Hooters, Bush, Heather Locklear, and Rolling Stones: Just a Slow News Day

The Secret Service will investigate any blog that advocates violence against bush. Therefore, let me be clear: when removing a bush from your yard, be certain to cut it very gently and then place the remains lightly on the ground.

I am stunned. A local high school had 238 arrests made in the past year, within the high school. When I went to high school, there wasn’t a single arrest. On the positive side, since fewer students are available for it, I understand detentions have decreased.

The Super Bowl hired the Rolling Stones because they are afraid of a wardrobe malfunction, as what happened with Janet Jackson? Aren’t they afraid entire body parts will start falling off of some of the Stones?

Heather Locklear has filed for divorce. Delusional men all around the world are celebrating that they have a chance.

Hooters has open a casino in Las Vegas. What an original idea: have women in skimpy outfits serving customers.