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18m Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ILikeYour #TigerWoods #CreepyChildrensToy
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22h Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Who would have thought Thad McCotter would get more votes for President than signatures for his reelection campaign?
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1 Jun Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #TextsThatGetNoReply include, Hi, I'm #JohnEdwards
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1 Jun Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Oh, the now trending is #MentionAFollowerYouWouldSmash. I thought is was #MentionAFollowerYouBelieve is Smashed. That's different.
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31 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #JohnEdwards, #YeahThatsCute
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31 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I hate it every time I get summoned for jury duty and John Edwards flirts with me.
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31 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #UnusualNamesForWhiteGirls would have to include #DefenseOfMarriageAct, #Tom&Jerry and #MarionBarry
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31 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@TheFix Obviously, it means American shoe factory jobs are flying to Greenland. Or, maybe not.
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31 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Sget. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Hooker #ReplaceBandNamesWithHooker
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #InappropriateWeddingSongs would include ones that #MentionSomeoneYouLove other than your new spouse.
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #InappropriateWeddingSounds would include the #LesMiserables album.
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Justit Bieber #ReplaceBandNamesWithTits
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Madonna and the E Street Bad #ReplaceBandNamesWithTits
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The Nitty Titty Grit Band #ReplaceBandNamesWithTits
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #WhyDoHoesThink #ThatSexMadeYou. Maybe you were made in a petri dish.
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30 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The Average Tits Band #ReplaceBandNamesWithTits
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29 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Scientists theorize the Harappan culture may have been destroyed by climate change. Pseudo-scientists argue that it really was overtaxation.
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29 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
It is alright for a Republican politician to quote a late labor leader just so long as the quote is made up.
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29 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Sadly, Hollywood press agents are attempting to arrange to have their clients' faces eaten.
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29 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@ReliableSource It is not weird for a Lt. Governor to be dating. Why, I can remember when the President of the United States dated.
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29 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #SignsofaStrugglingStripper include her being on #LSD and tries to eat your face.
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28 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: If #MeanGirls were your #longestrelationship, maybe you are part of the #RecklessandTheBrave
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28 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Hey, I am a white guy. Maybe I can get elected President, right Mitt?
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28 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #DontComeOverIf #JustinBiber is your idea of #TopSongsIDHaveSexTo
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28 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Thistle Hotels have Vegetarian Society accreditation, although hopefully for serving more than thistle.
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ThingsYouJustDONTDo during #GhettoChurchTestimonials is tell how #BBQ is #ThatsTheBestFeeling
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #WhenYouNeedSex you will find instead your partner is watching the #Indy500
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Brother Can You Spare a Nipple #ReplaceSongTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Nipple-lodeon Presents... #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Attack of the 50 Nipple Woman #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Nipple Poppins #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The Green Nipple #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Three Nipples in a Jeep #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The Nipple Is a Lonely Hunter #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithNipple
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27 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If Bloomberg bought the New York TImes, I am sure there finally would be decent coverage of the Mayor's office.
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25 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@MarionBarry Yeah, the Pollack set you up. By the way, Polish Americans would be a better way to state it.
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25 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #LiesMenTellWomen is that #MenInBlack3 is a good movie, (Just kidding, haven't seen it yet).
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25 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes I will gladly buy all of these for you, if only I could qualify for a credit card. My cat can get one, but I can't.
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25 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Why is it when I do not tweet, I gain followers, and when I tweet, I lose followers? What is wrong with you stupid thumb sucking followers?
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25 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ThingsIAmGratefulFor includes #JennaJameson
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25 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@JohnEdwards Don;t assume you're winning because you're flirting with a jurist. Maybe she likes conjugal visits.
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24 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@fakegeneweingaren @geneweingarten One can parody parodying a parody, aparodyently.
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21 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
A non-practicing vegetarian and Grand Theft Auto fan is someone who only eats the meat of animals he runs over.
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21 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending:#GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe to respect #NationalVegetarianWeek I actually am a non-practicing vegetarian
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20 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Remember, tattoos are forever,, temporary tattoos are temporary, and convincing a drunk friend you have her tattoo removed: priceless.
