Isn't Alaska in South America?

Sarah Palin stated one Halloween she once dressed up as Tina Fey. She worked on that costume for weeks.

John McCain appeared confused and seemed to think Spain was in South America. That’s only because the maps he remembers were from before South American countries once their independence from Spain.

Someone broke into Sarah Palin’s email account. Aides became suspicious when her emails began becoming comprehendible.

You Had a Right to Remain Silent

Happy Constitution Day. One half of Fox TV viewers can not name more than five rights protected by the Constitution. That is because Fox only supports their being five freedoms.

The difference between an architect and an abstract painter often is the consumption of a six pack.

Life is over when you can no longer poop. A child’s insight that one understands when old.