Gems from that Media Replacing Facebook

If there is a War on Whites as one member of Congress claims, I have this report: Whites are winning.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  22h
Yes, Robert Kennedy Jr. and Cheryl Hines is one of those marriages where they both "married up".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  22h
How does a donut place in Philly rate as serving the best chicken? Doesn't that now make the place a chicken place?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 3
Cheryl Hines marrying Robert Kennedy, Jr. is one of those rare marriages where I could high five both of them.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 2
Art from 10,000 years ago is of extra-terrestials? Maybe there were abstract artists or they used their imaginations or they drew badly?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 2
WalMart ice cream sandwiches will not melt. The whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa is safe with them.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 2
Although, if the quality of your drugs is insufficient, that is an acceptable reason to call the police.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 2
What idiots call the police when Facebook is down? Only call the police in emergencies, and when Twitter is down.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 1
My condolences to friends and family of Hulk Hogan's whose death has been incorrectly reported on Twitter. #RIPHulkHogan
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 1
Realtors are at a loss to explain sharp decline in river view properties. In other news, Joe Biden likes to skinny-dip.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 1
Wall Street Accounting #BadHogwartsClasses
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Aug 1
Congressional Republican Science #BadHogwartsClasses
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
Somehow the news the CIA used repetitions of a Britney Spears song for torture interrogations does not surprise me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
Dear Paul Ryan: Yes, preventing the world from ending for all humanity is just an excuse for raising taxes.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
Dear ignorance: "To" and "two" are homophones, not what you think Teletubbies are.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
The eacher fired for writing about homophones may be the first case of homophone-bia, excepting students having to learn about homophones.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
I missed Sharknado 2 last night. I also missed driving a nail in my forehead last night.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
ESPN: The leading network for advice on couples relationships since never.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 31
#WomenAgainstFeminism is like #PeopleAgainstReality
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 30
Turkish Deputy Prime Minister says women should not laugh in public. At last, a place I am welcome to do stand up comedy.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 28
" Pizza vending machines are coming to the USA" does not immediately strike me as an improvement to our lives.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 28
If anyone sees a North Korean nuclear missile flying over them, please notify someone. Do not assume someone else will do it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 27
For those who believe they saw mermaids: Where were the mermanservants?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 27
Whose religion is it that it denies letting Aertha Franklin sit in a food court?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 26
Whey do we keep out people who want to come to our country to work and the let corporations take their profits outside this country?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 26
If both sides target civilians, neither side is correct. Sorry, no punchline here.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 26
If I could marry a corporation I would love to be Mr. Haliburton We could commit any crime we want in Iraq and we could never be prosecuted,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 26
If a corporation is a person, then why can't I marry one?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 25
Impeach Obama: At last something House Speaker John Boehner and Senate President Joe Biden can work on together.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 25
Impeach Obama? He was bugging the Democratic National Committee, not planting a bug on them!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 25
I hate it every time my old high school science teacher wants to get together to cook some meth.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 24
Trivia: Charlie Manson's Facebook page has over 67,000 likes. That's like 67,000 more than I have.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 24
"So that's Paris Hilton and her dog. So which one of them is named Paris?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 24
I have no problem with Justin Bieber being in a wheelchair. I do have a problem with his not needing to be in a wheelchair.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 18
There is a Political Action Committee named Americans for Intercourse. I wonder who their opposition is.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 18
Sad to hear of the passing of Don Matheson. A great guy whose works shall live on.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 12
To the idiots who thought Steven Spielberg killed a dinosaur: they died out 3,000 years ago shortly after the universe began.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 11
Republicans booked Cleveland for the 2016 convention assuming Cavaliers won't need the center for post-season play. LeBron has other plans.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 11
I am shocked. Study finds over half of comments by Fox News guests are false. I guess they have more integrity than I thought,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 11
Harvard study: Liberals have more sex. Well, that explains why so many conservatives are so uptight.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
