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@amber_benson Sadly, there are many chat sites dedicated to that topic.
@TheFix Best Week: Pennsylvanians. People born in Penna, took 60% of Iowa Caucus vote, Pittsburgh is "In", and the Taylors moved to Penna.
@TheFix Will Stewart Greenleaf beat Rick Perry? Now there is a race between two current office holders I (and no one else) would like to see
@MonicaHesse If a goat won't bite you, you don't deserve to win in New Hampshire.
@HowardKurtz The press should also look at Santorum's "non-profit" and how much went to salaries. Hey, there's money in running nonprofits.
@ReliableSource @RealKaufman But don't you realize there are public officials who believe their lives mean not wearing pants?
@danbalz It was that goat that bite Huntsman. I heard the goat say corporations are people.
@petridishes Every time I hear "online piracy" I think of Jack Sparrow sitting in front of his PC.
@geneweingarten You certain this photo is in Japan and not South Philly? I know a guy who has these sales. http://twitpic.com/83k67e
@TheFix It is 3 am, a goat has infiltrated the White House lawn. Who would you want in the White House handling this crisis? Vote Huntsman.
@TheFix New Hampshire doesn't pick its candidates until they have gotten a bite of them.
@TheFix Some people go into politics because they get the political bit. Huntsman got the political bite, but from a goat.
@TheFix Bit too obvious, but Huntsman did not get his goat. There was a role reversal there.
@ReliableSource “Most candidates are photographed from the chest up.” Remind some they still need to wear pants.
@MonicaHesse You were right yesterday, there are all kinds of kinks out there, and Gene Weingarten finds them: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/45881755/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/#.TwXeJ5huHFI
@geneweingarten Wouldn't it be funny is this incident now increased the painting's worth? Great PR stunt: Paintings with butt prints.
@SexyLiberal Why do you spam me, asking for money, but you'll never answer my marriage proposal?
@TheFix Once again, I didn't make list of political tweeps. I guess people still won't take us Dave Barry for President supporters seriously
@MonicaHesse Good idea. I hear there is a large Gatorade truck outside the Post building. Also, happy 4710. Mayans wrong: 2012 happened.
@EricaLScott I love candidates who run because God told them to run. They never accept God's wisdom in having them come in last.
@geneweingarten Yes, Santorum admitted he has "thoughts". It is a sin to actually do anything sexual. And that's why he should be President.
@HowardKurtz Sure, states CAN ban contraceptions. I would like to see public opinions polls on whether a state SHOULD ban contraceptions.
@MonicaHesse Great article. Watch out, you may be congratulated with a sports drink shower from a coworker.
@ZinnisliosZinni Thank you for the spam on hot Jewish girls. Why doesn't someone find them some shade or cool drinks?
@TheFix I envision Maxwell Smart as a Santorum aide: "missed it by that much."
@celebritology I think "Celebrity Apprentice" should include all the dropped out Presidential candidates.
@petridishes Hmm, in the horror movies, the Black guy always dies first, then the dullard woman, then, I guess, the drunk Texan, right?
@celebritology I am glad when couples reconcile and not lose those precious 16 days of marriage that they once had.
@petridishes Last night, four gay conservatives were about to vote for Santorum over Romney until they checked just a little further...
@TheFix gotta love Buddy Roemer voters. They're the relatives at Thanksgiving who eat your super weird aunt's funky looking spam and beans.
@TheFix Ewww, the voter said he voted for Santorum only after googling him? Did he actually read what Santorum is and he still likes it?
@TheFix If only the Dugays had more children, Santorum would have won.
@geneweingarten Winning takes a team effort. There is no "i" in Giants.
@petridishes I pray for Michelle Bachmann all the time. I pray she is happy, healthy, and that she finds a nice new career.
@petridishes Sure, they all gallantly flew over Rick Perry. Then they pooped all over him. In: Pooping on Perry. #List2012
@geneweingarten Remind me at the next funeral not to poke you in the ribs.
@petridishes Maybe they are cheering for Rick Dunham of the Houston Chronicle?
@petridishes Is Santorum guilty of child abuse? You could have a story there.
@amber_benson Remember, next time, try limiting yourself to five gins and pineapples.
Well, come see a fat man with lung cancer sometime. #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
The horror. The horror. They want to do a sequel. #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Wanna dance, or would you rather just suck face? You want the dentures in or out? #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
That'll do, pig. That'll do. You've grown too much so we're substituting a younger pig. #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
The babies. Huh. So where are the child abandoning piranha parents? Someone call child protection services. #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
To boldly go where no one has gone before. To buy a DeLorean. #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I was 15. I was coming home from school. I was feeling ill. And a woman helped me. She's doing 10 years in prison. #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Good night, Lois. And, seriously, you never notice any resemblance between me and anyone else? #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Yo, Adrian, we did it. We did it four times last night and once in the morning.#LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
So, tell me, what's become of my ship? Auntie Em, did you remember to pay the payments? #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
The name's Bond. James Bond. My email is jbond@aol.com #LastLineOfMyScreenplay.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
His name will live as long as there is a bat, a ball, a boy, and a Penn State assistant coach.#LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Louis, I think this is going to be the beginning of a beautiful trip to that tranny bar around the corner.#LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Auntie Em, why did you kill the lion and burn the scarecrow? #LastLineOfMyScreenplay
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
What does it take to beat the Western Kentucky Five? The Louisiana Lafayette Six.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
At least Santorum didn't again compare gay marriage to bestiality. I hate having to explain to him what those differences are.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Rick Santorum compares gay marriage to polygamy. Easy, gays are two commited people and polygamy is multiple but not necessarily committed.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
It is not a good sign when your boss recommends you take an English as a Second Language course, and English is your first language.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I wonder if mosquitos celebrate us through news networks. "Janet today landed on a human with a reported 600 pound weight."
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Santorum on Romney: "don't settle". Got it. Then I should vote for Obama over Romney in November?
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
It is #50/50 that, at #midnightinparis, a #youngadult, a #girlwithadragontattoo, will be one of the #bridesmaids.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
It is 50/50 that, at midnight in Paris, a young adult, a girl with a dragon tattoo, will be one of the bridesmaids.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Hoe, Hoe 2, Hoe 3, Hoe 3D, Hoe: The Previous Generation #ReplaceMovieTitleWithHoe
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
A bad day is when you go to buy your .xxx website to protect yourself, and you learn someone already bought leontchaikovsky .xxx.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I know Professional Pillow Fighting is only a day old, but I can already envision the Professional Pillow Fighting Hall of Fame Museum.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Youssou N'Dour announces Presidential candidacy. He already is polling third in New Hampshire.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Right when I assume the world won't get any crazier today, it is announced the arrival of professional pillow fighting.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Thank you Iowans for probably saving the rest of the nation from having to put up with Rick Perry and Michelle Bachmann.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I don't care there is no Mayan 2013 calendar. I want to know why they wasted time making calendars for centuries after their culture ended.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Heard Iran fired a cruise missile. I guess Tom Cruise won't be able to find work in Iran?
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
So, Santorum has the vote of 9% of Iowa famiies, which then translates into 16% of the total vote.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Commissioner James Matthews spent $57,000 on "bar tab and coffee"? Commissioner, eat more, drink less.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I predict the uprising of Occupy the Area Where the Occupy Wall Street Occupies.
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