Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Fish with Teeth, Salads without Greens, and Religion with or without Righteousness

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Fish with Teeth, Salads without Greens, and Religion with or without Righteousness

I am starting a new group called ASNEM. It’s a group for smart dyslexics.

A fish in Texas was caught with a full set of human-like teeth. At this rate of evolution, they’ll soon have fish that can fire rifles in Texas. Now, that would make fishing more challenging if they have a chance to fight back.

Now, if the fish and learn to shoot, and obtain the intelligence to join MENSA, this will be a far different world.

I went to a restaurant in New York recently and ordered a salad. As the wait server left, she casually mentioned that the salads in that restaurant don’t include greens? Huh? How can a salad not have greens? I thought that was the definition of a salad. If I just wanted a tomato decorated with onions and cheese, then they should call it “tomato decorated with onions and cheese”, not a salad.

I have a question for religious-political leaders: how do they know who God wants to have elected? If they believe there is divine intervention in elections, why are they messing them up with their input? Shouldn’t they just step back and let God decide who wins?

The Jews for Jesus organization had a number of people in the streets of New York handing out pamphlets. It got me thinking: what we really need is a Christians for Judiasm movement. Maybe the two groups could get together and form a softball league. Or maybe they should not play each other and let God decide which side wins


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