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How much would I pay for Monica Lewinsky's clothes? Are we even the same size?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10h
First gays can marry, now male and female Supreme Court Justices are hunting together.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10h
Yes, we white men know what is best for female bodies so women don't have to worry their pretty heads about those things.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 10h
The DC pharmacist who states he won't sell the morning after pill to anyone who can't reach about his counter hasn't heard of a short adult?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 15h
Everyone does realize that the Pirates are the best team in baseball?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
Russia just approved new anti-gay measures. Thus, people who hate gays are commie liberals.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
We will miss our friend Jim Kelly, a great actor who literally could kick up a storm. Thank you for leaving us your legacies.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
Wouldn't it be funny if God announced that He is an atheist? #BeliveInYourself
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
Everyone #MentionSomeoneBeautfiul (myself excepted)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
She realizes you are an NFL football player #WhyRelationshipsFail
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
If the morning after pill is only half effective, are there women out there giving birth to half a child?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
@thebobbieoliver When you have been to Iraq and then say you are blowing up the kiddie poll, it takes a few seconds to realize what you mean
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
If you want to know what children are like without exercise, arts, and discipline, follow the Philadelphia school system this coming year.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
If I can't figure out Shylock Fox, I am depressed for a whole week.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 30 Jun
Whoever you are, and whatever it was you did, I hope you had your laughs. You do realize it make no sense to me, so I am glad to be of help.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Jun
The 28th professional football player, since the last Super Bowl, has been arrested. Looks like the prison team will be strong this year.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Jun
Why are people upset over the disenfranchisement of racial minority voters? They don't donate to campaigns so they already had no say.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 29 Jun
The US is a democracy where elections are determined by the collective wisdom of 30,000 campaign contributors.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
Everyone, Bert and Ernie are just puppets. They are just two gay puppets.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
New GOP politics: Gays should be allowed marry but shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
@petridishes Let me mansplain humor. You often need irony and, most important, an elected public official.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
To me, a horse is a cow with a gym membership.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
Since when can't you tweet during funerals?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
@AaronHernandez You haven't tweeted since June 12. You alright?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
@AaronHernandez Dude, you broke the OJ Rule. NFL players only get one free murder.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
Legislator uses "will of God" as a Parliamentary procedure. Still searching the rules to find where that is listed....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 28 Jun
Judicial compromise: We will expand marriage but restrict voting.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Jun
Beer is proof that God wishes to torment us.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Jun
Wow, just lost two more followers. I guess they were either homophobic or genetic patterers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Jun
As I appear to be rapidly losing followers, remember, every time I lose a follower, the Supreme Court rules against your position.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Jun
I did not realize Kanye and Kim had a girl. I always thought North was a boy's name.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Jun
@TheFix @MonicaHesse Spoiler alert to the film "Caucus". Santorum wins eventually but Romney is nominated but Obama is reelected.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 27 Jun
Journalists beat representatives in softball. That is because the best representatives were planning filibusters.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
If you wish to be socially accepted, never admit you are a member of Congress. Instead state you are gay.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
Striking down Defense of Marriage pleases many heterosexuals who were getting tired of defending marriage anyway.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
2004: GOP uses gay marriage for their political advantage. 2013: GOP looks up and says "what happened?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
Render onto the Constitution and the judicial system that which is the American political system.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
A bear has been captured in DC. The bear states he was answering a personal ad from a red panda.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
Since it was later discovered that Rick Santorum actually won the 2012 Iowa Caucus, I think he should get the 2016 nomination by default.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
@GovMikeHuckabee If you believe Jesus wept over gay marriage, are you not certain they were tears of joy as we learn to better love others?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
Oh, so it is not Happy Humping Day.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
Military personnel swear an oath to the Constitution and are led by their Commander in Chief, not the other way around.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
I was once trapped in an elevator with Rand Paul and Wendy Davis and....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 26 Jun
"An 11 hour filibuster? That's nothing. You should meet my wife."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
It is love thy neighbor, not love only the neighbor who has your same religion and lifestyle.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
Sure, you match me up with Casey Anthony, but are you ever going to give me Casey's phone number?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
"She's so fat, she gets mad if you don't leave the toilet seat up."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
@thebobbieoliver I don't need to know how to write for a sitcom, I need to learn how to write for a good sitcom. Oh, wait...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
Dang, do I have to cut my nails again?I just cut them last month.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
Far more people believe pro wrestling is real than believe Congress is doing a good job.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
After all these decades, you would think Cap'n Crunch would have been promoted to Rear Admiral by now.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
Wow, right when New York looked about to elect their first openly gay Mayor, it looks like they are just going to elect another dick.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
Wow, Weiner has thrusted to the front. Will the Big Apple soon have a big Weiner?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 25 Jun
@ByrceHarper So, what do you think of the Ringling Brothers circus?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
Wait, there are writers who get paid to write? What a concept Has anyone actually tried this?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
I would not want to be the record holder of 102 days of constipation. I also would not want to be anywhere near that person on day 102.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
Washington Post received ad "Single Red Panda looking for friendship, maybe more. Must like furies."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
I wonder if the Escaped Red Panda has a twitter account?. "Adams Morgan looks lovely this time of year." "Hey, where did the bookstores go?"
