A Tent So Big It Could Cover Texas

On an airplane flight, a proud Texas was sitting in the window seat and telling the man in the middle seat how great Texans are. They earn the most money, have the biggest cattle, drill the most oil, and own the largest homes of anyone in any other state. The Texan was so proud of Texas that he calculated when the plan would begin flying over Texas so he would beam out and watch his beloved Texas from the sky. It was about time for the plane to fly over Texas, but he wasn’t sure from the plane if the plane had reached Texas or if it was still over New Mexico.

A man resting his eyes this entire time in the aisle seat responded “we’re over Texas”.

The man in the middle seat was amazed. “How can you tell without even looking out the window that we’re over Texas?”

The guy seated in the aisle seat responded “because even at 30,000 feet, I can smell the bullshit.”

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Michael Steele wishes to build a bigger tent for the Republican Party. Although I don’t know why he needs a better tent to cover fewer people.