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Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Killing on Behalf of a Merciful God

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Killing on Behalf of a Merciful God

One part of religion I don’t like is those who kill others to prove their God is more merciful.

The Iowa Secretary of State failed to provide the required legal notice that would have stricken referring to the mentally incompetent under Iowa’s Constitution as “idiot”. Had this change been change, they would instead have been referred to as “legislator”.

Justice Clarence Thomas, known for not asking questions or writing opinions as a Justice, has been writing his autobiography over the past five years. He has a good explanation for the delay: he’s waiting to do something in life.

Scientists have discovered an earlier version of the T Rex: the S Rex.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is the first thing I have read that has the words "idiot" and "Clarence Thomas" in it that does not connect the two.

11:08 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear they found an R Rex. It is either a dinosaur that existed before the S Rex, or a dinosaur that stuttered.

7:00 AM

 

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