A Rolling Stone Gathers No Nigerian Moss

If the President really wanted to gain the public’s support for a war, he would vow to track down the bases of those computer geeks in Nigeria and destroy their global operations of spam.

Keith Richards was released from the hospital. Unfortunately, there was a little mix-up when the discharging nurse looked at him and accidentally ordered a hearse instead of a cab.

Due to rising gas prices, this year’s Indianapolis 500 race can only afford to be 492 laps.

The memorial to the September 11 terrorist attack victims will cost over one billion dollars. I do not wish to offend anyone, but somehow I think the victims might have preferred, for one billion dollars, that a more fitting memorial would be one used to improve the health and education of their New York neighbors.