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Baseball All Star balloting encourages "stuffing the ballot". Does this teach kids at an early day how to work in politics?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1h
Why are so many Americans celebrating Mexico's victory over the French? Do we hate the French that much?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1h
For the first time ever, the SEC charged an entire city with securities fraud. Harrisburg: We're so corrupt, we're all corrupt.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1h
@geneweingarten Is this OK?: Sexual assault prevention officer charged with sexual assault. If guilty, at least he stayed within his field?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2h
At her age, she is no longer responsible nor necessarily agrees with her own comments.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2h
Reality are those moments between delusions when things appear quite different,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 6h
OK, I take it back. I may not have a flying skateboard, but soon I may have this: http://terrafugia.com
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23h
How many people have dreamed of being the first 200 pound jockey to win the Kentucky Derby?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 May
To the actress who wants to rebrand herself: No, that's not what they mean. Put that hot iron stick down.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 5 May
George W. Bush must have had the worst advisors since Ramses.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
Best way to pass immigration reform: Announce that most alien residents have joined the NRA.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
May the force be with you, said the dictator to his subjects.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
Instead of putting your pet down, see if medical marijuana will ease the pain. Yet another fun thing to do with your pet!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
How come no one brought up the issue of Darth Vader's back child support?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
See, you allow gay marriage and now Star Wars brothers and sisters are dating.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
OK, so an illegal resident should not have the right to be treated for illness or injury but should have the right to buy any gun unchecked?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
#HappyStarWarsDay May the force of mass marketing that convinces you to buy more products you never take out of the packages be with you.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
#HappyStarWarsDay If you are not a supporter of Star Wars Day, then you should move out of this galaxy.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
@geneweingarten I wrote you in for Twitter King versus Rob Delaney at http://tradiov.com  as I believe you will be the harsh king we need
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 4 May
@thebobbieoliver I DID write you in for Twitter Queen at http://tradiov.com . Write in Bobbie Oliver. Strom Thurmond once won a write-in!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@RedAnneBolynn I am sure you would make a good Queen, although it is hard to get through the primaries and caucuses.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
For those who paid money to see my arrest record and found out I've never been arrested: Ha, ha, you should have tried "Reese Witherspoon".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
Am I missing something because I didn't watch "Scancal?"  #AskScandal
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@ReeseWitherspoon Yes, American citizens can be arrested. Just in case you were wondering. I guess you found that out. Hello, TMZ.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@RedAnneBolynn Thank you for the retweet. "Ann" is great and is supports tweeting and, I retweet myself, retweeting.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@WTBuster Thank you for the favorite. While my other tweets are jealous, I am glad you like my praise for the great show "Ann".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@HollandTaylor I sincerely love "Ann". Ann Richards was great and you have brought back her memory in an excellent presentation. Thank you.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
Now trending: If he would qualify to run, I would put my money on #ItronMan3 to win the #KentuckyDerby
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@HollandTaylor Your show is fantastic, funny, insightful, well researched and expertly written. I strongly urge my one follower to go see it
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@HollandTaylor In the middle of your show, has anyone ever asked "where are the singing orphans?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
@ANKirschner Thank you for the re-tweet. I re-resepct you for that.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
OK, who threw virtual underwear at Gene Weingarten? Look, now he's wearing them! @geneweingarten
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
Yes, there are heterosexuals who defends gay marriage and gay rights. I'll give you time to let this sink in. Take all the time you need.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
I was going to ask the seller of "boneless bananas" to show me what a banana looks like that has been boned. Then I thought better of that.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
Things aren't working out between me and Martha S. She is considering dating over 1,000 others. That's just greedy.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
So Jason Collins was once engaged to a woman. Imagine that, a gay guy marrying a woman. I am sure he would have been the first.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
Now trending: #IWishIWas an Oscar Mayer #AnthonyWeiner
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 3 May
I wonder at what point animals 3 and 4 on Noah's arc realized they were going to become food?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
#IfIWasJustinBieber I would be an attorney in Philadelphia with the same name as the singer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
I wonder how psychologically Isaac felt after Abraham took him to be sacrificed. They had to have caused some relationship problems.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
Although a Biblical name, one doesn't find many guys named Calaphas these days.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
Terrorist cells are in groups of71.That way each can eventually be together with 70 virgins.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
For those paying money to see my arrest record: Ha, ha. I have never been arrested.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
Now trending: #EveryoneInTheHoodHasSeen #ThingsNotToDoWhilePregnant
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
Anyone else think that by now that Captain America should finally be promoted to Major?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
"Captain America" to begin filming in DC. Someone please explain to Rush this film is not about him.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
Political news flash: Anthony Weiner has offered to debate Amanda Bynes.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
