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Are people in Colorado too stoned to realize the usefulness of gun laws?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3h
Notice how no one in "Sons of Anarchy" goes to couples therapy. #SOAFX
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3h
News that men with smaller penises spend more time with their children was not the best way to get more men to spend time with their kids.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4h
It's only been the first week of play, and already Los Angeles is eliminated from going to the Super Bowl.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4h
New York Giants decide "you know, maybe we need a running back."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4h
I just hope "Sons of Anarchy" doesn't kill off Lady Sybil. #SOAFX
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5h
One site states Irish men are the worst lovers. Another states porn stars rates Irish men as best lovers. Maybe Irish are just into porn.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5h
@geneweingarten I shall try. Let's see if I get something by her. I guess what day is best to commit stock fraud is too obvious....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5h
@sutterink Do you have any plans if the President blames MC clubs for selling Middle East weapons?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6h
@geneweingarten She screens and chooses questions. You should see what she rejected from me. Maybe there is no such thing as Uranus rising.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13h
@KimJungUn If you don't give your people more freedoms, we will keep sending you Dennis Rodman.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 13h
@sutterink Well, each Commissioner fines at an average rate of...oh, wait, you meant fine for the "word".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 14h
OK, I could be wrong here, but I suspect George Zimmerman might possibly have anger management issues.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Sep
"Batwoman" will not allow a lesbian marriage Sorry, Batman and Robin, but your time may have to wait a bit longer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Sep
@carolLUSH Thank you for the favorite. I would love to read JT's and Jax's journals.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Sep
@sutterink Are the JT journals going to be written and published?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 9 Sep
@LadyGrew Not until all of Pussy Riot have all been released from prison for over a year may the woman may say they as "so last year".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Sep
During an emergency landing, I think it is beyond rude when the person in front of you refuses to bring his seat forward.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 Sep
Well, for someone who has been in three emergency landings, let's see if I can survive a fourth. If not, remember me, the faceless Tweeter.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
Has anyone seen BabySexiestLyingWit while I've been on this computer for the last hour? How far can babies crawl? #BabySexistLyingWit
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
BabySexiestLyingWit can't crawl yet but already has an application for private elementary school and Harvard. #BabySexiestLyingWit
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
BabySexistLyingWit eyeing the dog. Not falling for it, it's you, the baby, I smell. #BabySexiestLyingWit
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
BabySexiestLyingWit just said "ahmalama" because he is too young to talk. #BabySexiestLyingWit
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
If you have a Twitter account in your baby's name, you are spending too much time on the computer and not enough time with your baby.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
I could never be in that "50 Shades" movie. I can't even wrap Christmas presents right.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
If Britain is behind the chemical warfare, I say we invade England, dethrone their Queen, and install democracy there.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
Wait, Britain sold Syria the chemical warfare? I thought only the USA was allowed to do things like that.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
@scottwerner Thank you. Now that Ariel Castro of Ohio has died, may we now normalize relations with Ohio?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
I have no opinion on Ben Affleck being cast in "50 Shades of Grey".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
Now that Ariel Castro has died, may we now normalize relations with Cuba?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 Sep
So, when you are testing coffee beans to see if some animal pooped them out, are you rooting for them to have been pooped, or not?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
Gone from frequently meeting people whose sisters dated Bob Dylan to meeting people whose great aunts dated Bob Dylan.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@MonicaHesse While McCain plays poker on his iPhone during Syria hearings, Obama plays poker with the world.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@petridishes Mayor Stubbs was obviously a victim of an international conspiracy. I would be questioning Russian Wolfhounds right about now.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
Anyone remember back when Dianne Feinstein and Al Franken were considered liberals?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
"There will be no boots on the ground." He didn't say anything about them wearing bedroom slippers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@petridishes Remind Dennis Rodman that Kim Jung Un may have executed his girlfriend. Is he sure he still wants to be friends with him?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@petridishes Maybe Dennis Rodman likes despots. Get out your "50 Shades of Gray" book and reverse roles.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@thebobbieoliver I am not an expert here. Avoid people sending cash payment in dimes and nickels.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@thebobbieoliver I have been telling people for years that Pay Pal is not that easy site it claims. It is not your pal and you will pay.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@geneweingarten How much money can I get to promise not to fart on an airplane?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
Did Diana Nyad take a rum ham with her?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 Sep
@petridishes Dennis, be careful. I hear she read that "50 Shades of Vincent Gray" book. Who knows what immoral ideas she picked up from Gray
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
"All the news that fits" is now Facebook, where people may fit as much as they want.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
@thebobbieoliver Thank you for the favorite. I was glad to be told something we wrote together 39 years ago remains a favorite piece.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
Time eradicates all the great loves, Love is for the present.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
One of the great wits I ever met loved to jump on commuter trains and ride them. He was a wit who died way too young falling off a train.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
Wow, medieval serfs had more time off than we do today. History will judge us as they real servant generation. Happy Labor Day.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