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
While the red panda escaped, the other pandas used this diversion to begin construction on their tunnel.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
"If only the red panda had made it to the embassy before being captured, we would have received the secret National Zoo data."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
Red panda recovered. I wonder how many people looked out their window and said "now that's one weird looking dog."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 24 Jun
Red panda missing from National Zoo. I just hope Panda Restaurant is not serving real panda
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Jun
If the moon hits your eye like a pizza pie, you need to lower your dosage.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Jun
Had it been a girl, Kanye West was going to name her The Good Witch of The.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 23 Jun
I believe your signed Anne Frank book is a forgery.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jun
Note some people who argue pro wrestling is real also believe Obama is a Muslim. Forgot to ask their stance on whether Elvis is still alive.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jun
Although, a musical about wrestling could be just the thing for Broadway....
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jun
Pro wrestlers are great stunt performers, train hard, and are athletic. It is still a performance, and not one that will get a Tony.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jun
I can cross seeing pro wrestling off my bucket list, just seconds before I put it on my list and then crossed it off.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jun
LA is the most exciting city. Whereas do you know that every time you take the highway your life is in danger?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 22 Jun
Remember, if you are down to one salt shaker, do not lose it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jun
@KimKardasian @KanyeWest I see you chose NOT to go with my suggestion of SexiestLyingWit West.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 21 Jun
I can't wait for North West's sibling By Northwest to be worn.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Jun
Russell Brand should be added to the MSNBC line-up.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Jun
The U.S. Supreme Court is like a TV series. All the major stuff happens on the last episode? Will gay marriage live or die?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Jun
If your cute cat raising puppy photos are because you killed the puppy's mother, please, go away. Please.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Jun
Icelandic men allowed Icelandic women the right to vote, but only for women age 40 and above, thinking none would admit to being 40.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Jun
It was lighting that makes some photographs of Marilyn Monroe show her as having six toes.She was often able to hide that seventh toe.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 20 Jun
@geneweingarten Yeah, when Dave Dildine was a kid, we all kidded him about his name and called him Dave the Rave.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Jun
So glad to have interacted with James Gandolfini, a great talent. When one thinks of the best ever, one thinks of him.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Jun
I still chuckle every time I read about yet another lawn mower on a public road DUI.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Jun
a). I would have to be the record holder of being constipated for 102 days. b). I would not want to anywhere near that person on day 103.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Jun
You get to hit the top of the dirt pile.  #TheBenefitsOfBeingAHoe
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 19 Jun
I could never be U.S. Treasurer. My name is too long to sign the bills. They would have to widen the sizes of dollar bills..
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
If a fetus masturbates and thus is condemned to Hell, then, if she so chooses, shouldn't the woman be allowed to abort it?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
If a fetus masturbates, is it already condemned to Hell, or is that only for post-birth masturbation?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
Nate SIlver stating that the convention wisdom is wrong now makes the convention wisdom to be that the conventional wisdom is wrong, right?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
"One good girl is like a thousand bitches", said the guy who has had neither.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
I believe Kanye West believes it was USC Trojans that attacked Greece.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
One can't be funny all the time. Unless, of course, you look like me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
Philadelphia cuts spending on schools by $304 million while spending $400 million on a new prison, Let's think about that for awhile.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
Remember, if you become a terrorist, please keep your Twitter and social media accounts active.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
When a member of Congress tell us that fetuses masturbate, I realize the depth of research our hard working members of Congress conduct.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
Claire McCaskill endorses Hillary, but definitely not Bill.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
Well, technically, there HAVE been pageants where men wore evening gowns and discussed sexism in the workplace...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 18 Jun
At suicides, I always ask what the person was wearing.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17 Jun
The nominee for the number two CIA position used to hold "erotica nights" at a bookstore. And the problem is,,,,?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17 Jun
Why are all homeless veterans? I think the military needs to train service personnel how to find apartments.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17 Jun
Big Brother may be watching, yet quite frankly, Big Brother doesn't care how lame your life is.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit 17 Jun
Passenger on plane announces everyone has been poisoned. Flight continues as scheduled. We all already  know plane food will kill you.
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