Do Not Trumpet the Tweeting Trump
I am sure Steve Bannon and Steve Miller are typing up a speech for Trump denouncing racism.
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Trump threaten to invade Venezuela, but do not worry. Putin will tell him not to do that.
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Warning sign 4: She said I have nothing to worry about since the court granted her brother full custody of the children.
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Warning sign 3: She explained that she and her brother have not dated since they divorced each other.
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Warning sign 2: I asked if the guy she was having oral sex with in the photo would be jealous. She replied "no, he's my brother."
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Warning sign 1 your Internet match is wrong: I asked her to send a head shot. She sent me a photo of her giving head.
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Anyone else find it ironic that fewer people are being deported under Trump than under Obama?
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Trump thanking Russia for expelling US diplomats is seemingly like he owes Putin for something. What could that be?
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Trump wants to send North Korea things they never thought possible. He should send them a tape to the latest Sharknado movie.
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Wharton analysis shows Trump causing loss of jobs and GDP. I await Trump claiming the school from which he graduated is a fake school.
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Someday people will be wearing t-shirts reading "I survived the Trump Administration".
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How I long for the good old Scaramucci Days.
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National Inquirer owned by Trump friend is trashing Paul Manafort. This must mean Trump thinks Manafort flipped.
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It's good to be alive. (Offer not valid in Korea or Guam.)
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Twice a day Trump is given positive news clips. Anyone else note when staff can't find enough they just threw in photos of Trump?
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Mr. President, remember you once stated "negotiate like crazy", not "negotiate like you are crazy."
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Trump calls on law enforcement for an opioid crisis created by many who are using legal products.
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After the US fighting wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Korea, Russia may become the world's dominant military power.
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Remember, you can't have impeachment hearings in the middle of a war.
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Trump tweets classified information, but please continue thinking Hillary's emails are more important.
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Overheard today in Capitol: "You'll be the new guy even after we've hired three new guys."
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Connecticut claims inventing the lobster roll. While Maine was forcing prisoners to eat lobster, Connecticut was selling it to customers.
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Wait, more Blacks than whites are registered to vote in the deep South, yet the Deep South is considered safe Republican? Voter suppression?
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Lenny Dystrra gets sexually aroused discussing politics. In my decades of politics, I have never observed this fetish before, ever.
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We can not impeach Trump when we are in the middle of the upcoming war with North Korea.
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Ivanka, when dad hears voices of phone calls he never received and is this delusional, it is time to find him a nice home.
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I ask this once again: Does Fox News asks if you are a sexual harasser and then only hire men who answer "yes"?
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"Your money or your life." Secret Service leaves Trump Towers because it costs too much to stay.
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What to really upset a Republican Senator? Show the Senator polling numbers for supporting Trumpcare.
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Trump envisions receiving phone calls he did not receive. Is this normal Presidential behavior?
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Trump denies he called the White House a dump. He only called Camp David a dump.
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NASA should hire Donald Trump to protect Earth from aliens. The aliens will realize there is no intelligent life here and then move on.
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Harrisburg called by Trump a bombed-out war zone is not so bad if you realize Trump considers the White House a dump.
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Donald Trump told what lie Donald Trump, Jr. should tell? What universe have I reached and how do I get back to my original universe?
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Man caught trying to steal golf cart from country club. What was the game plan here? Drive it down the highway and hope no-one notices?
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If everyone who gets to be White House Communications Director votes for Trump in 2020 he'll win in a landslide.
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Whoever repaints the walls when someone new moves into a White House office must be the busiest person in the White House.
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As the new Communications Director, it is my job to inform you that I have just been fired.
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I am thinking ahead. We must recruit peace candidates to run against candidates supporting the war Trump is going to start.
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Southern Trump supporters are the only major part of his base abandoning him. Sadly, it is because they just realized he is from New York.
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Oh, now it is news that hackers can hack our election machines and no one cared when I said it years ago or a few months ago....
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Scarmucci accuses Priebus of adultery. Well, I am sure Donald Trump would never stand for allowing that to happen.
