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Trump asked for the baby to be removed from his rally. Security then removed Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 19
Go ahead, Melanie. No one will remember Michelle's speech after so many years.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 18
Eating alone at a restaurant. Waiter asked if I wanted one bill or separate bills. I said separate. I await seeing my separate bills.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 16
"I need TP for my bunghole." And by TP I mean Trump Pence.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
Did Trump use non-profit funds for personal gain? Which is what Chaka Fatta was recently convicted of doing?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
The way to stop illegal drug tunnels and smuggling people in vehicles is not to build a fence.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
No, Trump did not say he would built a wall around Mexico and make Mexico pay for it. Wait, that one might be true.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
No, Muslims have not contributed $250 million to Hillary Clinton's campaign. (Neither candidate has even raised close to that amount.)
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
No, Eric Trump did not say his father would send Mexicans back to Asia.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
No, Obama is not denying Christians the right to pray in public buy letting only Muslims the right to pray in public.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
If you fact checked your re-postings, you might not repost them.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jul 3
If Romney or Reagan had made a small fraction of the mistakes Trump has made, neither would ever have been nominated for President.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 30
If you spend a life texting, what have you done that you possibly spend all your time texting about?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 30
I used to be amazed that people believed zombies are real, until I noticed a society of people walking and texting.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 30
July 4 we celebrate the July 2 Declaration of Independence because then it took two days to announce news. No cable networks back then.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 30
Be proud of who you are, not prouder of who you aren't.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 29
Overheard this: "Isn't it amazing that the triplets all have the same birthday?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 28
If you electrify chocolate, it reduces fat and is still tasty. Do not electrify chocolate on your own. Leave it to professionals.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 27
Secret to best sellers: Use descriptive verbs to characters who are close to each other. Add zombies and werewolves.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 25
Today's helpful hint: When you kill someone and brag about it on Facebook, the police are allowed to consider that as evidence.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 25
I never believed zombies are real until I saw people coming out to vote for Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 24
New British signs: "Keep calm, and now panic."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 24
I am circulating a petition for the US to leave the EU.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 24
"First the UK, now the US. Take back America." This slogan is nonsensical. When did the UK become part of America?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 23
Overheard man say Hillary will raise his taxes and give the money to Blacks and gays, Advised that he should marry a Black man.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 23
Hillary will not be vetting Chaka Fattah.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 23
Make American great again, which will occur with a Trump cable network.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 22
Trump states he can make money running for President. Is he running for President for the right reason?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 22
Reagan would advise Trump to tear down this wall idea.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 22
Rep. Carlos Curbelo is correct. Trump's announcement speech will be him looking at the delegates announcing "you're all fired."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 20
Over 80% favor banning gun sales to people on terrorist list. Now if only they would vote according to their views.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
I could not find Dory but I found Waldo.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
Sports championships are events that decide which city may have a riotous celebration.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
I wonder if LeBron James thinks Red Sox games are fixed.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
Remember back when the Republicans would never nominate anyone who is praised by the Russian Premier?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
Remember, those drugs you are taking were once inside someone's butt or vagina.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
Infiltration, informants, monitoring produces success. Profiling achieves little and harms innocents.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 19
Tom DeLay says God wrote the Constitution. Did heretics write all the amendments?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 18
My condolences to friends and family of Meatloaf whose passing was erroneously printed in print and social media
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 18
How sick does one have to be to claim a mass shooting was staged and fake? Why do people believe zombies are real and shootings are not?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 18
I know people who believe a zombie apocalypse will happen. The scary part is they are voting for Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 18
Friend told she only has a few months to live. Here is hoping for one of those miracles,
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 17
A woman who chooses Coolie over me is probably…a smart woman. Choosing Pee Wee Herman over me is probably a smart move.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 17
Let the dehydrated meatloaf jokes begin….
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 17
"I misspoke when I blamed Obama for the Orlando shootings. I meant to blame Hillary."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 17
Jo Cox shooter had US neo-Nazi ties. I await proposals to ban Americans from entering the UK.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 17
I await proposals to ban lone wolf men from entering the country.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 17
Let me get this straight. You want to ban Muslims from entering yet once a terrorist is in the US, a terrorist may buy as many guns wanted.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 16
Remember, if you do not support Trump, he asks that you keep quiet.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 15
I await a proposal that we build a wall around Florida to keep alligators out. And Cuba will pay for it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 14
A Muslim shoots many people with an assault weapon. The nation debates whether to ban assault weapons or to ban Muslims.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 14
A Muslim uses automatic weapon to kill many. Nation debates whether to ban Muslims or ban automatic weapons.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 12
I wonder how many people praying for victims still would not let them choose the bathroom of their choice?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 11
Remember, Trump says he is the least racist person. Everyone else: you are racists.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 10
A spam message states a total stranger wants to deposit $52 million into my band account. That sounds totally reasonable.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 10
Poll: The Phillie Phanatic defeats Trump. Now if only Hillary could run ahead of Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 10
For those wondering if you will get arrested for peeing on a cop car, the answer is "yes".