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20 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@AndySamborg @JasonSuderkis Women rule now. Welcolm to the new reality.
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18 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #OneWordThatDescribesHer : #TerroristThreat
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18 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
What? Honey badger did not win a Best Meme nomination? That's OK, he don't care, he don't give a sheet.
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18 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
New evidence suggests JFK and Marilyn Monroe did not have an affair. Wow, I guess you can no longer believe everything you read in a tabloid
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18 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Gay couple may divorce but cannot marry in MD. Leads to new joke: If my brother divorces his MD. husband are they still brothers in WVA?
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17 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I am confused. Is a metrosexual Black Abe Lincoln supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing?
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17 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I drink so much office I actually died months ago and the caffeine is keeping my body going.
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17 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
So, the way we chose our national leader is debating Jeremiah Wright and Joseph Smith?
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15 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
#TillDeathDoUsPart Forget the issue of gay marriage, the future debate will be whether people may marry their Facebook pages.
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15 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Grover Norquist was going to act in "Atlas Shrugged Part Two" until he feared the movie was going over budget.
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15 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
New lesson in Freshmen Economics: Do not accidentally lose $2 billion. Someone will notice.
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15 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #WhatAWomanNeeds is #NationalChocolateChipDay or probably just anything chocolate.
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14 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Urban greeting: I hope all you mothers had a great day yesterday.
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11 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Romney now claims he only forced cut the hair of a kid he thought was gay only because he thought the cut make the kid look mah-velous.
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6 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Ron Paul wins 22 of 25 delegates today. I guess the race is over and the only question remaining is when Mitt Romney will withdraw?
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5 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
So that is why salespeople in stores keep trying to give me away.Today is Free Comic Day.
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2 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Have another friend who told of her pleasant dream where she went to bed with Charles Sheen and when she work up she was with Kathy Bates.
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2 May Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
A friend of mine told me she had a nightmare where she went to bed with Charlie Sheen and when she woke up she was in bed with Kathy Bates.
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29 Apr Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Maybe the Supreme Court will approve ObamaCare if we instead just start calling it RomneyCare.
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24 Apr Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #HowWillIKnowIAm #16and Pregnant? Well, first, check your age on your birth certificate...
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24 Apr Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Hollywood is planning Titanic 2. George Clooney saves the ship from sinking.
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5 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #SometimesYouHaveTo #DrawSomething showing a #MiddleFingerUp
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5 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Google: Just because I search for Dick's Sporting Goods does not mean I want ads for male massage parlors.
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3 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #FirstTimeISmoked everything turned into #HappyPlatypusDay
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2 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Snooki's baby is due the date some Mayans predicted the world will revise into a new form. They may have been right after all.
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2 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
A device has been invented that can silence speech. Orders from spouses are enormous. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/new-japanese-gun-can-silence-speech/2012/03/02/gIQANKDymR_blog.html?wprss=rss_world&tid=sm_twitter_washingtonpost
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2 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #SinceImBeingHonest #RushLimbaugh is #DespicableMe2
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2 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Since a person can vote both a SAG and an AFTRA ballot, I am surprised no one advising I vote Yes on one and No on the other. #SAG #AFTRA
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2 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I seriously was going to quit Twitter but a late vote made it 1-0 I stay. Thanks for nothing. You try being constantly funny for one reader.
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1 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
As I look back, I have only one conclusion: Situation normal.
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1 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Sexiest Lying Wit has fallen. He left no sound. So long, and thanks for the fish. No, seriously, that salmon was great.
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1 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The early vote returns on whether I should retire from tweeting are 0 to 0. I await election analysis from talking heads.
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1 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Seriously, who cares if Stephen Hawking went to a sex club. Does it really make a difference in your life knowing if this is true or not?
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1 Mar Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
OK, followers, time to vote: Shall I retire from tweeting? Please don't all vote at once and jam the system.
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Never go into politics. It may turn your children into reality TV stars.
