Ky and that is where Ky, political leaders are gathering to wield power. In DC this is called the Funny Farm.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Today is National Grab Your Nuts Day (seriously) for walnuts, peanuts, etc. Which reminds me, there"s also a fundraise for Anthony Weiner.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
@jannetcondanidi Thank you for the favorite. I usually joke about things, but that tweet was honest and real.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
Hate spellcheck,For a moment it told me to "choke someone". Bad kinky spellcheck, bad.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
If you honestly believe I am the best, then do not choose someone else.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
I have learned that if you ask someone for help and they then avoid you, that person never really was a friend.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
While we were laughing at Weiner, Halliburton and Blackwater cashed millions of dollars from your tax funds, They laughed louder.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
I now presume when someone writes this is "the best movie ever" that the person has seen only two movies
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
@petridishes I dub thee the Queen of Bacon (except you first have to renounce your American citizenship in order to accept a royal title),
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Aug
#MentionPeopleYouNeverForget are good ole what's her name and that man something or other.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Georgetown fired its bulldog mascot. The only thing allowed to show its wiener in public is the only one doing so to lose his job.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Michael Ansara was a great actor and friend to many of us. May his work be long remembered and respected.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
With Butts back in politics, Weiner refusing to get out, just about the only better thing could be if Fuk U (actual name) ran for office.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Wow, Butts is running a write-in campaign for Mayor We have to admire his spirit...did I write that with a straight face?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Wow! Non-consensual sex at Yale will result in a written reprimand. Yet it will be sternly worded and in Latin. At Penn, we called that rape
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
50 Cent spotted in front of the Treasury Building. Of the two, 50 Cent is worth more.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
Here is how politics works: If a majority of women now support a ban on support, guess what will get banned.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Aug
New movie idea: NunNado. Sally Fields returns, and this time she seeks vengeance.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Everyday you think you are having a bad day, just be glad you are not the man whose dogs ate one of his testicles.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
"Should one tweet about death?" I should think after death it would be sort of hard to tweet.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Politicians have gone from people who have causes to people who are actors shilling commercials for their political donors.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Politicians have gone from people of convictions to people with convictions.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Has anyone asked Anthony Weiner if he rules out running for President in 2016? Anyone?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Political rule 39: Do not send photographs of your sex organs out into the public. Especially when it shows how little a person you are.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Political rule 38: Never state you are running for President while seeking a prior statewide office.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
To the 16% who still support Weiner for Mayor, is it his position on tree plantings or his street cleaning proposal?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
OK so a Chris Christie-Rand Paul ticket is not looking so promising right now.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
What an athletes dopes, that makes the athlete even more of a dope.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
Congratulations to 85 year old Edwin Edwards on the birth of his son today. Now Mom has to change two diapers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Aug
@petridishes You lost me at losing a leg but chasing a giant metaphor sounds like fun. I never met a metaphor I met for a whale of a chase.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
Now how do we get the Nationals owners to start seeking investors for a revival of "No No Nanette"? #Yankees
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
I miss my friend Carlos Danger. For some reason he suddenly stopped texting me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
Note: Do not call someone a sex organ profanity if your candidate is busy sending pictures of his organ to others,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Jul
I would say that a Communications Director using extreme profanity to the press could hurt a campaign, yet Weiner was already sunk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
How can an intern write a "tell all" about a politician who already has "shown all"?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Only Anthony Weiner could make something that does not even involved physical contact with another person creepier than actual contact.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Now, how to get the Washington Nationals to trade Bryce Harper for Alex Rodriquez. #Yankees
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
@AnthonyWeiner Do not claim "The bitch set me up." It does not work. Trust me. Your friend, Marion Barry.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Somewhere Marion Barry is smiling knowing there is someone with an even worse political history.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Anthony Weiner does have a future, but only as a professional wrestler under the name Carlos Danger.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
If Weiner thinks he is Rocky, then I am Bullwinkle.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Not certain if an expose on the lack of experience and abilities of Weiner aides is all that big a story. Who else would do these jobs?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
In a race where Butts and Weiner have run for Mayor, it is notable they both fell on their, well, butts and weiner.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Christine Quinn admits she always wanted to see a Weiner withdraw.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Eliot Spitzer is amazed he is not the sleaziest candidate in the race.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
If Anthony Weiner woud legally change his name to Carols Danger, he might be able to resurrect his political career.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
I would just hate it if my Weiner quit on me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
@CarlosDangerXXX Thank you for the retweet, and I love your photos.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
If Chris Christie is on the top of the pile of Presidential candidates, then the others must really be getting squashed.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Why doesn't Anthony Weiner just tweet photos of Huma spanking him, you know, like normal photos people tweet?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
Interesting that a hashtag can attract followers. #Yankees
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
It is good to know I am not too fat to fall out of a roller coaster.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jul
My fear of natural food is that so many people then die of natural causes.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Jul
I grant the Santorums the privacy they wish in their personal difficulties. If only the former Senator would grant the same to others....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jul
If you are wearing a five dollar t shirt that reads "I'm a high roller", you're not.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jul
In a confusing political twist, Anthony Weiner is now trailing for New York Mayor to Carlos Danger.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jul
@lindafriedliole Thank you for favoring a tweet. Mom personally hated the tweet and it needed the self esteem boost.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
Former State Rep. Aaron Pena states he was treated like a drug dealer during a police traffic stop. At least he wasn't treated like a Rep.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
I love the guy arrested in Fla. for harassing a police dog while performing police duties. His response was "the dog barked first."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
@IAmChrisHerbert Thank you for the favorite. Fox News also sends their appreciation, which really worries me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
The Royal Baby will be named North. Oh, wait, that is old news.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
We in the US have Royal Babies. They are born to celebrities.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
The Prince of Cambridge? We should start giving out titles, like "Senator of Dow Chemical". Oh, wait, we already do....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
Fox News Special: Why it is Obama's fault the Royal Baby is not a girl.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
Dennis Farina was a great talent. Sorry I didn't get to know him better but glad to have met him. There was someone with great skills.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
@LadyGrew Sing Alcapona. No. that's not it. Acapella? No, that's definitely not it....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
How do you we know the Royal Baby is a boy? Maybe it is a female wanting to emerge from the inside?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
25 members of the American Medical Association Relative Value Update Committee set rates for all medical procedures. But still, blame Obama.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
So, since the Royal Baby is a boy, they don't have to chop off Kate Middleton's head?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
In the upcoming "Lassie" movie, Johnny Depp plays Timmy and Lassie saves LA from falling into a giant well.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jul
"Never marry a porn star who keeps her work back at the office."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jul
No one can be funny all the time. Unless of course you look like me...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jul
Rape jokes are not funny. My fear is many of those telling and laughing at them are exchanging inside jokes.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jul
Glad to have known Helen Thomas. She proclaimed the 2000 election the worse scandal in U.S. history. And she never dated short men.
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