For the Woman with 200 Pairs of Shoes and the Guy Who Forgot to Wear Socks

Each day I look at people, and I think: this is a collection of individuals who devoted previous time in their busy schedules and invested a significant part of the money they worked hard to earn, and after all that, this is what, out an entire store from which to choose items, they think makes them look their best. I cannot imagine wasting so much time to look so ugly. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying I look good. I’m just saying, I go into a store, I find the discount wrack, I buy the first thing my size, I’m back in time for the game and I save enough money to go to Disneyland, and I still look just as bad as everyone else and I’m still ahead of the game.