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Leon Tchaikovsky
@SexiestLyingWit
I am an assortment of keywords such as vampires, news, sports, weather, dogs, cats, local news, movies, TV, CIA, AFL-CIO, WGA, no soap radio, Groucho Marx, and
Earth, outside Los Angeles http://soundsfunny.blogspot.com
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15h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I find it hard to follow the recommendations of people who previously advised me twice to vote for George W. Bush.
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20h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #INeverForget ummm, something to do about #LSU
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22h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Eat Drink Cake Woman #ReplaceFilmTitleWithCake
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ILoveMyFriendsBecause #ParanormalActivity has given me #Romnesia so I forgot how mean they were to me on #SpiritDay
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@dmspeech Thanks for the retweet. Don't repeat the retweet or people will think you have #Romnesia
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@leosoup I was going to thank you for the retweet but I forgot to due to my #Romnesia
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you believe Detroit can't be bankrupt because they made it to the World Series, you have #Romnesia
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you were brainwashed in Vietnam, you have George #Romnesia
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you forget where you placed your #bindersofwomen you have #Romnesia
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you forget if you support pay equity, you have #Romnesia.
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
RIP Big Tex, age 60, always happy, died in a fire.
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes #Romnesia is also when a Romanian forgets how to sneeze.
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten I asked "what is one plus one?" and learned it is a movie. My first teacher lied to me.
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Scrantonian recommends Coopers in Scranton. Where Bill and Hilary eat. Great seafood but doubt it was freshly caught in Scranton.
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19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten Forget the roo roo joke? punch line? No wonder people would want you fired, but before firing, first, a little roo roo.
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18 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #BoringHorrorMovies would include the #PresidentialDebates
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18 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Big meal: Passage to India in Harrisburg, Fun: Stroubs in Hershey, finish at Old Forge Brewery. Fictional Coach Taylor OKs this.
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18 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Hos can flex time help the women who are all stuck together in the same binder?
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17 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Does it mean anything that #Obama2012 is trending and no hashtag about Romney is trending?
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17 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I thought binders full of women was what that 50 Shades guy was doing. #bindersfullofwomen
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16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Enjoy your pumpkin spice latte. But will either of the candidates even deal with the impending pumpkin shortage?
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16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Earthquake barely felt by anyone: Quick, run for your lives. Cancel the Presidential debates.
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16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Honey Boo endorses Obama. Sure, but will she debate Romney supporter Lindsay Lohan?
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16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Go ahead, Mitt, we Pennsylvanians are holding the football. Coach Taylor is here with us now. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
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16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Wait, I am a sarcastic middle class dude on Twitter. Which probably explains why I have no followers.
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15 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #GirlsLikeItWhenYou are stupid enough to find #WaysToGetShot
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15 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The American Family Assoccation believes that Mix It Up Day promotes homosexuality, Oh, wait, I get it, the AFA was just mixing things up.
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15 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Yankees are inspired to win it for Derek. i never knew Derek and the Dominos were a baseball inspiration.
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14 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I am glad how everyone has agreed not to engage in any Presidential political campaigning until after the World Series.
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13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #IdealBoyfriend for many women would be a pair of #Gucci. Just what most men suspected all along.
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13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Anyone else think Strasberg should have played in the post season? I know, wild idea. Just wondering if any else thought of it.
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13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Well, I am going braless on "NationalNoBraDay
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13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I don't understand people in DC. They complain about too many gnats and now they complain that the gnats were eliminated yesterday.
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12 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Lindsay Lohan endorses Romney because she really likes leaders who never drink alcohol.
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12 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Whitney, you would just die if you knew what your children are up to.
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12 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I believe Alexander Rodriguez lost last night's Vice Presidential debates. He struck out at the opponents but swung and missed.
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12 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten I will accept that the Bible was created to enforce the divine rights of rulers regardless of who wins this thing,
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11 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If Romney is elected, Paul Ryan and Schwarzenegger will allot office space according to body building contests.
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11 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
There can be no real Presidential debates until they include candidate Roseanne Barr.
