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It is illegal to follow an illegal order. Is it illegal to report that an illegal orders were followed? Isn't exposing civilian deaths good?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7m
Dear Great Britain: Detaining the boyfriend of a journalist for nine hours. Not cool. Go boil some pizza and think about what you've done.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 11m
@thebobbieoliver Someone who hurts you wins when you let yourself be hurt. I see when you trusted yourself you did great.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17m
Al Jazerra America has hired John Seigenthaler, best known for Wikipedia telling us he shot JFK asa young boy.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2h
@thebobbieoliver @FlappersComedy "Coming standup comedians"? Are you allowed to show that onstage?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3h
@TwitMat78 @thebobbieoliver Doggy Style is a pet store in Philly; ironically, in what used to be the porn shop district (and my office).
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3h
I won't join a dating site. I fear a site that would let me in would only give me someone like me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3h
I never wrote of overcoming those who kept me down because, so far, those keeping me down have been winning.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
Thank you for the link "how to tell if you are dating a sociopath". I appreciate the advice as I someday hope to upgrade to sociopaths.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
How drunk was the person who thought "let's put a pumpkin into beer"?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
"You can't get to heaven on the Frankford El" is just wrong, You just get off in West Philly.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
Baseball is a game where one considers it progress when you fire the best manager you ever had.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
@thebobbieoliver Comics joke. Hope you're fine. Do what you want to do. Me, I enjoy finding times when Justice Thomas speaks. Enjoy life.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16h
I said we need no stock up on new ideas, not stock up on new Ikeas.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16h
I have seen two plays in the last week I highly recommend, yet both closed after the performance I saw. I kill plays before I can save them.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
What? Area 51 is real? I had no idea (even though one could see it from a distance).
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
Somedays I say to myself "wow, I lived through that" and then I wonder how many more of those I have.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
@petridishes That's right. Favorite the tweet but don't answer it. A simple "fine" would suffice. And don't ask me about my rash.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 16 Aug
@petridishes So, how are you?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@KimCpates So marsala are these mushrooms?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@munchie99 Bozo and Emitt Kelly would refuse to fight to the death. Of course, they both are dead, so what do I know?,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@jenninestampkao Thank you for the favorite. I deeply appreciate it. From those we have never met comes the insight we never got,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Live life in the preset There really is no alternative,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@munchie99 Thank you for the favorite and following. I appreciate it. No joke. I am out of jokes at this time. Call me in the morning.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
If this is the end, thank you for all the fish. No, not a Douglas Adams thing. I was a fish - vegetarian.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
If I am dying, let this be my last words: "What? You expected some wisdom here? I am a human who doesn't know or understand crap."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
What kind of a narcissist God would create me and then demand loyalty to Him without proving He even exists?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Yes, there are Mennonites who blend in with society. If we suspect God may be misrepresented, we blend in quite well.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
At my age, all my friends my age are cancer survivals. I feel underwhelmed being in good health.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
FYI: We Amish bad boys found the moonshine,  Can you tell?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Resolved: If yo u don't get a response after 40 years, you probable are not getting one,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Thank you, anonymous Broadway actor. I love that late wife and I supported you and that you appreciate our support, My support continues
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
I shall always love that my inhibited -ex now models fashions that even I find distasteful.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
If I ever do die someday soon, remember that I loved you all, whoever the hell all you followers are.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@munchie99 Thank you lots for the favorite. The tweet now can overcome emotional issues. Viva Gene Weingarthen!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
I love this Syrian Electronics website. I gave them a big order with my credit card.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Study shows computer lights cause depression. So if you are reading this and are happy, you are abnormal.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten There are no original ideas Hey, I just came up with that. That might be the first original idea ever.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Yes, Mitch McConnell has come Washington. What did you expect, for him to go Hollywood?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Study shows using Facebook makes one sad. Of course. I see every time how much better off my classmates are. Next time go to a loser school.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Remember, if you unfollow me, a puppy and a kitten dies, and an angel's wings are cut off and put into a Big Mac.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
You can stay at the hotel where they filmed "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Just don't order the meatloaf.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@TheFix @b_fung @washingtonpost I thought Jeff Bezos bought the Syrian Electronics.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@TheFix @AaronBlakeWP Oh, you meant they discovered a real new carnivore. I thought you meant they discovered a new Kentucky politician.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
With Anthony, that is a camera in his pocket and he is happy to see you (on Twitter).