At least Warren Harding never sent his mistress a photograph of his wiener.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
"You know, I can pass on the Soylent Green." #foodiefiction
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
"As God is my witness, I will never be hungry again." #foodiefiction (Doesn't need any changing.)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
"Go, ahead, make my daily special." #foodiefiction
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
"Fish are food, not friends." from "Found Nemo, RIP #foodiefiction
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
"I am Spartacus, and I will be your waiter." #foodiefiction
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
Kentucky Fried Movie #foodiefiction (Doesn't even need a name change.)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
Scientists state Earth's magnetic field may be beginning to flip. The Mayans may have been right after all, just a few years off.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 10
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road owed it money and wouldn't pay it back.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 9
The estate of John Wayne is suing Duke University over the use of the name "Duke". Duke Power has no comment.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 8
Crumbs has closed. It seems a business can not survive on just crumbs.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 8
Lobbyists spend more money on Congress than Congress spends on itself. Why don't the lobbyists just buy Congress? Oh, wait...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 8
The Republican National Convention will be in Cleveland. Delegates will be offered tours of the Turn That Music Down Hall of Fame.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 8
The Republican National Convention will be in Cleveland. Plans for LeBron James to be the keystone speaker are being reconsidered.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 8
I never use dating sites. I figure any site that would let a woman date me has to be a rip-off company.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 8
Today is Global Forgiveness Day. I don't know what my globe does that requires forgiveness, yet I forgive it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 7
Curse stated by the young: "I hope you die, and that you stay dead."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 7
Why did John first share a writing credit with Paul McCartney on "Give Peace a Chance"?  #yokoQandA
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 6
How can today be #NationalKissingDay when all I've seen all day are people's butts?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 5
"Sure, I'd love to write for Vogue. I've never read an issue. Is it an automotive magazine?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
Ever since I mentioned the Mets and Phillies on Facebook, Facebook has been showing me anti-depressant ads.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
What is the difference between a military person and an advisor when the only advise the advisor has been prepared to give is to shoot?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
Where does it advise that, when photographing a complete stranger objecting to be photographed, that the correct response is racist remarks?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
"The first 4th of July Fireworks in Philadelphia used 13 fireworks, one for each state." "I don't understand, why didn't they set off 50?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
Enjoy your freedom of sitting on a couch drinking beer, because had the British won, they would have banned that stuff.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
What would have happened if we lost the Revolutionary War? How the bloody hell am I supposed to know, mate?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
July 3, 1776 was the day the delegates woke up drunk and asked each other "dudes, do we do last night what I think we did?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
Why do we never recognize July 3rd, the day people were hard at work at the print shop making copies of the Declaration of Independence?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 4
Happy celebrating the 4th of July for a declaration that happened on July 2, 1776.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 3
Exactly what is the name of a religion that believes that white wait servers should not serve African American customers?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 2
Burger King is now selling gay hamburgers. How can they tell is a cow is gay?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 2
So I am hiking through the desert and I fall into a pool. What idiot puts a pool in the middle of a desert
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 2
Wait, Evan Longario and Eva Longario are two different people? I just presumed the cross dresser was a good baseball player.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 1
The Washington Redskins should change their name to the Washington Canucks.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 1
More Hobby Lobby employees are going to find themselves in the hospital's Hubby Lobby.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 1
I just got a new job. I sell condoms from the back of a truck to Hobby Lobby employees,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jul 1
If Hobby Lobby has religious freedom, may I go there and engage in public prayer?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
Trust in Congress is now down to 7% of the public surveyed. More people trust Bernie Madoff than Congress.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
You know, if Rob Ford weren't a real person, he'd make a great fictional character.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
Great, now what am I supposed to do with this warehouse full of Hobby Lobby condoms?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
Chair of Mississippi College Republicans resigns and becomes a Democrat. It is good to know there is value in a Mississippi education.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
