Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Rove, Rove, Rock the Boat

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, June 24, 2005

Rove, Rove, Rock the Boat

Karl Rove stated that liberals are people who think terrorists are people who need therapy. I don’t understand this statement at all. What’s the alternative to what he said? Terrorists DON’T need therapy? Frankly, if someone’s career goals are to strap on explosives and kill people and themselves, I think they might be candidates for therapy.

Rove also said that liberals who state the war is not going well are unpatriotic. I didn’t realize all the Generals saying exactly that were unpatriotic. Rove claimed such statements endanger our troops. Actually, I think sending the troops to Iraq might be what is endangering them.

Karl Rove also stated “I love Jeb Bush.” Hey, don’t ask, don’t tell.

Critics of a new book claiming Hillary Clinton is a lesbian note that not one lesbian has stepped forward to claim she ever had sex with Senator Clinton. Bill, though, has offered to arrange for one.

“Star Wars” continues to bother me. Its character of wisdom is someone who can’t even understand the basics of sentence structure.

A scientist involved in studying global warming passed away. There will be no jokes until his body is cold. Which, according to his theory, may be awhile.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

He the master Karl Rove be.

6:58 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it with being a lesbian because you can think about being a lesbian without ever being a lesbian, therefore you are a lesbian? I fear Republicans are getting way too confused about sex, so they get made and go off to war somewhere or cut off someone's benefits.

3:35 PM

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