How to Make Me, I Mean Yourself, Rich

Today, I received a chain email. I looked at it, and thought: what a great idea. You send $5 to everyone on thist list, put your name on the bottom, eliminate the name of the top, and email this to everyone you know and encourage them to do the same. Soon, you will have thousands of dollars being sent to you. This is fantastic.

So, take out six five dollars bills, send them to the following six people: eliminate the name of the top, move number two to the number one spot, move number three to the number two spot, etc., place your name in the number six spot, and then email away:

1. Leon Tchaikovsky
PO Box 593867
Los Angeles, Ca. 90210

2. L. Tchaivorstein
P.O, Box 46344565
Burbank, Ca. 90210

3. Lenny Tchai
P.O. Box 45667676
Santa Monica, Ca. 90210

4. Leo O’Tchaikovsky
P.O. Box 347643
City of Industry and Then Some, Ca. 90210

5. Leonard DiTchaikovsky
P.O. Box 3567655
Pasadena, Ca. 90210

6. Leon T
P.O. Box T
Anaheim, the happiest place on this lousy earth, Ca. 90210

If you feel generous, feel free to send tens and twenties.