Some Holiday Tweets
SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
"War Whores" is very sad. At the end, they shut down the cheaply made munitions factory and turn it into a glue factory.
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Are conservatives certain New Hampshire voters aren't really Canadians? Demand they show birth certificates when they vote.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Dear Occupy Congress: Your application has been received. Please submit $10 million in order to be considered for admission.
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Why people think of Congress using one finger. @TheFix Why people hate Congress in one chart. (cc @ezraklein). http://ow.ly/8cdvS
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Re: Arlen Specter stand-up comedy. Arlen, keep your day job..oops, well, at least it was a nice day job while it lasted.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
False Bon Jovi is dead rumor started in Penna. Lady Gaga spotted in Penna. Too much of a coincidence?
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Lady Gaga hanging out in Lancaster. She loves it where women wear only black.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Awkward: "Will you marry me?" "Oh, I already am married." And scene.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: President Barack Obama reelected. Out: Allowing insane people to become front runners for the Republican nomination. @List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: President Mitt Romney. Out: Tea Party members mumbling "what happened?" #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: President Christie Todd Whitman. Out: The two party system. #List2013
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In: President Rick Santorum. Out: Not allowing school children to look up "Santorum" on google. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: President Michelle Bachman. Out: Millions of liberals who fled to Canada. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: President Newt Gingrich. Out: Federal spending on obesity issues. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
My parents were murdered in Honduras and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. (Congrats on being a world leader, Honduras, you worked hard.)
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Christopher Hitchens rising from the dead. Out: Religion. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Remains of Earth sucked into Sun. Out: "I told you the Mayans were right." #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Kardashian Financial News Network. Out: CBS Nightly News. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Entire news programs delivered on Twitter. Out: Newspaper stands. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Flying cars. Out: Not worrying about car falling on top of you. #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: New world order of President Donald Trump. Out: White House (now White House Towers). #List2013
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: 2012. Out: 2011, or to creationists, just a few years since humans lived with dinosauras. #List2012
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In: Palhinthinstra disease awareness. Out: Calling in sick with a cold. #List2012
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Out: Donald Trump's run at Obama. In: Obama's run at Trump. #List2012
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In: Harry Potter dead. Out: Harry Potter not dead after all. #List2012
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Being one of the Iowa Republicans going to caucus. Out: Being one of Iowa Democrats going to caucus. #List2012
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
In: Chelsea Handler Out: Chelsea Handler being Chelsea Handler. #List2012
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Howi s a tweeter tweeting about her drug addiction my "similar to you"?
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Former aide claims Ron Paul is a homophobe. How will this affect the one gay Republican in the Iowa Caucus? (Well, there's always Santorum.)
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In: "Winning". Out: Any politician or sports team in DC winning. #List2012
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa, and he killed six in Texas and then burned to death in Connecticut, according to today's newspaper.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Anyone who lives within their means while Christmas shopping suffers from a lack of imagination. #OscarWildeXmas
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Always forgive your enemies at Christmas; nothing annoys them so much. #OscarWildeXmas
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Christmas music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. #OscarWildeXmas
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
To non-followers messaging me about free Ipads: Yeah, right. I'll send my free Ipads to the Nigerian to help him get his money out.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
If you play Jon Bon Jovi's record backwards, it says "you idiot, stop playing my records backwards." #RIPJonBonJovi
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
My condolenses to fans of Jon Bon Jovi, whose death was incorrectly reported on the Internet. Jersey only feels like death. #RIPJonBonJovi
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My condolenses to friends of Lil' Kim whose death was falsely reported by those who thought Kim Jong Ill meant she was ill and then died.
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The sad thing is King Jong Il perfectly understood the guns - butter tradeoff.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Good news: Kim Jong-Un is obsessed with Hollywood movies. Bad news: Kim Jong-Un is obsessed with Hollywood movies.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I wonder if Christopher Hitchens is now going around telling people "see, I told you there is no afterlife."
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
So, it turns out it is NOT a good idea to call off sick over being upset that Kim Jong Il died.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
I have learned I am the 3,098,486 funniest person in America. I am the 1 per cent!
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Our Father, who tweet in Heaven, what is your username? Forgive us for our tweets as we forgive Anthony Weiner for his.
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Warning: She brakes for rail crossing but not for intersections? Drivers, text to others when you see this driver: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/ntsb-you-will-have-to-tear-my-cellphone-from-my-cold-driving-hands/2011/12/16/gIQALhMEzO_blog.html
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
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SexiestLyingWitLeon Tchaikovsky
Comet Lovejoy survives plunge through Sun's Atmosphere. Hollywood negotiating with Lovejoy's agent for this story's movie rights.
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Almost too good. New trending: #MyLastWordsWillbe #ThingsThatPissMeOff
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