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Ever time I ride up to a woman on a horse and ask her what she wants, she takes the horse.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Anyone who courts you riding a donkey just wants to show you his ass. And also his burro.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Seven dwarfs hookers in Vegas: $1400. One naked prince in Vegas: priceless.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@thebobbieoliver "Awnings": Georgia plural of a physical thing as spoken when intoxicated, as in "Y'all got lots of bugs awnings."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten Not even a veteran. Yet I know proud parents of Penn Vet graduates.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
Note: Do not spend $750,000 of campaign contributions on personal expenses. Just in case you are unsure on that point.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten H.D. went to Penn, where I went (good vet school), where she became the first poet in High Definition.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15 Aug
@geneweingarten "Bust out laughing" is a flawed version. I like "laughed so hard I peed, and pooped, and had to be take to the ER."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
I offered to buy the Washington Post but I was outbid by $250 million.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
Lead lowers IQ, now believed may make children grow up more violent and more apt to become criminals. "Get the lead out" should be our motto
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
Remember, China does not have a copyright tradition. My friends filming for China may get seen by a billion people. Get the money upfront.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
When you realize you left the baby somewhere and you find you left the baby in the liquor store, there may be a lesson there.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
@PsychicWaugh Every Valentines I get a romantic card about living in Allentown. It just melts the heart.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
New York Times website announces two day delivery---of their website content.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
The law says we cut aid to new governments overthrowing old ones. Sometimes you have to step aside and admit you can't change what others do
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
Thank you New Yorkers for paying more attention to Bill de Blasio while comics pay attention to Anthony what's his name.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14 Aug
I flew into San Diego and my arms are tired. Spent the entire flight deflecting Bob Filner from groping flight attendants.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
"JFK blown away, what else do I have to say?" apparently is NOT what others consider great romantic poetry.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
Hooters won't serve Bob Filner. They don't want guests who will objectify their servers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
@petridishes (Overheard in Orlando) Is that a puppy in your pants, or are you Anthony Weiner?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
Dear Swiss sales personnel: In general, if an American can afford to travel to Switzerland, she is not poor. Let Oprah see the bag.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
To the man who shoved puppies down his pants: Even Anthony Weiner thinks you're weird.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13 Aug
I am against airlines merger. I believe it is safer if they fly the planes separately rather than together.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
That should be RHP, not RIP. Tonight's starting pitcher did not die.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
As least in DC Mayoral candidates break regular criminal rules.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
Best negative ad not run: "If he can't control what he sends on Twitter, can we expect him to control government spending?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
I want to run for New York Mayor just so I can march in the Dominican parade.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 12 Aug
"Get off my lawn" says the senile guy living in an apartment building.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
FYI: I let my old scripts out to the public so they won't die, even if I die. Of course they already died so there is a lot of death around.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
Paid cash yesterday to see "Capitol Steps". Today YouTube recommends "Capitol Steps" videos. How does the Internet know I was there?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
Bernie Madoff considering running for Borough President.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10 Aug
@geneweingarten This is the tweet that never ends, it goes on and on my friend, someone starting tweeting not knowing wh(oops doesn't work)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
There is a Ron Paul Channel. Which every former Presidential candidate get their own TV channel?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Stop booing A Rod. You never know what someone on drugs might do.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@petridishes "What ho" is British. I heard Hugh Grant so it to his new girlfriend.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Couple disappointed to learn the gay marriage certificate is the same as the straight marriage certificate? What did they expect?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
After all, these tweets are all jokes, and of course I was just joking (no I wasn't) about all that silly Navy stuff that never happened.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
A Navy Seal threatened my life if I told anyone, so let's just keep the past tweets a secret amongst us, OK?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
The military should conclude that unfortunate accidents happen. I mean, use this to justify invading another country.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
I recall the order went out canceling the war games because a sub accidentally shot down a plane. I mean, Bin Laden shot down a plane.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Tthe US Navy was conducting war games when Flight 800 encroached military space and a Navy missile exploded nearby. Bin Laden will be blamed
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@jeanbowlingdani Anytime someone favorites my mentioning Hitler, I feel special. Thank you for the favorite
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Paul Ryan-Mark Sanford in 2016: Run the Appalachian Trail in under two hours.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Anyone notice no one is mentioning Mitt Romney for President in 2016? What happened to all you saying he was the best person for the job?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@thebobbieoliver Sorry, even Willie Nelson's Pot Party believes there is a talking snake.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
@petridishes You know, even Hitler had a dog.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Aug
Jesse Benton: You may have to hold your nose when Mitch McConnell slaps your nose. #NoseGate
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Karen Black was also good to us. We appreciate her riding to us and we wish her a good ride from here on.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Bad Porn Movie: WeinerNado.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Also, a Police Chief should not mention someone's name and then fire an automatic weapon. Someone might take that the wrong way.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Why I deleted my video: It was NOT meant to be liked: 1.) a shooting rage is not cool, 2.) he is lucky he did not accidentally shoot himself
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Oh, "Geek Week". At least those Mythological references still resonated.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
I will miss Margaret Pellegrini. She was always she a warm and positive person. One doesn't find that often these days.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
Am I the only person Bib Filner didn't hit on?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 8 Aug
If you would walk a thousand miles for your city, will you please at lest stop tweeting photos of your junk?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
@thebobbieoliver May you be sick enough to get a medical marijuana card yet well enough to not really need one.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 7 Aug
If you'd crawl a million miles to be with me, why won't you drive to the corner store for me?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
QUICK, TURN ON YOUR TV. Study indicates Twitter induces people to turn on their television. WOW, DID YOU VIEW THAT?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6 Aug
Buying the Washington Post is 1% of Jeff Bezoz's wealth. Buying a copy of the Post is 1% of my wealth.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Happy Shark Week. Hug a lawyer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If baseball had not suspended Alex Rodriquez, he could have bought the Washington Post.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If these walls could talk, I'd totally freak out that walls could talk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
http://Amazon.com  products will be shipped in Washington Post newspapers. #ITrustDonGraham
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is good Jeff Bezos bought the Post. If he makes $7 billion with Amazon, by adding the Post, he'll still be $6 billion richer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
It is exciting every time a double A baseball player like Alex Rodriquez of the Trenton Thunders gets promoted to the major league.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Alex Rodriquez seeks to rebuild his image by running for public office in New York City.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
To Washington Post employees on vacation this week, you may find your desks for sale on http://amazon.com .
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Who yesterday ordered 1,000 Nook tablets to be delivered to the Washington Post?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
If you buy over $25 of Washington Posts, the shipping will be free.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Will Jeff Bezos have the Washington Post as the first newspaper printed in space?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Jeff Bezos buys the Washington Post for $250 million. Dude, you could have flown to DC and bought a copy for a buck.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Free Washington Post with every http://Amazon.com  purchase?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
Perhaps it is a good thing that a reporter does not know what "smoke a J" means. (It does mean to smoke a Jamaican cigar, right?)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Aug
When Fox News claims the Democrats control the media, how hard is it for them to contain their laughter?
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