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If insurance companies believe they can't survive without government subsidies, then I guess the government will have to take over insurance
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Defense Dept: Attacking North Korea would result in worst fighting in most lifetimes. Too bad Trump doesn't read intelligence reports.
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Jeff Bezos is now the nation's wealthiest man. I am sure it was buying the Washington Post that made the difference. #WashingtonPost
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Half of Republicans believe that Trump's 46% of the vote is larger than Clinton's 49% of the vote. Oh and climate change does not exist.
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Who evens wants to be President now? It would be like having to clean up after the animals when the circus leaves town.
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No only would most adults fail a Civics test, most do not even know what Civics is.
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Since Trump has sometimes been a White House leak source, will Scaramucci then have Trump fired?
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When will Trump make the JFK assassination records public so we may learn how Ted Cruz's father assassinated JFK?
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Surveys find 67% of men have been to prostitutes, 51% favor its legalization, meaning 16% of men favor their own imprisonment.
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Republicans: "You can fool some of the people some of that time, and that is enough to get the Republican nomination and then be elected."
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Republicans, pay attention. Half don't know who people in politics are. Which explains how they gave us Nixon, George W Bush, and Trump.
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Half of Republicans surveyed think Special Prosecutor's name is Sean Spicer. Then, many Democrats think his real name is Melissa McCarthy.
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Jeff Session, you are in trouble. Trump things you should have agreed to be project manager instead of recusing yourself.
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Trump, this is not a reality show. You do not have to fire someone every week. For those counting, Omarosa has outlived Sean Spicer.
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The $2.4 million- $8.4 million Rand estimate of transgender in military costs equals how much compared to a Trump vacation day costs?
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Trump "accidentally" praises pro-hezbollah leader after purposely working with pro-Taliban leader. Somewhere, Putin is laughing his ass off.
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She said to bring toys. So there I am massage her back with my R2D2.
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Trump has nothing to worry about. All he needs to do is plead insanity and no one will doubt him.
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Russia is sending arms to the Taliban. Of course we want to support Russian efforts for peace.
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Will the Boy Scouts now offer a Merit Badge for fake news avoidance?
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It was the best of times (yuge). It was the worst of times (fake news).
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#YoureAtABadHotel is you report a rat in the room and they charge you for having a pet.
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The shark that beat Michael Phelps is demanding a Gold Medal and a role in the next "Sharknado".
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My new screenplay "The Prison Librarian" asks if after 60 years imprisonment a Jew may find a miracle on the day after Christmas?
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My new screenplay "The Prison Librarian' is #243 on the screenplay best seller list, with a bullet (I think to kill it).
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Tweet like you have lost your mind.
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The big question now is: What comedic actor looks most like Anthony Scaramucci? #Scaramucci
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Anyone else noticing the large number of Trump lawyers and aides resigning like rats from a sinking ship?
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Not Ted Cruz #MadeInAmericaWeek #MadeInAmerica
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For those upset at Dr. Who being a woman, remember, someday there may be a male Wonder Woman,
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Winnie the Poo banned in China for looking like Xi Jinping. Same reason given for China banning Peter Griffin. #FamilyGuy
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The Secret Service which was not yet attached to Donald Trump Jr. is blamed for not going back in time and stopping him on Russian meet.
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30% believe Trump is a good influence for children, so prepare yourselves for 30% of pussy grabbing young men.
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Will the doctor stating abortions are reversible return to planet Earth?
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So sad to learn that old friend Martin Landau has passed away. He was terrific and a great talent.
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RIP Pennsylvania's George Romero. I am glad to have met him. A great guy and filmmaker has left us.
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Maybe Dr. Who will turn out to be transgender and she will live as a man.
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Gays are not people and should move to Canada? I guess Canada is non-people friendly.
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If Trump shot someone on 5th Avenue or colluded with Russians to win the election, he would not lose his supporters. #Trump #TrumpRussia
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Yes, Donald, you have done more in 5 months (to get impeached) than any other President..
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Wait, you mean it is not a good idea to tow your children in a toy wagon behind your car?
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You know your prison is cool when they have a Penn State alumni chapter.