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6 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Instead of egging your home, may we throw sanitarily wrapped packages of bacon?
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5 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
After careful consideration after watching the debates, I am leaning towards voting for Jim Lehrer. At least he had the sense to sit.
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4 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #10PeopleIReallyLove include #BigBig #Obama #Romney and #JerseyShore. I need professional help.
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3 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Even though Mitt Romney loves Big Bird, he still won't allow himself to marry Big Bird.
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3 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I thought I was watcing the Presidential debates. Turns out it was Honey Boo arguing with her mother. How was I to know the difference?
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2 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Prreparing for Presidential debates. Hope no one quetions me on any domestic policy issues. Am I running this year?
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1 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Went to Horror Nights. Chased by guys with chain saws. Then finally made it from my parking spot to the Horror Nights,
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1 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
What is worse: Someone hacks a comic's Twitter account, or that the hacker is funnier than the original comic?
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28 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending includes #UnansweredCartoonQuestions includes how #TommyThompson was signed to play in the #WNBA
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28 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Life's stabilities: Charlie Brown will never kick a football, Teddy will never win, Mitt will never release those tax returns.
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28 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #UnansweredCartoonQuestions is how much to allocate for food for Garfield in #Budget2013
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: Way #BackInMiddlesSchool there was the ancient thing called #MySpace
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
New best selling textbook: 50 Shades of Grey's Anatomy.
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Netanyahu bombed at the United Nations---literally.
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Good first date question: Do you use beer as an eye wash?
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Dear young generation: Drinks go in your mouth. Period. Not your butt, not your eyes. Go back to kindergarten if you have not learned this.
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I think @geneweingarten 's new book is the greatest achievement in human history, and I'm totally indifferent to whether Gene RTs this.
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes But what if the people who robbed the Maple Syrup Reserve steal the Bacon Reserve?
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Where do I stand if I get a neck tattoo of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan?
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Romney's gaffe was saying he doesn't care about the 47%. He needs to care about all, even those in prison, homeless, and network programmers
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27 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #FavoriteLinesInClass include the one about #TheLord is an #Android
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26 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
My "The Sixth Dimension" may be too controversial. Amazon may block it, Order a copy while you still can.
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26 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Have you ever tried bacon wrapped in bacon? Just do not waste it taping it to your cat (please see my profile photo)..
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26 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Playing Bob Dylan's "Hurricane" is dangerous in a politio environment. Someone asked when Dylan wrote a song about "Hermain Caine".
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26 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@Mrsmagik After years of your being my most "similar to" on Twitter, you no longer are. I am sad to state we have drifted apart. Sorry.
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26 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@AntoniaKat Hey, Twitter says you are most like me. I don;t know; you don't look one bit like me.
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25 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Oh no, Tracy Morgan has passed out.. #ProscrasticatingEmmyWatcher
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24 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TerryYates1 Thanks for following me. Feel fine to borrow any of jokes, but only if you wish to end your career.
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24 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Wait, what was that you said about there being no Santa Clause?
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24 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Worst job in America: Director of the Sierra Bianca NORML Chapter.
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24 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes In some minds, we could not only open airplane windows during flights but walk on the wings and smoke cigarettes. Why not?
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24 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Wait, I don't tweet for several days, and I gained followers. Then I lose followers when I tweet? This is not good.
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20 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Met Maury Povtch. He states he can tell just by looking at me that I am not the father, nor that anyone will ever let me be a father....
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20 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Fiona Apple arrested for having hash? SInce when it is against the law to have corned beef hash?
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20 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
My uncle's act of sleeping on a bed of nails with people standing on him worked until he reached Hollywood. He was done in by an earthquake.
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19 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Jesus had a wife. Her name was Mrs. Jesus.
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19 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #DescribeYourCrushInOneWord namely #Univision
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19 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Is the Pope Catholic? Do bears crap in the woods? Does Lindsay Lohan get arrested?
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18 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Todd Akin's wife says attempts by GOP to replace her husband are like rape. Well, at least we know he won't then get pregnant.