Why, yes, I am employed. I work at Hobby Lobby. #badpickuplines
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
61% support the Supreme Court decision on contraceptives while 66% oppose the decision. Which really means the public does not understand it
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
I love how the Kid's Page pre-printed a highlight for children to want to emulate Louis Suarez when they grow up. Biting journalism.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 30
Unions and contraceptions both lost today. Get ready for a larger emerging generation of non-union workers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 29
Meschach Taylor was a great talent. It is sad that he is gone. He leaves great works behind. It is our loss we did not get more.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 29
I read that sniffing rosemary increased memory. I tried sniffing rosemary but she keeps slapping my face.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 28
Republican State House candidates declares that Obamacare causes cancer. Drat that Obama and his radioactive paperwork.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 28
Does a bear poop in the woods? Does an EPA employee poop in the hallway?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 28
Suarz: His shoulder fell into my teeth. Member of Congress: Her vagina fell on top of my penis.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 28
Facebook announces that the Archduke of Austria was assassinated 100 hearts ago. And Facebook waited until now to tell us?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 28
Interesting how an http://amazon.com  order would not process. Now that it will process, the price has increased. How coincidental.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 27
"Vote for me, not my dead opponent who, oops, never mind."This is not the best political slogan.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 27
My condolences to friends and family of U.S.  Frank Lucas whose death was incorrectly reported by his opponent. I believe that's a first.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 27
Oh, you wanted "head shot" photos, not "shot head" photos. Please ignore the photos I sent.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 26
My great grandfather was born in the USA, and I watched soccer only to piss off Ann Coulter.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 26
Hey, I've been accepted to be included in a Who's Who. All I need to do is send them a bio and my bank account password.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 26
Spoiler alert: My twitter character will eventually die.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 26
Yes, I already know where I will spend eternity: In line at the Motor Vehicles Department.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 25
It is time to take arms to defend our right to view James Franco movies.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
So soccer is a sport you can sink your teeth into.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
Bobby Jindal calls for a "hostile takeover" of government. If he said that in the 1960s, the FBI would follow his every move.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
It finally happened! An ad is running accusing an incumbent of "indecent things" with animals. I await seeing the incumbent deny it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
To the physicist who calculated that the universe should not exist: I guess you're wrong.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
"This isn't something you see everyday", said the obvious police officer responding to a man who fell through a wood chipper.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
How can the Sandusky report conclude there were no improper delays but there were inexplicable delays?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
Wait, you can't use Port Authority bonds to repair non-authority roads? Well, close my lane and call me Christie.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
Remember, money earned from books and speaking engagements is wrong. Money earned fleecing the public is good. That's how politics works.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 24
Yes, my cousin is proud his tweet made one of the top 10 worst tweets of all time.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Washington will change the name of its team from the Redskins to the Fighting Irish Canucks.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Revolution Number Eight Days a Week #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
You're Mother Should Know She's Leaving Home for Strawberry Fields Forever #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
While My Guitar Gently Weeps, declared a religious miracle. #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Let It Be Bad to Me #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Helter Skelter, a Subliminal Message to Start a Cult #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Why Don't We Do It in the Road where you can Please Please Me #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Hey Bullfrog, You've Got to Hide Your Love Away in an Octopus's Garden #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Rusted Yellow Submarine #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Yesterday, When I Was 64 #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Blogger Writer #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Help! I have a primary against a Tea Party challenger. #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
A Hard Day's Night Leads to Morning Wood #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Tragical History Tour (of battlefields of Polish defeats) #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
I Saw Her Standing There (With Her Pimp) #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
I Want to Bite Your Hand #BadBeatlesSongs
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 19
Washington is two thousands pounds of laundry.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 18
Dr. Oz states that reading my tweets will cause weight loss. #DrOz
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 18
