Tweeter Readers

Tweets
8m Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Visited old childhood home after the storm. No electricity, no windows, roof gone. Just as it was when I was young.
Expand
7h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Even though the New York Marathon has been canceled, Paul Ryan ran it in under three hours.
Expand
12h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes You may research from my paper on procrastination that I wrote..oh, wait...never mind. Procrastinators unite! Because we won't!
 View conversation
14h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
#FollowFriday. You should follow @sexiestlyingwit as I hear he connects on a joke every once in awhile,
Expand
14h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Would you put your economy in the hands of someone who got a B minus in Intermediate Macroeconomics?
 View conversation
16h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Unemployment is 7.9%. I am voting for Obama. If it were eat 8.0% I would have voted for Romney.
Expand
17h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #HowToPissOffAGirl is to tell her you're in the #NYCMarathon when you're really pub hopping in #StatenIsland
Expand
21h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #Facebook. Yeah, but anyone really see Facebook replacing MySpace?
Expand
21h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If #Twitter is trending on Twitter, does that mean Twitter is finally becoming popular with Twitter users?
Expand
21h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #SometimesIGetAlot of #Twitter
Expand
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Tolerance should involve more than tolerating.
Expand
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
This election may be decided by the last person in line to vote, and that person will be flipping coin.
Expand
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The Republican Governors of New York and Connecticut are obviously saying nice things about Obama for their own political gain.
Expand
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Doesn't Bloomberg's endorsement of Obama help in New York which I believe I heard on conservative talk radio is a toss up?
 View conversation
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten Hatsay wo osay do ousay yo hinksy to fsay oo essagessay mo nsay io ereignsay fo anguagessay lo?
Expand
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes WeFree: We exist for rats existing everywhere. I swear I saw cockroaches making protection payments to a rat.
 View conversation
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes I will not follow Trump until he contributes $5 million to charity while producing his Penn college transcript.
 View conversation
1 Nov Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes But I have to follow Donald in order to unfollow him, and while I am following him, his hair may grasp me in its clutches.
 View conversation
31 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
George Lucas to donate billions to education. Thus, I may reach my goal of someday being the Luke Skywalker Professor of Economics.
Expand
31 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
People on streets begging for candy: turns out they're not trick or treaters. They are people without power who didn't buy enough food.
Expand
31 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@DavidAxelrod We of the non-moustached community urge you to leave the dark side.
Expand
31 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Snow White and the Star Wars 7 Dwarf Stars. #Disney #DisneyStarWars #StarWars
Expand
31 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Who is Sandy? Sandy's gonna be huge. Sandy not as big as expected. Sandy's over. Who is Sandy?
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Star Wars 7: The mother dies in the first scene. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Star Wars 7: Instead of opening written update, cast of Newsies will bring audience up to par. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Spoiler alert for Star War 7: Let's just say Mary Poppins is packing serious heat in that flying umbrella. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
New Star Wars villain will be a heavy set woman who lives under the sea. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Luke Skywalker will be replaced with Buzz Lightyear #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Star Wars spaceships will be in the shape of flying Dumbos. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Spoiler alert: Star Wars 7 ends when Tommy Kirk handles a senile Yoda. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Disney World closed the Star Wars ride, then this? #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
"Someday my Princess Leia will come", which actually sounds dirty. #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Coming soon: Star Wars and the 7 Dwarfs #DisneyStarWars
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Unlike "ComfortablySmug", I will not forewarn New Yorkers that they live on a fault line leading directly to Hell.
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Former FEMA Director criticizes Obama for responding too quickly! You now, Director Brown, that kind of was what got you in trouble before.
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Donald Trump's hair blew off and is now dangling precariously on top a New Jersey building.
Expand
30 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@MADDYMETOO @Silent_Calvin @petridishes @WilliamTaft27 @WGHarding This is all spiraling out of control, much like the Harding Presidency.
 View conversation
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Sandy, you're NOT the one I want.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Emergency workers offered to take me to the Soylent Green Emergency Shelter.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I fear the neighbors who keep calling to see if I am fine are planning to rob the place if I die.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Hey, I just saw a flying car for the first time!...ummmm, never mind.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
That tree knocking on my window has me worried, especially since i live in the 9th floor.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@BobDylan Tell your damned answer to shut up.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@BronxResident Nearly all zoo animals are edible to humans. Why do you ask?