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18 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
My condolences to friends and family of Morgan Freeman upon the erroneous announcement of his death. #RIPMorganFreeman
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17 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now filming: The Three Crazy Amigos, starring Nicolas Cage, Clint Eastwood, and a Chair.
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16 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Love those Linda McMahon ads on New York One. Does anyone in CT watch New York One? Does anyone in New York?
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15 Sep geneweingarten ‏@geneweingarten
People who desperately try to build their follower base are pathetic, like Obama/Romney. (Choose one, then RT and #FF please!)
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16 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes You know I do the opposite of what you request. So, what is the back story to the photo?
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12 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@Really_Hunter You would be surprised how much demand "disgraced" lawyers get from disgraced clients. If he keeps his license, he'll be fine
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11 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: Heavens to #Hercules and Bless My #Netanyahu are /#WordsISayWhenImMad
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11 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten A storm instantaneously emerged from North Carolina. That's not so hard to say.
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11 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@Really_Hunter I appreciate your honesty. Would John Edwards earn more as President or as an attorney? Maybe First Lady is not your thing.
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11 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Someday Rielle Hunter could be Mrs. John Edwards, First Lady of the United States.
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10 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Wait, Harvard students cheated in their "Intro to Congress"class? Are you sure they weren't just applying what they learned?
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10 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Etch a sketch time: Romney decides he likes parts of Obamacare after all.
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10 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Mitt Romney is really Willard Romney. No one named for a horror film has ever been elected President, so he goes by Mitt instead.
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10 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Joe Biden was literally born to be wild.
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10 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix With climate change, we're now seeing heavy metal hurricanes.
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10 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@JudyTenuta Imagine my error. I just learned that the correct term for overweight foreign women is NOT Wales Americans.
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7 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Don't give up on love. Have "Hope".
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7 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I fell asleep last night. Who did the Democrats wind up nominating for President last night?
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Should I literally take Joe Biden at his word?
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
What are the odds Obama announces he has decided to decline renomination?
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
More people learned about current events from watching Honey Boo Boo than from watching Bill Clinton.
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Just checking that #iloveyouyourethebest was not meant for Rush Limbaugh
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes I am sure you are human and have tears. Although we suspect you someday will merge assets rather than marry.
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Cowboys won. Was there anything else on TV last night?
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes "All I got were these lousy Twitter followers"? Well, we appreciate knowing what you really think of us.
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Clinton says Obama had the good sense to marry Michelle. Michelle, if things don't work out, you can always call Bill.
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
"Four more years!" Oh, you meant for Obama. I thought they were cheering to bring back Bill Clinton.
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6 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes You know you've reached the mid-point of a Bill Clinton speech when he states "In conclusion". Actual fact from past,
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5 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Current score: New York Giants 3, Democratic National Convention 0 @TheFix
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5 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
My friends are always by my side whenever they need me.
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5 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Oogiieloves take over DNC. Butterflies for when mentioning Obama all stand up. Turtles for when mentioning Romney: all sit down.
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5 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes For the record, if you are ever in Cleveland and think you see a whale, it is not a whale.
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5 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Actually, Swiss bank accounts is where bridge building money wound up....
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5 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If Republicans were in charge of Easter, they would make children pay for each egg they find.
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Why isn't former Rep. James Trafficant among tonight's speakers? #DNC2012
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Wait: So those Scientologists selling things on the street are being punished? But they all look so happy.
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
What newly paranoid right wingers think the United Nations will invade us with: #LittleBlackSubmarines
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Obama leads in 10 swing states, though lead is under 3% in 4 of them, Romney leads in 1 swing state by less than 2%, and Florida is even.
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@chaneyj I demand you see the Oogielloves and blog about their...umm...concert?...baseball playing?....weird sex club?
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Wait, pumpkin spice lattes have returned?
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4 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Sen. Schumer states there will be 15 to 20 Koch brothers in 2020. Wow. I wonder what Mrs. Koch thinks of these plans.
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3 Sep Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I once ran under three hours. Of course, it was a 50 yard dash. #TruthinLeon
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