Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Sorange You Glad Bush Can At Least Catch a Fish?

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Sorange You Glad Bush Can At Least Catch a Fish?

I wish people would stop criticizing President Bush for stating that the greatest moment of his life was when he caught a 7.5 pound perch. I totally agree with President Bush: that was his greatest moment.

In fact, Bush was so happy with his fish he ran into the White House and told Dick Cheney "see, and I did it without hooking my fishing partner in the face."

Already we are recycling old stories. The story of the sinking of the Poseidon is being circulated again. That and the story of a Kennedy getting into a car accident and having no recollection of what happened.

New Jersey has dropped its slogan “Come see for yourself.” Apparently too many did come and see for themselves, and then left. Maybe they should have gone for “yo, stick around, get comfortable, take a load off.”

Good news: Gene Weingarten has taken on my suggestion that we create a word to rhyme with orange. Sorange you glad for that?


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