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Of course Harvard beat Cincinnati. This was this the College Bowl, right?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  3h
Mary-Kate Olsen states she just learned to use a hair brush last week. Next week she hopes to learn how to use a toothbrush.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  4h
I don't know what happens when we die, and I mourn the death of anyone, yet hopefully Fred Phelps has now learned a lot and is a good soul.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  4h
If you promise to picket an Amish funeral where I am and not show up, I will promise to picket your non-funeral and not show up.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  4h
The Chicken from Hell was made extinct by the Sandersaurus from Kentucky.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  7h
C-SPAN changed Congress. Now Members of Congress speak primarily to the cameras to be watched by imaginary viewers.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  7h
The 1893 Panic that collapsed banks and railroads and drained the government of its gold created lower unemployment rates we've seen.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  7h
C-SPAN is 35 years old. They will celebrate by giving out a present to their 100th all time viewer.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 18
The weird part about my newspaper being delivered underneath snow was it didn't snow.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 18
Schools banning things causing bullies to bully: So, it is the victim's fault they are bullied? As Teddy Roosevelt would say, "bully".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 18
@geneweingarten Amtrak Connect does not permit access to this. Only Amtrak equates Physics to porn.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
Gravity waves in dark matter allow all atoms in known universe to shoot out faster than the speed of light. Got it. This creates a TV series
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
"Irish kiss me, I'm French".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
I think I just qualified for a Barbie Girl Scout badge. I am not proud of this.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
I have got to stop telling women on airplanes that my name is Clauco,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
Love watching the river turning green. Wait, I don't live in Chicago….
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
Edwin Edwards: No dead girl or live boy found in his bed. Seven women in his bed didn't stop him from being elected.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 17
No, that's not the green beer talking, that's an earthquake. Happy St. Patrick's Day, California!
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
Weird statistics: Either crime is increased among the young or it is reported more. Or the statistics are wrong. If right, why is this?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
@BestTattoos_ Thank you for favoring a tattoo. I may have to have that tweet tattooed inside my lip.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
I must confess, before today, I never heard of an inner lip tattoo,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
I wonder if the family of Fred Phelps will be upset if there are protesters at his funeral?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
My condolences to friends and family of Wayne Knight whose fake death was reported on the Internet, including Facebook news.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
For those calling Christie the "front runner", CNN poll puts him tied for 6th. Rand Paul, now that's a frontrunner.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 16
First, #mcconelling now #Reaganing  Where does it stop? #WarrenHardinging ?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 15
"Hunger Games" is filmed in Georgia, a place where running around the woods killing people in not something considered unusual.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 15
My views are the responsibility of Fox News. Feel free to sue them for all imagined damages.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 15
Humor is the mind processing two incongruent thoughts: like Ted Cruz and the truth.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 15
http://Washingtonpost.com  gets almost 19 million unique, and 2 ordinary, visitors a day. And none of them wipe their shoes off first.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 15
Today's the day people imagine they see snakes and then they drive them to an imaginary ocean where they swim to England.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 15
Is today Leftover Pi day?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
I left my coat at Starbucks and accidentally instead grabbed some ugly fur thing. I tossed it.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
TV: We found where the suspect was hiding from a piece of dust. Reality: We have no idea where a big airplane is.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
i would re-brand the McConnell smiling ad with "Yakety Sax". #mcconelling
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
"Three's Company" starring Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and John Boehner, with Mitch McConnell as Mr. Roper. #mcconelling
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
"Justified": A U.S. Marshal attempts to clean up Kentucky starting with the senior Senator. #mcconnellling
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
"Two and a Half Men" starring Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, and Mitch McConnell. #mcconelling
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
Anyone feel like joining me in some #mcconelling later on?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
Taylor Swift broke up with me and stopped being one of my followers. I feel so sad. I feel like writing a song about it to cheer myself.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
@sutterink Great article with excellent points. Although I think Mrs. Google is mad at you.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
New study shows women get 30% of all speaking roles in Hollywood. Sorry, I just can't find a joke to form around that statistic,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 14
OK, we agree not to go to war so long as neither side shoots down a plane. On second thought, make that two planes. (Does a drone count?)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 13
@BestLyricsSwift Taylor Swift. Thank you for following me, I promise never to do anything to turn our relationship into song lyrics.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 13
We were so backwards, we could only get scared on Thursdays the 13th.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 13
How many members of Congress smoke pot? Judging solely on their behaviors: All of them.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 13
Ever hear music and wonder, is this going to be "Sweet Home Alabama" or "Werewolves of London"?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 13
