Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: A Rolling Stone Gathers No Nigerian Moss

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, May 05, 2006

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Nigerian Moss

If the President really wanted to gain the public’s support for a war, he would vow to track down the bases of those computer geeks in Nigeria and destroy their global operations of spam.

Keith Richards was released from the hospital. Unfortunately, there was a little mix-up when the discharging nurse looked at him and accidentally ordered a hearse instead of a cab.

Due to rising gas prices, this year’s Indianapolis 500 race can only afford to be 492 laps.

The memorial to the September 11 terrorist attack victims will cost over one billion dollars. I do not wish to offend anyone, but somehow I think the victims might have preferred, for one billion dollars, that a more fitting memorial would be one used to improve the health and education of their New York neighbors.


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