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Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Absolutely Nothing Controversial Here, Honest.

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Absolutely Nothing Controversial Here, Honest.

The California debates for Governor were broadcast, in English, only on the Spanish language radio stations. Which lead to listeners around the state to simultaneously say “Que?”

One of the highlights between the candidates was when Phil Angelides declared to Steve Westly “you stood up to Arnold Schwarzenegger like Ed McMahon stood up to Johnny Carson.” Which lead to listeners around the state to simultaneously say “Huh?”

A former Republican Chairman was arrested in Kentucky on charges that he shot two people. As Dick Cheney will explain, the crime is that is one person over the limit.

I know what would be the next guaranteed best seller: the author discovers clues that Jesus used to go to the mount with other men for more than sermons, if you get my meaning. (Any impure thoughts from here on are your own: surely I am writing only about practicing his speaking before an audience).

1 Comments:

Blogger Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny said...

Wow, this really works!
Leon Tchaikovsky, BA, BSc, MA, MSc, MBA, PhOny.

7:36 AM

 

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