How That 72 Virgins Thing Works

Samuel Anta has recently realized that getting a yahoo email address at santa@yahoo.com has its drawbacks this time of year.

A store is giving a discount is one says “merry Christmas.” Will I still get the discount if I say “merry Christmas, Allah is great?”

What is it like to be the Spears mother and realize that, at age 16, Britney was the more responsible daughter? I am sad her book on parenting has been canceled. What the publisher should do, instead, is rush the book out for publication. They should offer it as a 2 for 1 deal with the O.J. Simpson book. That way, we could read how a murder would be committed, if one were to commit a murder, and how one could be a good parent, if one were a good parent.

Men and women think differently. Women get upset at men for staring at a woman’s shoes dispute our prior protestations that we never notice shoes. What they don’t realize understand is we will stare at women’s shoes when they have a trail of toilet paper attached to them.

Do you know why all terrorist camps have 73 trainees? Because, that way, after each dies, they can deliver on their promise that each will be together with 72 virgins.