When the Reskiins change their name to Braveheart, watch for courts to declare the name disparaging to Mel Gibson.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 18
House Republicans say they have the votes to impeach Obama. Biden seen in Oval Office measuring curtains.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 17
I got a "665" tattoo. Even as a bad boy, I am an underachiever.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 17
The Saturn moon Titan smells like farts and gasoline. So there is a place that can uphold human life, at least for men.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 17
So it would cost $10 million to get rid of the rape kit backlog. Of course, we have a corporate tax break that is much more important.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 16
ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU! ASU! (I am dyslexic.) #WorldCup #WorldCup2014
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 16
I am glad to be able to note I was in a TV show years ago with one of the greats, Tony Gywnn. It is sad to see him gone.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 16
Hacker threatening to expose Pizza Hut customer database. All you extra anchovy lovers, prepare to have your secret known.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 15
Not one person wished me a happy father's day. I guess that is what comes when you have no children.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 15
How can I already have messages on sites to which I don't belong? Either spam, or messages from time travelers. I wonder which it is.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 15
And taking the number one spot this week in celebrity deaths...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 15
So a spur is able to withstand a lot of heat.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 15
"Happy Father's Day to my dad who changed sex, stole my wife, and married her." Soon to be a new country hit.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 15
Whose your daddy? Wish him a Happy Daddy's Day.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 14
If you want to get sober, do it. May not be easy. Might be easy, Just keep at it and you'll get there. Give up and you  won't.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 14
I see the World Cup is different from the World Series. It is not just U.S. cities and one Canadian city. #WorldCup #WorldCup2014
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 14
Hey, does anyone really need a real college degree to be a Dean at MIT?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 13
#WorldCup sounds like something a giant would say, "Fee FIFA fo fum, I smell the blood of a (losing team)."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 13
Why is #WorldCupCondoms  trending? What? Are they made from used soccer balls?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 13
What does the World Cup have that Congressional Republicans dont? Goals. #WorldCup #WorldCup2014
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 13
http://Speaker.com  is like a cronut: For cronies who take care of their nut cases.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 13
Carla Laemmle, first to speak in a horror "talkie",  was a wonderful person and a part of movie history. We shall miss her.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
The World Cup is when the entire world pees into one cup. #FakeWorldCupFacts
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
The U.S. has a chance of winning the World Cup. #FakeWorldCupFacts
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
People in Brazil speak a weird dialect of Spanish. #FakeWorldCupFacts
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
The World Cup was augmented to increase its cup size. #FakeWorldCupFacts
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
Anyone else hoping Rick Perry gets drunk and becomes gay?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
The fact New York City will hold hearings on working conditions on reality shows gives me an idea for a reality show on public hearings.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
I hope Earth wins this World Cup thing.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
So your Mayor throws dog poop onto your yard. My Mayor poops on mine.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 12
I hate every time I spend $200,000 at a strip club and I don't even remember being there.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 11
When the revolution to remove all commie lefties begins, it will start with removing Eric Cantor. #EricCantor
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 10
Of course, the Peace and Freedom Party fundraising lags a bit behind.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 10
Even though big contributors are giving more to Republican majority. US House Democrats raising even more money: From small contributors.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 10
Someday plays, books, and movies about different kinds of sexuality will no longer win awards, because the reaction will be "so what?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 9
Congratulations to the Tony Awards for recognizing a behind the scene political drama that changes society is good. Congrats Brian Cranston.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 9
Why do they call it the Tony Awards when none of the winners are named Tony? #TonyAwards
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 9
Higgledly Pigledy Poe. What did Edgar Allen sew? A bullet proof vest for a raven, Who will definitely need savin', Hunted by ones in a haven
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 9
The new Miss America answers policy questions better than do most Republian candidates.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 9
"Yo Adrian, it turns out her name is Idina Menzel." #TonyAwards
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 7
I heard a Texas Republican just say "I am not against gays, but they need reparative therapy."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 7
Texas GOP puts "reparative therapy" in their platform. I am glad they recognize that one needs reparative therapy to stop being Republican.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 7
