Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Maybe the Pit Bull Wanted to Be Circumcised

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Maybe the Pit Bull Wanted to Be Circumcised

There will be a pit bull neutering clinic held here soon. Now there’s a job proud parents like to share with others: my child earns a living neutering pit bulls. Frankly, I think it a challenging job, although I have to admit, I am not certain exactly at what point one reaches full job satisfaction, but I am certain, when it comes to a taste of bravery, some of the bravest people have to be those who can grab a pit bull and cut off its manhood. Frankly, if we had more people like that in the military, we’d be unstoppable.

I don’t understand comic books. I am banned from comic book conventions simply because I keep asking the comic book guest speakers one simple question: “Why is it only large breasted women are able to obtain super powers?”


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Being big breasted IS a super power.

5:01 AM


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