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If Mark Zuckerberg is elected President, will #JesseEisenberg play him on SNL?
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If you set time equals zero, all your equations match.
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Trump: A man who decries leaks and then gets upset when none of the press prints his off-the-record comments. #PlaybookLoyal
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My screenplay "The Life or Death of Immortality" is now available at few bookstores probably far away from you. Or http://amazon.com
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Jayden K. Smith is my new best friend.
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When did comedy become hordes of virgins telling jokes of their fake sex lives? If they die on stage, they go backstage to 72 other virgins.
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Before, White House listing POTUS meeting with someone who turns out wasn't even in the country would have been that day's biggest mistake.
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What did they do at Fox? Ask if you are a sexual harasser, and if you answered "yes", they hired you?
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That's is: Donald Trump versus Anderson Cooper. Winner of the wrestling match gets the keys to the White House.
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The revolution will not be televised. It will be tweeted.
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Historians will wonder how MSNBC ratings became a major political concern in the 21st century.
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Not that they care, but how did the Confederate flag of Northern Virginia come to be embraced by all modern pro-Confederates of all states?
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While Rob Lowe barely survived Bigfoot, America is barely surviving President Little Hands.
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Civil rights demanded health care for Blacks. Many Blacks did not get health care until Obamacare. The civil rights struggle remains.
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Washington Post warns employees not to disparage advertisers. I await the political advertisers.
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Trump telling Senators he did not know tax reform is in health care proposal should warn Senate Republicans he is not on top of things.
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Remember, the Russia investigation that does not exist is Obama's fault it is does exist. Got that? Good. Listen to Big Brother.
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Trump can't get it together to record a Disney Hall of Presidents audio, much less pass legislation.
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If the wealthy need tax breaks so they can afford health care, what about the rest of us?
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How does a body be in a bed and breakfast for several weeks? Note: They may not be chasing the linens everyday.
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Alec Baldwin win be back on SNL next season to portray the President. I did not know he did a Mike Pence impression. #SNL #Trump #Pence
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Is CNN like Dan Rather, where the story is correct yet we instead shoot the messenger?
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A sign Parliament has been cyber-attacked: the newly elected Conservative Party leader is Donald Trump.
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Comey and Mueller have never been to each other's houses. How does this "friendship" make Mueller biased?
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Yes, there are independent fact checkers. Yet far fewer read the fact checkers than are influenced by the fake next.
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Explain to me again how you think cutting Medicaid and giving tax breaks to the wealthy improves health care.
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Criticizing Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco is an insulting homophobic appeal to prejudiced voters that should be addressed.
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Love the first reaction of people who see a tornado is to film it and post it on social media. Hey, take a selfie! #NationalSelfieDay
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Human toe used in drinks stolen from bar creates quote of the day from bar employee: "Toes are very hard to come by."
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Sadly, today's lesson: If you are texting you are being chased by a bear, the bear will catch up to you.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 18
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Penna. school dress code does not allow collar bone to show. What? Is there such a thing as a collar bone fetish? I am so behind the times.
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RIP the original legacy from Harrisburg. It was great meeting you years ago, and your work never once floundered.
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What most of today's films, just show it. #DisappointAFilm
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Despite having a master degree in City Planning, I could never get a job at HUD. I never have been a wedding planner.
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I wonder why NBC News won't air an interview with someone who believes the moon landing (which I filmed) is a hoax. My works gets no respect
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If the shark eats Michael Phelps while they are racing, is the shark disqualified?
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Maybe it is a Warlock Hunt and not a Witch Hunt.
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Remember, any news that Trump is under investigation is fake news. Except, of course, when Trump says it.
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Trump's obsession over the Russian investigations reminds me of Nixon's obsession over Watergate.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 16
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Why is Pence lawyering-up if he has nothing to hide?
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For some reason, Clooney, Kilmer, Keaton, and Affleck all rushed last night to LA City Hall.
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Not being Catholic, I don't understand confirmation. Do Senators grill you before the church confirms you?
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They will probably now require ball players to wear sidearms. If a pitcher improperly removes a weapon, it would be a balk.
