Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: The End of Womens Basketball, Death Row, and Barry Bond's Teeth

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

The End of Womens Basketball, Death Row, and Barry Bond's Teeth

A fan was arrested after throwing a tube of toothpaste at Barry Bonds. Barry Bonds immediately denied that he has ever brushed his teeth.

I am not saying our President is dumb, but the overhead light in the Oval Office, even when turned off, is the brightest thing in that office.

Malachy McCourt announced he is a candidate for Governor of New York on a campaign “to end nuclear energy and revoke the death penalty.” Until that is achieved, death row prisoners would be sentenced to serve their time inside nuclear power plants.

Governor George Ryan, after commuting the penalties of several of the most dangerous prisoners, has been sentenced to prison. Good move, Governor. Pardon the most dangerous of your fellow inmates before you arrive.

A women’s basketball coach stated she would never allow a gay player to play on her team. In unrelated news, her team has canceled its entire upcoming season.


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