No Sex Please, We're British Porn Addicts

If you are married to Christine Brinkley, and you are spending $3,000 a month on porn, you might have a problem. Oh, and don’t act surprised if your wife wants a divorce.

I love old science fiction movies. I learned that aliens all across the universe use English as a common language. I also learn that aliens fly all the way to Earth only to kill teenagers about to make love. Ironically, psycho serial killers do the exact same thing.