Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Should Secular Humanist Bishops Be Allowed to Marry Ivy League Women?

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Should Secular Humanist Bishops Be Allowed to Marry Ivy League Women?

Albert Hofman, who invented the drug LSD, held a birthday celebration for his 100th birthday. Actually, he only turned 60, but he was high so everyone humored him.

Supreme Court Justice nominee Samuel Alito and I apparently tangled years ago. It seems he belonged to an organization that protested admitting women into an Ivy League college. I, on the other hand, was protesting that we needed more women, and we wanted them now.

President Bush yesterday said he favors granting “temporary worker status”. After all, it’s worked well for him.

My cousin is very confused. He says he wants to grow up and become a Secular Humanist Bishop.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying my job is only "temporary" because it will last only until January 2009? Oh, wait, you mean because I hardly ever am at work and am on vacation so much? Never mind.

George W.

7:00 AM


Post a Comment

<< Home

Listed on BlogShares