Guns Don't Shoot People; Vice Presidents Shoot People

The government states it will investigate blogs that discuss hurting the Vice President. Boy, did they have that backwards.

Remember, guns don’t shoot people. Vice Presidents shoot people.

It turns out Dick Cheney didn’t have a license to hunt quail. Cheney replied he didn’t think he needed one, explaining he had no intention of hunting Dan Quayle.

If the White House won’t let someone wear a shirt with a statement printed on it to hear the President speak, I was wondering. Will they allow someone to wear an orange vest in to hear the Vice President speak?

Dick Cheney could face charges in the shooting. If convicted, he may be sentenced to a secret prison. All this time Cheney thought he’d be sending people to secret prisons, not serving in one.