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The topic that most enrages Trump is anything questioning his Presidential win. Interesting. A bit sensitive, are we?
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Republican leaders restricting press access in Senate are not profiles in courage.
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Warriors decline White House visit. Trump announces NBA title was won by the Cavaliers.
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Russian hackers got into voting information in at least 39 states. But don't worry, the exit polls showing Hillary won have to be wrong.
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Brookings analysis: Trump budget cuts 60% of programs for middle class & poor. He also wants to give tax breaks to rich. Feel deceived yet?
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Every time I criticize Trump, people mistakenly think I am really criticizing Skroob. #NotMySkroob
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I am glad I did not fall for Russian attempts on social media to disclose the secret missiles we have hidden underneath Central Park.
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Leaking non-classified government information is legal. Just in case you did not realize that.
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James Comey is a Republican appointed by George W.Bush who destroyed Hillary, so obviously he is part of the liberal media conspiracy.
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Fake Internet news goes back to smearing Dan Rather for his reports on George W. Bush back in 2008.
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If you were worried that Hillary's emails were unsecured, then you should worry that a 3 year old stole Sarah Huckabee Sanders's phone.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 9
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Fudge yeah, Kirsten Gellibrand. (She did say "fudge", right?)
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Only my computer wasn't hacked. None of the hackers figured out my pass code, which was "hackers have small penises."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 7
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If Democrats are not people, do they have to pay taxes?
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Eric Trump tweeted that Democrats "are not even people" If they aren't people, then I guess they have no right to vote, get health care, etc
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No, @lenadunham did not name Lenny after me.
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I now have an author page on http://amazon.com , whatever that is. That should ruin Amazon's reputation.
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Trump: Before you criticize Congress for not acting on your nominees, you first have to submit the nominations to Congress.
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Wait: Fox News is reporting the Russian government sought to hack voting machines. I am sure Trump will say Fox is fake news.
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Trump Attorneys: Its not a travel ban. Trump: Approve my travel ban.
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GOP Congress did not want to give Obama credit for what he wanted to do. Now GOP Congress does not want credit for what they stated to do.
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Climate change is a myth. What really is happening is the world is becoming more #Covfefe
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I named my bichon free #Covfefe
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Whenever the ocean water feels too cold, I get #Covfefe
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It was a nice Earth while it lasted.
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Turn your head and #coyfete.
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Trump: So now you have positive press #cofeve?
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Trump asks world leaders to call him on an unsecured cell phone wanted Hillary jailed for unsecured emails. Is he for real?
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I hate it when Trump misspells my name as #covefe
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 30
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How does our government misplace a billion dollars in Iraq? It has to be somewhere. Have they checked everywhere?
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That ruins it for everyone. Now people are going to be checked at hockey games for catfish.
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Putin states someone lying in Trump's bed could have hacked his emails. Well, that rules out Melania as a suspect.
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Peanut butter states it "may contain peanuts." When does this product NOT contain peanuts?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 29
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My autobiography is to be entitled "The ACLU Wants This Book Banned".
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 26
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If everyone in the District of Columbia would agree to only elect Republicans, then D.C. would be allowed to have two Senators.
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"Out of the way? Montenegro? Is that even a country?"
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The Pope is sorry he did not get to meet Sean Spicer. The Pope also wants to meet that hilarious Melissa McCarthy.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 20
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Trump claims Comey is a "nut job". Takes one to know one?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 19
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Trump says Comey is wrong. This is easy. If he has a tape, produce it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 18
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Yes, Donald, it is a witch hunt, if your secret name is Wicked Witch of New York City.
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Did Flynn put Turkish interests ahead of Trump's campaign pledge to go after ISIS? Oh, wait, Benghazi is what's important.
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So House Republicans kept secret for a year their Leader's belief Putin paid Trump? Then they claim they work for the people?
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Ironic that California and Pennsylvania had same primary day. My computer reminded me to vote, but in the wrong state.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 16
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If only Trump would have sex in the Oval Office with a subordinate, then we would have a real Constitutional crisis.