A Constitutional scholar argues a person born of 1 citizen in a foreign country, but not a person born of 2 citizens in Hawaii, can be Pres.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
@AnthonyWeiner What is in that photo you tweeted me? I can't tell what it is, it is so small.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 2 May
Has anyone dated both identical twins and found it hard to keep straight which one said what to you?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 May
Rivera had the most saves in April ever in his career. Now what is this about thinking its time he retires?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 May
Ozzy Osborne has finally left the White House Correspondents Dinner room. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 May
Now that it has happened in professional sports, I am certain that someday an actor will publicly admit to being gay.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 May
@EliasThe1st @geneweingarten The solution is obvious: Enter the elevator and fart away yourself. Then take pride in the work as others enter
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 1 May
Yes, the storyline to "Back to the Future" is all in the past. Enjoy your hover surfboards.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Apr
@SallyMullins1 I am impressed you posted this on Wednesday when it is still Tuesday in California. You must hang out with Marty McFly.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Apr
Marty McFly arrived yesterday. I told about the Florida Marlins winning the World Series in 1997. That is now in the movie.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Apr
Now trending: #ThingsNotToDoOnAFirstDate often includes not sharing #ThoughtsInMyHead
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Apr
Press claims the 9-11 plane part recently found is a hoax turns out to be wrong. Guess they imagined the Black bombing suspect put it there.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Apr
http://Match.com  matched me with someone named Martha S. I think she may be some kind of diva, though.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Apr
@bodaciouscans Thank you for the retweet, or as I tweet again, thank you for the retweet.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Fred Armisen, I'd like to introduce you to Elisabeth Moss. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Yeah, I snagged me a People magazine swag of socks. Not where are they giving out the Red Bull? #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
General Petraeus, I'd like to introduce you to Jill Kelley. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Jon Hamm is here researching what mad men really are like. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Gayle King throws out the first pitch and its "Play ball" at the WHCD. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Note to self: Write a joke with Mountain Dew in it, you get an advertising tweet from Mountain Dew. I wonder what happens if mention Playboy
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Something is terribly wrong. Chelsea Handler is sober. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
President Obama to honor White House Correspondent of the Year Rush Limbaugh. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Due to sequestration, all LA flights to DC are cancelled so no celebrities are in attendance. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
@petridishes For $17 from http://amazon.com  I would love to have someone feeling ambivalent towards me instead of the collective hatred
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Willie Nelson, Snoop Dog, and Bill Clinton are together giggling in the back. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
The Nordstrom employee selling emergency pantyhose on the sidewalk by the entrance is doing a brisk business. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
President Obama notes Lady Sybil would still be alive if Obamacare existed then. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
What a shame, Dan Stevens was killed in a car crash going to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
President Obama signs Executive Order demanding the creation of Iron Man 4. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Both the Secret Service and Christie's aides are in place to make sure Chris Christie does not hug President Obama. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Who served Michael Bloomberg a 64 ounce Mountain Dew? #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Kasich fund raising is lacking. His after dinner party will be sharing a paper bag wine bottle in the back alley. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Marco Rubio asked for the caterer's phone number, says he plans to call them in a few years. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Chris Christie is the reason why this year's dinner is not a buffet #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Apr
Bill Clinton hits on Emilia Clarke. #FakeWHCD No wait, that one may be true.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
How cute, Rick Santorum's vest is sitting next to Donald Trump's hair. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Yeah, right, Rand Paul would like to say just a few words....#FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Why won't anyone sit next to Michelle Bachman? #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Why do Marcus Bachman and Harvey Feirstein insist on sitting together? #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Is it so embarrassing when Michelle Obama and Robin Williams wear the same dress. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Most find the giant Monsanto poster behind the podium distracting. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Justice Clarence Thomas offers to stand at the microphone for five minutes and say nothing. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
C-SPAN broadcast is sponsored by a new miracle weight loss pill. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
The New York Post reports food is served only by dark skinned or Black servers. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Can anyone see what Anthony Weiner is photographing with his cell phone? #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Obama and Boehner agree to pretend to seek bipartisan cooperation. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Manti Te'o arrived without a date. I wonder what happened to her? #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
All agree everything went downhill after Scott Wilson left. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Celebrity shocker: The biggest celebrity there tonight is Pauly Shore. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
The NRA bought ten tables and they still need more tables for all the members of Congress they invited. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
As a prank, someone arranged for Clint Eastwood's chair to talk back to him. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
Lindsay Lohan arrested attempting to steal the copper pipes from the women's room. #FakeWHCD
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Apr
John Kerry couldn't find his ticket and was denied entrance. #FakeWHCD
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