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
When this storm is done, the Empire State Building may once again be the tallest building in New York City.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
This may be bad: the Statue of Liberty is making a break for it and trying to swim to Europe.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
This election may come down to whether more Romney supporters or more Obama supporters survive this storm.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I hope this storm does not affect tonight's World Series game.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
There is an objectivist dating site? As if women can't find men who will ignore their needs without it?
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
On the plus side, I have yet to see a cow float by in the wind,..oh, wait...never mind.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Do not fear. You are not alone. The zombies will be at your place anytime now.
 View conversation
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Anyone else notice how dogs sniff around totally obvious to 70 mile per winds?
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Well, that's a poor business model. Pizza Hut does not deliver during hurricanes.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Yes, minister, molecules start spinning during gay marriage ceremonies that build up and create hurricanes. I understand completely.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I never noticed before that my neighbors built their house with a tree in their roof.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The wind is so nice watching the leaves, branches, neighbors, trash cans blow by.
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ToMyFutureSon you were never born as I died in #Frankenstorm
Expand
29 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Not good. I spot a capsized arc with lots of drowned animals around it.
Expand
28 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Did you also eat the bacon you had taped onto the cat?
 View conversation
28 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I am a little worried. I've been asked to evacuate to higher ground, and I live on the 9th floor.
Expand
28 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes What kind of people do you hang out with you don't know what Calvin Coolidge looked like? I hope they know Warren Harding.
 View conversation
28 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten Those proofreaders were real dords.
 View conversation
28 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@SiUttley Thank you for the retweet. The wrought of us appreciate it.
Expand
27 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
My condolences to friends, family, and fans of Kesha, who death has been erroneously reported on the Internet. #RIPKesha
Expand
27 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@SiUttley @Bang2write @LisaOnScript A wrought of screenwriters.
 View conversation
27 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Frankenstorm is Mayan for "we told you so."
Expand
27 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@LadyGrew Follow your heart, and your head. Good luck. You deserve happiness, and to be treated well.
 View conversation
27 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten You are treasured nationally.
 View conversation
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@Carol85719 Thank you for the retweet. If Romney wins because of Meatloaf, we will know Honey Boo Boo doesn't deliver as well as expected.
Expand
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@debfrase Thanks for the retweet and the favorite. I know Meatloaf would find a way to love you
Expand
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@jofo2005 Thanks for the retweet. I repeat, or is it retweet, thanks for the retweet.
Expand
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
#Meatloaf to #Romney: "I want you, I need, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you."
Expand
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #Frankenstorm is one of #10ReasonsYouCantSleep. Guess no frankensleep for you.
Expand
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes The amount of disaster the storm brings will be measured by whether your Tuesday Post discussion is held or canceled.
 View conversation
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
It is not the mortgage being more than the house value that is wrong, it is the taxes being more than the house value.
Expand
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes @lenadunham I once did it with a woman named Hillary but it turned out she was married.
 View conversation
26 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes The woman absolutely would let your rent a cat. It is extra to rent one wearing a sweater she knitted for it. No bacon taping.
 View conversation
25 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes A woman down the street has a large supply of over 20 different cats you may rent.
 View conversation
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Romney just called. As a single male, he strongly encourages me to start dating a single woman at least through election day.
 View conversation
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes So if voters vote their pocketbooks, and women vote by their hormones, then is it the men who have the pocketbooks?
 View conversation
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I offer to pay $50 to Donald Trump if he will pay me $100.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
WaPo-ABC poll: 100% of likely voters state they intend to vote.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
WaPo-ABC Poll: 49% of independents find Romney more empathetic, 45% ask "what does empathetic mean?"
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
New WaPo-ABC poll: 49 percent would track down Big Bird, shoot him, and eat him.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system. This has been a failure as it is not supposed to be on Twitter.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I think Clark Kent and Peter Parker need to form a labor union.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
So if Romney worked for Bain, does that mean Joe Biden is Robin?
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
When Obama said he went to Columbia, he meant the Columbia School of Broadcasting.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Is it worth $5 million hiding the fact you took--and failed---Basket Weaving in college?
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Doth the not understand that Romney is the bee's knees and the cat's pajamas?
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #iAdmitThat #Trump has more #BlackHeadProblems than #SarahPalin
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I am going into politics. When someone gives me $5 million for my college transcripts, I will then retire.
Expand
24 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I don;t know what to think about groupthink until I read what others think.
Expand
23 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Is this the first Presidential campaign where all major events ended before the World Series even began?