Older than you've ever been, younger than you'll ever be.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
@justinslens Thank you for favoring a tweet. I added cowbell to it and it is now quite proud of itself.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
Add more cowbell. #RuinABand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
@Vimont_08968 What hotness does this spam want me to follow? Is this a weather reporting service?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
Maroon 4, One Rescued #RuinABand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
Queen with Taylor Swift #RuinABand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
Pink Floyd with Adam Lambert #RuinABand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
U2 Me3, I Win #RuinABand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
Give Justin Bieber some eggs. #RuinABand
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
"It's Not You, It's Her….Well, Actually, It's All You" #SpringBreakBooks
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
"Does This Rash Look Normal?" #SpringBreakBooks
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
How to Say "don't taze me bro" and Other Useful Phrases in Spanish. #SoringBreakBooks
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
So a mummified body voted. People into mummification have the right to vote. Although it is hard for their hands to reach the ballots.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
Haiku poetry / Here are seven syllables / The others have five
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
So, at stadiums, the 20 ounce cups have the same volume as the 16 ounce cups. They wouldn't be trying to rip people off now, would they?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 11
If you think the problem gays have in life is they are worn out having bullied too many people, then you just may be Michelle Bachman.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 9
Today I will be busy showing my friends how to move their clocks two hours forward.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
I hope CPAC is against rocket cats. Although they do seem to favor 16th century ideas.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
Why were two lanes of traffic leaving CPAC shut down?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
"I have thoroughly investigated myself and found myself to be completely beyond suspicion."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
@tyrantprincess The tweets are procreating and making porn tweet movies. Baby tweets are now running everywhere getting underfoot.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
My condolences to supporters and admirers of Jimmy Carter, whose death was erroneously reported on the Internet.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
@lactogenwo2zpKo Sure, I would love more followers. Note you're not following me, nor anyone. You're not leading by example.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
Woman posted she could not afford health insurance for 12 hers; finally got affordable insurance. Blames Obama. Huh?
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 8
You're not supposed to celebrate International Womens Day by leaving your American girlfriend for a foreigner
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 7
@tyrantprincess Thank you for favoring a tweet. The tweet will now marry and start a family.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 7
Rand Paul quotes Pink Floyd at CPAC. The psychedelic era is now completed dead.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 7
@petridishes Just because I already have a propellor does not mean anyone is ever strapping a rocket on me.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 7
OK, Lakers, you are up by 20-13. You got this.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 7
Mr. Hitler says to Mrs. Hitler, "come on, what's the worse that can happen?" #EroticHistory
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 7
Adam and Eve introduce their children to each other at a social. #EroticHistory
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@petridishes I love monocles so much, I wear two of them, and so they won't fall off, I join them with a frame that extends to my ears.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Poll shows half of voters won't vote for Jeb Bush. I guess they will have to fiddle with those voting  machines a little more...
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
The Pope doesn't give a cazzo if two gays want to cazzo each other, #CivilUnions
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Massachusetts court rules up skirt photos are legal. They spent days looking at the evidence.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Auto emails after death: I've heard from this guy more since he died than when he was alive,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Welcome to Massachusetts. Women are advised to wear pantsuits.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@MonicaHesse You are right. To me, there is one moral answer but legally... and there is your panel to boost ratings.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
I got "they're a foolish investment" but I didn't get if you said "bit coins" or "sitcoms".
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
"God, please bless Congress, and God, please put a rush on that."
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
I always get season tickets in the visiting team's side of the stadium because I hate my old school.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@ItsBeccaDarling Thank you for the favoring a tweet. It now feels it may go outsider and face other tweets.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Fox News #BadSciFi
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@TruBloodDiaries Thank you for favoring a tweet. It now has a reason to continue living,
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@JimmyLeeMusic Thank you for the favorite, The tweet always knew you and mother loved it best.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@mmark1717 Thank you for the favorite. The tweet now feels superior to its neighboring tweets.
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Anything directed by George Lucas #BadSciFi (just kidding: just wanted to see your reaction)
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
The Colorado Rocky Horror Excess Toking Show #BadSciFi
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
@xSTANDxSTRONGx Thank you for standing strong and favoring a tweet. The tweet now feels it can stand strong amongst its fellow tweets
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
The Hunger Games with Larry the Cable Guy #BadSciFi
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
The Terminator: Maria Shriver Divorce Papers #BadSciFi
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
2001: NASA Funding Cut #BadSciFi
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
Close Encounters of the Creepy Guy on the Subway Kind #BadSciFi
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 Leon Tchaikovsky ‏@SexiestLyingWit  Mar 6
That Attack of the 50 Foot Abe Vigoda #BadSciFi
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