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We can't be shocked seeing Trump has no boundaries. We knew during the campaign he will say and grab whatever he wants.
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Poor Republicans. Life was so much simpler when all they had to say was "Benghazi" and "repeal Obamacare".
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Join our intelligence agency, and experience the thrill of having your secret mission compromised by the President of the United States.
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When the police officer ODs from patting you down,you might have a drug problem.
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Joe Scarborough claims Trump is a criminal target. So, I guess that means Trump won't be attending the wedding.
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China plans on foreign infrastructure investment larger than the Marshall Plan. FYI: China is the world's largest national economy, not USA.
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Remember, what matters is mishandling emails, not mishandling classified information.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 15
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If you do what Flynn did and register retroactively as a foreign agent then you will avoid any trouble, Mr. Trump.
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I like how an open records request found an email asking employees to alter records for the open records request.
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Male members of Congress not wanting insurance to pay for women's health issues violates how insurance works and highlights their sexism.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 12
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Trump admits Comey refused to pledge loyalty. So he fired him. Well, that should convince us that Trump had nothing hide from Comey.
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Trump may end press briefings because he doesn't like his staff trying to find reasonable explanations for what he said.
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I can see why the producer replaced Obama on that White House show. The new guy Trump creates lots more conflict.
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At least Trump admits Clinton "should have won" the election.
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I await the day when Trump and his Communications teams actually say the same things.
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Trump must never have watched a police show. Everyone knows the police are allowed to lie to you, even the FBI Director.
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Trump says Comey told him three times Trump was not under investigation. It is a crime for the FBI to inform White House of investigations.
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At least we know RICO would never apply to the Trump campaign. It only applies to organized criminals.
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Hydra are immortal? They should get a recording contract.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
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So Trump thinks Comey was unfair to Hillary even though Trump thinks Comey should have put Hillary in prison?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
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The White House is like "The Apprentice". Every few weeks, Trump tells someone "you're fired."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
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Just because you recuse yourself from the Russian investigation does not mean you can't get rid of the person doing the investigating.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 9
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Maybe Comey was fired for his misstatements. He did tell Trump three times he wasn't under investigation.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 8
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In sum, the book confirms that the secret to gaining great wealth is to be born wealthy.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 6
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I don't know about God, but I know a President who is an "utter manic", "capricious, mean-spirited and stupid".
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I repeat from years ago: Obamacare is like a toy you didn't want. It may not be your favorite but you will hate who tries to take it away.
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Interesting how France suspects the Russians tried to hack their elections yet no one suspect Russians tried that in the U.S.
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Remember, do not get a catastrophic illness unless you can pay for it. You have been warned.
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When foreign elections do not match polls, we presume rigged elections. When US elections do not match polls, we presume pollster error.
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My new screenplay "The Queens Idiots" debuted at #62 in http://amazon.com screenplays. In Trump Era, idiots rule!
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WHAT? A jury convicted someone for laughing at Jeff Sessions for making an incorrect statement? I guess #AttorneyGeneralFeelingsMatter
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As a humorist, I can verify that no one could ever be prosecuting for laughing at me.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 3
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Nancy Pelosi traded Andrew Jackson to Trump in return for Abraham Lincoln.
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I perhaps wouldn't mind that Trump supporters can't take a joke if only they hadn't elected a joke as President. #Colbert
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Attention, George Soros conspiracy theorists. One of his business partners is Jared Kushner.
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If only Andrew Jackson had lived long enough he could have prevented the Civil War by letting the South have all it wanted.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 28
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"I whacked nine of these people. One is a lie. Guess which one."
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If Trump continues never reading anything, there will be no need for a Trump Library.
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Oh, no! United Airlines killed Harvey.
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Scientists can turn skin cells into brain cells. And this is how you create more Republicans.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 25
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I would go on strike if I had a job to strike from.
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Hey, Trump tea partiers: Aren't you glad that health care will allow your rates to go up? At least you won't have Obamacare.
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Morning police chase where police killed driver not even newsworthy by evening news.
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I will be shaken to learn Bill O'Reilly admits he is a serial sexual harasser.
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I promise, if I get 100,000 new followers, I may give one of them $1.
