It's a Crime to Pass This Test

If you call up a newspaper and ask to have a copy of your photograph that appeared in the newspaper, and the photo is one taken of you from their Crime Stoppers page of a surveillance camera shot of you were committing a crime, you may not be cut out to be a criminal.

If you rob convenient stores because you think they call themselves “convenient stores” stores to let criminals know they are convenient to rob, you may not be cut out to be a criminal.

If you rob people, and then give them a mail-in survey with your correct address on it, asking them to rate you service while robbing them, you may not be cut out to be a criminal.

If you put your mug shot on your business cards, and then give them out to your victims, you may not be cut out to be a criminal.

If you commit crimes because you love to ride in the back of police cars with their sirens blaring then…you know, maybe at this point, you are cut out to be a criminal.