I note most racist comments begin with "I am not a racist, but…"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 6
If you are taking the Facebook poll "How will you die?", I can tell that you will die from obesity from spending too much time on Facebook.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 6
I alway put that I worked at the CIA on my resume. Even when they deny it you just wink at your employer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 6
"Welcome to the neighborhood, Mr. Manson. And, you said your first name is Charlie?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 6
I hate it every time STD tests are publicly posted along with "Hey, dummy, you're still  a virgin."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 6
New Facebook feature tells me my next intern listened to "Psycho Killer" for eight hours straight.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 6
I tried to build a Lego statute of you yet it kept falling over drunk.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 4
He believes global warming is caused by elves baking in trees.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 3
The Secret Service wants software that detects sarcasm. Yeah, well, good luck with that you drunk johns.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 3
Ghengas Khan appeared in the original "Star Trek" series. #OMGFacts
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 3
Ghengas Khan founded the Architectural Research Group. #OMGFacts
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  Jun 1
"Naked as a jay bird." When did jay birds start wearing less clothing than other birds?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 31
Remember, GOP libertarians believe in total freedom for all men. Men. Period.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 30
Sorry for typos. English is my second language. I have no first language.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 30
What are your thoughts on #YesAllWomen ? #yokoQandA
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 30
Paul McCartney should learn to just never go to Japan.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 29
If I only had two billion dollars for every time I said something stupid...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 29
Kat. K-a-t. Kat. #SpellingBee #SpellingBeeCompetition
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 29
Here is your punishment. Now just take the $2 billion and leave. #Clippers
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 29
Seriously? Please do not leave your truck parked on railroad tracks while you go ask directions. Now it is not going anywhere.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 29
How can CNN do a series on the Sixties? No one that was there remembers it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 28
My condolences to friends and family of Lou Ferrigno, whose death was falsely reported earlier today. #louferrigno
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 28
For those of you hailing that Maya Angelou was a gun owner: you know, she also did some writing.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 27
You are more apt to be killed by a vending machine than by a shark. Especially if the shark attacks you with a vending machine.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 27
If the courts rule against unions soon, forget about the wealthy having most of the wealth. Worry about the wealthy getting even wealthier.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
Rep. Mike Fleck is not only the first gay Penna. legislator yet a rare unopposed incumbent to lose: Anti-gay Republican write-ins won,.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
Sen. John Eichelberger (R)  says he knew Rep. Mike Fleck (R) is gay but that Fleck shouldn't have come out. Republicans don't like truths.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
If you believe the economic grows faster when the wealthy sit on their money, you probably will love the "trickle down" theory.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
How hard is it to understand that lower incomes have larger multiplier effects in spending money faster so economic development increases?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
Remember to always clearly identify who is the secret CIA station chief when inviting them over for dinner.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
Sadly, recent news further stigmatizes those with intellectual disabilities, who are more apt to be victimized by those who don't understand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
"Yahoo" running "What kind of men does a woman want?" along with story that  women don't want to date sociopathic pre-multiple killers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
No, those "Hollywood Welcomes Abortion Barbie" posters are not meant for you.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 26
I am having troubles finding a roofer whose ankle bracelet lets the roofer reach where I live.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 25
There is a 50 mile stretch of Yellowstone National Park in Utah where no one lives to form a jury. My friends insist on taking me there.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 25
Remember, if you drug and rape your wife against your will, you may get 20 years in prison. Correction, you may get no time in prison.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 24
The Redskins could change their name to something even more offensive, such as Senators.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 24
When told I am on IMDB, I asked what the side effects are and how long will it last.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 24
I live at that point that no one likes: too kinky for vanilla yet not kinky enough for the non-vanilla.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 23
There was a naked guy arrested at the White House, and for once it was not a former President.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky @SexiestLyingWit  ·  May 23
A politician is someone who supports harsher penalties for doing something the politician wants legalized.
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