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I received a free drink from a Trump supporter who thought my red Book Festival hat was a Trump hat. I love illiterate Trump supporters.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 24
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Being in outer space reduces vision. Sort of like working in the White House.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 23
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I wonder how Fox would have responded if instead of harassing Gretchen Carlson, Bill O'Reilly had harassed Tucker Carlson.
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Isn't it sad that people have to demonstrate for their desire to state facts?
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Saddened to learn of the passing of Erin Moran, a great friend who told great jokes.
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Why aren't animal rights activists protesting the slaughter of unicorns by Starbucks?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 21
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The Roosevelt Administration respected the legitimacy of Hawaii more than does the Trump Administration.
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FYI: Not only is Hawaii a state, but it is more than one island.
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The White House press corps are fake news. Hawaii is a fake state. World War III will be a fake war.
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Remembering the days when Korea was part of China is like remembering the Bowling Green massacre.
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Trump is close friends with Pavarotti and Frederick Douglass.
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Well, the armada was going in some direction.
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Congressional Republicans trying to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission, which monitors election hacking. Covering their tracks?
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I think I need a new doctor. My current doctor recommended I look into a program called "assisted suicide".
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Of course Trump congratulated Erodgen on his victory. People who win disputed elections stand together.
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Wait. So Trump was wrong when he stated Susan Rice broke the law? I am shocked, shocked that Trump once again is wrong.
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RIP Maggie, the only reason I would visit the Governor's Mansion.
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If Booth had to wait for laughter during one of my performances, Lincoln would have never been assassinated.
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No, i have, not, noticed, that people use, too many, commas.
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The Holocaust: "Never forget." Sean Spicer: "I forgot."
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Please note: According to legal experts, an airlines has a right prevent a passenger to board but not to remove a passenger without cause.
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Trump will appoint Frederick Douglas to research whether Hitler ever used chemical gases on his own residents.
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It is easier to fly out of the recently bombed airport in Syria than to fly out of Atlanta.
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Congratulations to Larry Thomas for his well deserved Best Actor Award for "The Love Suckers" from the New York International Film Festival.
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Well, we can't possibly think about impeaching the President when we are at war in Syria.
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From my book "Political Rules": any supermajority that can be overturned by the majority is not a supermajority. #Gorsuch
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Tim Tebow hit a home run and thought he was born on second.
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Donald Trump Jr. is no longer thinking of running for Mayor; he may run for Governor. Next month, he will probably want to run for President
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I am sure the world's largest Communist leader will be impressed with the American leader's high standard of living.
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Chelsea Clinton picked me for the first question. I got the knack back.
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The Philadelphia guy walking around holding TV is art. The guy running with TV set is a different story.
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OK, Vladamir, we get the UK to leave the EU, then create a crisis over Gibraltar, oh, and get this, we get Trump elected US President.
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My "Phish Out of Water" has fallen to #788 on the Screenwritings chart. I could (not) have been a contender.
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If you buy my new screenplay "Time Again" on http://amazon.com , you always always buy it again another time, and appreciate the irony.
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My new screenplay "Time Again", a critical look at Hollywood, is now available on http://amazon.com . All your cousins want copies.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Mar 31
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I wonder if Donald Trump will offer to testify if granted immunity.
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The 1,000 Russians writing about Hillary was more than the number of American press following Hillary.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Mar 30
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How does Trump want to change libel laws? When it is wrong for the press to print facts about the President?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Mar 29
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PA State Senator claims body heat creates global warning I guess that is why they want fewer funds for heating assistance.
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Remember the days of separate but unequal education by race? Those days are today.
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Trump to sign law allowing Internet providers to search for your social security numbers and history, and then sell this information.
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Fact: US intelligence finds Russia influenced elections. Fact: 64% of Republicans believe they did not. Alternate world.
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Fact: White House officials admit Obama did not surveil Trump. Fact: 74% of Republicans believe he did. Alternate world.
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For the record, yesterday I was bleeding for 5 1/2 hours before I saw a doctor. I have great insurance. US health care: ya gotta love it.