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 9
I believe in a country where everyone may have their own uncredited universities.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 9
Calling Trump the emotional equivalent of a three year old is an insult to three year olds.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 7
Graduating from Clown University, unlike Trump University, provides you with a useful skill.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 7
So, the new racism is to call someone a racist for pointing out someone's racism?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 7
My condolences to friends and admirers of Jack Black whose death has been erroneously reported on this Internet fad.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 7
Two Lane is the alternate school to Tulane.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 6
A bribe is a contribution if Trump pays it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 6
"Sure, I was a football star at Trump University."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 6
So the premise here is Latino judges are automatically biased. Does this mean you believe only white judges are unbiased?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 5
I keep awaiting Trump announcing "You idiots, this was only a publicity stunt. You actually bought this?"
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 5
Trump says he loved Muhammad Ali. But he would not let him into this country.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 3
"Look at my African American over here." Does Trump own him?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 3
Does he really think the judicial system works such that someone who criticizes him will go to jail?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 3
So you think the judge is biased because he is not white like you are?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 3
Mary Poppins has swooped down and taken Lin Manuel Miranda away.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 3
My friends say they prefer my hacked Facebook account to my real one.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 2
When is the Trump University class reunion?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 1
Everyone in this restaurant is wearing the exact same shirt, including me. Whoever they are, they probably assume I am one of them.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 1
Wait, the parents were filming their boys as they destroyed art work?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Jun 1
The horses you rode in on are organizing to protest being assaulted.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 31
I await a company producing cans reading "I am moving to Canada if your candidate wins."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 30
Today's advice: Do not poop in your holding cell. The press will love the news and they will spell your name correctly.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 29
I went to see an existential play. It was not there.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 29
What happens if both Presidential nominees are indicated?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 28
Why did I pay ten dollars admission to a free film festival?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 28
Someone pointed at me and said "Look, there is Patrick Duffy, He really let himself go."
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 27
If you have nothing to say, please don't say it.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 26
Among most common Google searches: "How to make a baby?" "How to make meth?" I guess the young want to make something.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 26
Hospital profits are up, their number of charitable cases are down. How do you think they increased profits?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 26
If your hospital is making 10% profit it is not a charity.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 26
Only in the USA would a capitalist demand $10 million to debate a socialist.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 26
Amtrak advises against taking selfless of trains about to run you over. The lighting usually is quite bad.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 23
Trump to Muslims: I do not want you in the USA, but if you are already here, I want you to vote for me.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 21
How high do you have to be to have your girlfriend overdose and you not notice for several days?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 19
I am off to count the number of racial minority people on Trump's list of potential Supreme Court nominees.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 19
So you think Hillary is too old to be President, so you support Trump, who is two years older than is Hillary.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
The Cubs have the best record in baseball. Trump could be elected President. When did I die and what dimension is this?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
Scientists find that penis size has no correlation to the size of any other body part; to the happiness of many small footed or hands men.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
Today's helpful hint If you are an FBI informant, do not defraud the FBI using their money.They may find out and they may be upset.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
Capitol webcam falcon is sociopath: feeds 3 of her children to the 4th. "Never seen before" activity. Webcams drives any family crazy.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
Scientists discovered 100 Earth sized planets. But enough about your mother and her friends….
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 10
Where in international law does one country make another country build and pay for a wall?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 8
Anyone else notice that the only person stating a wish to be Trump's running mate is Sarah Palin?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 7
Obviously anyone writing about Economics on an airplane must be a terrorist.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 7
The most connected I am with people on social media, the less connected I feel I am with people.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 5
One person has been arrested for loud sex in Pennsylvania. (Was she alone?) Everyone else in Pennsylvania has sex quietly.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 4
We now live in an era where reality shows are scripted and political candidates are not.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit May 3
Trump tries to link Ted Cruz's family to JFK's assassination? I am only surprised he did not try and link it to Hillary.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 30
Del Taco fires rude server. Thousands of New York City waiters are totally confused by this move.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 28
I remember when praise from the Russian Prime Minister would have been the kiss of death to a Republican Presidential candidate.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 28
If is not nice for Democrats to call Cruz Lucifer. Oh wait, that was not Democrats?
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 27
Of course. Cruz-Fiorina. Now people will not vote for Trump.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 27
John McCain's fundraiser arrested for having a meth lab. Well, that is one way to raise political funds.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 27
Of course my cousin will move to Canada if Trump is elected President. That is to where all the industry jobs are already moving.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 25
Congratulations to Harris Wofford on doing what he wishes to do.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 22
Never met Prince yet my mother did. So sad. Did meet Chyna which is another shock. Too many die too young.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 20
Kasich: You do not eat pizza with a knife and fork. You eat candy bars with a knife and fork.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 19
P.S. For those who do not follow politics and think I make this stuff up. No, this stuff writes itself.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 19
Cruz has reversed his position on dildos, which frankly I believe is his private right.
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Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit Apr 19
TSA did not find 67 of 70 test weapons. They will find your small shampoo bottle but not an actual gun. For this we wait two hours.