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #BadFirstDateQuestions would include "do you know if one of us is the reason #SnookiIsPregnant"?
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ClassicBlackMovie is that one with #MarciaBrady and where #SnookiIsPregnant
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@celebritology At least Snooki has film to review to narrow down who the father is.
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten I can't think straight when reading this. It is good that heterosexuals have finally won the right to live in gay areas.
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
When a male politico wants rules so a woman is fully informed about family planning, is he assuming the woman never thought about it before?
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Evertime I tweet about how I burst over the mudslide cake I eat before Pirates games, I create a job at Homeland Security.
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Great news if true, that North Korea will choose butter over guns. Hard to eat guns. Butter though does have a lot of fat and can harm...
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I am beginning to doubt those Sadie Hawkins marriage proposals are not all going to come rushing in throughout the day.
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #Its2012WhyYouStill #NorthKorea still #NorthKorea?
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29 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@RyanSeachrist If this helps any, I seriously doubt those really were Kim Jong Il's ashes.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@GennyBanic33543 Thank you for thinking of me for your spam. What is a site for singles? Single whats? Slices of cheese?
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@MonicaHesse Why is it of all the free stuff they gave out at the Oscars, I am most disturbed by the free In and Out burgers?
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@MonicaHesse Well, remind me never to go into a bathroom stall with another person in front of you.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Can we trust a man who does not have the fire in his belly to set his hair on fire in order to become President?
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Why do people care about the sex lives of fictional characters where sex is not a key element to the story? Inquiring minds want to know?
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@celebritology Basil Rathbone regretted how Holmes was written as belittling Watson. We should all give Watson and Lucy Liu some slack.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes In Penna., there is Egg-gate about serving day old eggs, which server denies. Others eat two month old eggs...
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
The National Institute for Civil Discourse seeks more civility in discussions, but what do those rat bastards really know?
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If a transsexual has a transvaginal ultrasound, would that be a tranny getting a tranny?
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
"Bully", a movie about being bullied, is being bullied by MPAA who insist this film meant for kids have an R rating so kids can't see it.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Looking forward to tomorrow, the traditional day when my stalkers ask to marry me.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #TheThingIHateMost is #FreePancakes because I love paying top price for them.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If atoms shrink, we are like sand. All the sands of the universe fit into one small unit before the Big Bang, leading to a CBS series.
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28 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
If #twitterdoesntexist then neither does this hashtag.
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27 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Romney remembers events upon his conception. Life and memory begins at conception. Many conservatives will tell you that.
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27 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #AngelinaJolie's leg is a #GirlGoneWild which is #OneThingYou ShouldntDo
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27 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@geneweingarten You aren't watching the right TV programs. There is this new comedy trio series. Rick Santorum is hilarious.
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26 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing namely watching the #Oscars
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26 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Did I ever mention the Academy Awards statue looks just like my uncle Vladimir?
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26 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #BlackMomsCatchPhrase: #NapoleonDynamite
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25 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
I hope I win a Spirit Award for Best Taper of a Frayed Electric Wire That Otherwise Would Have Electrocuted Angelina Jolie
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25 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Now trending: #WordsToLiveBy: #RIPFacebook
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25 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
Wives rejecting sex with Virginia Republican legislators won't work. It will take gay prostitutes rejecting them sex.
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25 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes Reagan was right about killer trees. Romney knows when trees are no longer the right height, they are taking over the planet.
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24 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@antAday86 I am sorry, I was just pulling your leg, which is better than amputating a toe. #savejohnstoe
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24 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@petridishes "Chris Christie sex tape"
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24 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
@celebritology Tell Rashida Jones that Leon says hello and if you give her the $10 I owe her, I'll pay you back.
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24 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
"Elected to be the villain and certified to be the menace...Welcome 2 Detroit" #fixplaylist
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24 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
"I'm standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona" looking for someone to register to vote. #fixplaylist
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24 Feb Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit
"Old Michigan seems like a young's man dream", as sung by Ron Paul. #fixplaylist
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