No Sex Please, We're British Porn Addicts

If you are married to Christine Brinkley, and you are spending $3,000 a month on porn, you might have a problem. Oh, and don’t act surprised if your wife wants a divorce.

I love old science fiction movies. I learned that aliens all across the universe use English as a common language. I also learn that aliens fly all the way to Earth only to kill teenagers about to make love. Ironically, psycho serial killers do the exact same thing.

People in Boston Get This Joke

A minister, rabbi, and priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks the minister “What would you like?” The minister replies, “gosh golly gee, golly by golly, I’ll have a beer.”
The bartender asks the rabbi “What would you like?” The rabbi replies “gee whizzikers, my oh my, I’ll have a whisky on the rocks.” The bartender asks the priest “What would you like”? The priest replies “boy, oh boy.”