Goggle Bush, Sex, and Intelligence, and You're Brought Here
There is a move to remove the name of J. Edgar Hoover from the Hoover Building. There is also a move to change the name of the George Bush Center for Intelligence, not out of any disrespect to the former President, but because, whenever they see it, the public keeps breaking into uncontrollable laughter.
The Federal government has demanded that Goggle show them what the American public is googling. Let me save the Federal government the trouble: the public is goggling sex.
Felicity Huffman’s latest movie has her portraying a man who wants to become a woman. Yes, like they couldn’t find a man to play that role in all of Hollywood.
50 Cent has been sued for copyright infringement. I don’t know why anyone would sue him: all he’s got is 50 cent.
Bin Laden has issued a statement that he is not dead yet. To underscore this, he has applied for a role in Spamalot.
College students have relied on the Internet so much that they lack an understanding of some basic life skills. Yes, if you came to this site by goggling “sex”, “bush”, and “spamalot” you may have a problem.
posted by Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny at 2:04 PM
3 Comments:
We at the National Security Administration believe your humor is a threat to our society.
8:15 AM
Lighten up, NSA, we at the CIA find this entertaining. You guys take everything so seriously, you don't listen to us, and then you blame us when you mess up. Like when we say, MAYBE there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, but probably not, and then you go around screaming that a nuke is going to hit Boise. By the way guys, good idea pulling out troops looking for Osama when you had him cornered and moving them to Iraq. Yeah, that was a hoot! Lighten up, dudes.
6:51 AM
But I didn't goggle bush, sex, and intelligence. I googled lesbians, vampires, and Christopher Lloyd. Drat, now you know my secret.
8:15 AM
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