@sutterink Did you receive my comment on your blog? If not, I congratulate you on excellent work. For the challenge, I hope you will drop by
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
I have reached the stage that I need to rest before I can go to sleep.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
Tommy Morrison was one of the good people to have known. Tommy, you were great as your work.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
@one_time_tweet Thank you for favoring a tweet, It was a shy tweet and feared no one would notice it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
@Virdinpvvv Thank you. As a 80 pound anorexic I would love to lose 23 pounds in 26 days.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
Muscat Love in Heat #RejectedYankeeCandles
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
New York Yankees Locker Room #RejectedYankeeCandles
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
Christmas Trees in February #RejectedYankeeCandles
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
New York Subway Station Supreme #RejectedYankeeCandles
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 Sep
@Rinangnp Thank you for the link. Since I don't know you  I didn't click it. But I appreciate your thinking of me among others.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Sep
Can you be a good Christian if you believe "let Allah sort it out", because doesn't that mean you believe there are two distinct Gods?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Sep
I have reached that stage in life where I need to wear glasses in order to find where I put my glasses.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 Sep
My condolences to supporters of Nelson Mandela on the mistaken Internet belief he died.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Aug
"I don't believe you can tell a what kind a person he is by the kind of wine he drinks" said they guy sipping with a straw from a boxed wine
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Aug
LBJ would have been one of our greatest Presidents had it not been for Vietnam. History often repeats. Sorry, did I write that out loud?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 31 Aug
To the person selling chocolate covered bananas out of his car: You are supposed to peel the bananas.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
Soon it will change from "all the men out there are married or gay" to just "all the men out there are gay."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
Facial recognition data means what some most feared: TMZ will be able to find out who got plastic surgery.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
The rise of the Krispy Kreme Cronut confirms we are a commercialized society.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
Has the era of insult joke comedy fallen and now replaced by the era of foul language joke comedy? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
Kim Jong Un: Worst Concert Attendee Ever.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
Creating element 115 is huge: Comic com nerds won't stop yapping about it for months.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
"It is easier to fight for your principles than it is to live them." AES. During Civil War, cotton trade continued between North and South.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
South Carolina wins. Everyone in North Carolina is now required to live their lives in total shame.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
On the Internet, no one knows you are a dog. Yet people will quickly figure out if you are an idiot.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Aug
If you turn down a speaking invitation, don't then claim you were never invited. Sorry, Fox News, I forgot facts are too hard for you.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
@TheFix @FixSean Henry Scoop Jackson, Tricky Dick Nixon, Tippecanoe William Henry Harrison, Boss William Daley, Arnolld Gubernator
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
Kim Jong Un just won Worst Boyfriend Ever
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
Sorry for the previous tweet. I do not mean to take too much time from the Miley Cyrus discussions.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
Is there anything more American than getting having people killed in war in a foreign country where our presence is a detriment?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
If I make the Trump University football team, they suspend you if you don't charge for autographs.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
How is it my old Twitter account I haven't used in a year and a half gets more new followers than my active account?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Aug
Turns out I did not graduate from Trump University after all. I flunked the final.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
This is magic: Whisky turns into bourbon when it goes into Kentucky.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
She wrote all she could find in Georgia were guns, uncontested divorces, and strippers. What was she looking for?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
OK, time to remove my teaching at Trump University from my resume....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
It is against college rules to "douse freshmen with urine", which is something most upperclassmen didn't think of until they read that.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
Now trending: #HappyHumpDay would be a #BadStripClubNames
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
I love how Twitter automatically adds an accent to some words It makes me appear less dumber than I is.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
If you were shocked by Miley Cyrus, you should have seen how risqué Elvis was in 1955
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Aug
@SallyMullins1 Glad to do the kickstart. Although I must admit I do not remember buying you a motorcycle part.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
Rick Perry is running for President, and will go to Iowa, New Hampshire, and that other state he is trying to think of.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
For the next year, "Girls Gone Wild" will instead be filming "Guys Gone Wild."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
@SallyMullins1 See what happens when you wear the right shade of blue in front of a green screen
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
@socueme Thank you for retweeting the tweet about running. You have helped it run even further.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
Shortest sound bite competitions #DCOlmpicEvents
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
Running for office #DCOlympicEvents
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
Retirement Home Follies #BadStripClubNames
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
The Hanging Chads #BadStripClubNames
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
Miley Cyrus's Teddy Bears #BadStripClubNames
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
@RSt3w4rtW Thank you for favoring a tweet. Mother always liked that tweet better.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Aug
@jaxcqxln Thank you for the favorite. The tweet's self esteem has improved enough that it got dressed and went out of the house.
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