Expand
23 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Third party debates are no fun ever since the Socialist Labor Party folded.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
8 million horses died in World War I. Never again. Not sure how many bayonets were sacrificed.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Romney won't let gays marry but he will let us divorce a nation.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
This debate droned on a bit.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #MistakesBoysMake include dressing up for #Halloween like #DonaldTrump
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Italy convicts people for failing to predict an earthquake. Just to be on the safe side: Italy, there is an earthquake coming.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Honey Boo Boo is the highest rated Presidential debate show in 12 years.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
What is this round three people are talking about tonight? The Cards and Giants are in round seven, not three.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
For Halloween, I am dressing in a Star Trek uniform who is dressed as a Korean rapper.
Expand
22 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@GraceQ8 @TheFix One is a scripted tragedy and the other is a TV show about the world of high school football.
 View conversation
21 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Romney campaign selling "Clear Eyes..." bracelets. Will FNL put them over the top?
 View conversation
21 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix So that's where I left it. Thank you. Where did the group of 20 wind up eating between Harrisburg and Scranton?
 View conversation
20 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I find it hard to follow the recommendations of people who previously advised me twice to vote for George W. Bush.
Expand
20 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #INeverForget ummm, something to do about #LSU
Expand
20 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Eat Drink Cake Woman #ReplaceFilmTitleWithCake
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ILoveMyFriendsBecause #ParanormalActivity has given me #Romnesia so I forgot how mean they were to me on #SpiritDay
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@dmspeech Thanks for the retweet. Don't repeat the retweet or people will think you have #Romnesia
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@leosoup I was going to thank you for the retweet but I forgot to due to my #Romnesia
Collapse   Reply  Delete  Favorite
1
FAVORITE
6:29 PM - 19 Oct 12 · Details
Tweet textImage will appear as a link
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you believe Detroit can't be bankrupt because they made it to the World Series, you have #Romnesia
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you were brainwashed in Vietnam, you have George #Romnesia
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you forget where you placed your #bindersofwomen you have #Romnesia
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If you forget if you support pay equity, you have #Romnesia.
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
RIP Big Tex, age 60, always happy, died in a fire.
Expand
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes #Romnesia is also when a Romanian forgets how to sneeze.
 View conversation
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten I asked "what is one plus one?" and learned it is a movie. My first teacher lied to me.
 View conversation
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Scrantonian recommends Coopers in Scranton. Where Bill and Hilary eat. Great seafood but doubt it was freshly caught in Scranton.
 View conversation
19 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten Forget the roo roo joke? punch line? No wonder people would want you fired, but before firing, first, a little roo roo.
 View conversation
18 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #BoringHorrorMovies would include the #PresidentialDebates
Expand
18 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Big meal: Passage to India in Harrisburg, Fun: Stroubs in Hershey, finish at Old Forge Brewery. Fictional Coach Taylor OKs this.
 View conversation
18 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Hos can flex time help the women who are all stuck together in the same binder?
Expand
17 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Does it mean anything that #Obama2012 is trending and no hashtag about Romney is trending?
Expand
17 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I thought binders full of women was what that 50 Shades guy was doing. #bindersfullofwomen
Expand
16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Enjoy your pumpkin spice latte. But will either of the candidates even deal with the impending pumpkin shortage?
 View conversation
16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Earthquake barely felt by anyone: Quick, run for your lives. Cancel the Presidential debates.
Expand
16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Honey Boo endorses Obama. Sure, but will she debate Romney supporter Lindsay Lohan?
Expand
16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Go ahead, Mitt, we Pennsylvanians are holding the football. Coach Taylor is here with us now. Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose.
 View conversation
16 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Wait, I am a sarcastic middle class dude on Twitter. Which probably explains why I have no followers.
 View conversation
15 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #GirlsLikeItWhenYou are stupid enough to find #WaysToGetShot
Expand
15 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The American Family Assoccation believes that Mix It Up Day promotes homosexuality, Oh, wait, I get it, the AFA was just mixing things up.
Expand
15 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Yankees are inspired to win it for Derek. i never knew Derek and the Dominos were a baseball inspiration.
Expand
14 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I am glad how everyone has agreed not to engage in any Presidential political campaigning until after the World Series.
Expand
13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #IdealBoyfriend for many women would be a pair of #Gucci. Just what most men suspected all along.
Expand
13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Anyone else think Strasberg should have played in the post season? I know, wild idea. Just wondering if any else thought of it.
Expand
13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Well, I am going braless on "NationalNoBraDay
Expand
13 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I don't understand people in DC. They complain about too many gnats and now they complain that the gnats were eliminated yesterday.
Expand
12 Oct Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Lindsay Lohan endorses Romney because she really likes leaders who never drink alcohol.
Expand