Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: How That 72 Virgins Thing Works

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, December 21, 2007

How That 72 Virgins Thing Works

Samuel Anta has recently realized that getting a yahoo email address at has its drawbacks this time of year.

A store is giving a discount is one says “merry Christmas.” Will I still get the discount if I say “merry Christmas, Allah is great?”

What is it like to be the Spears mother and realize that, at age 16, Britney was the more responsible daughter? I am sad her book on parenting has been canceled. What the publisher should do, instead, is rush the book out for publication. They should offer it as a 2 for 1 deal with the O.J. Simpson book. That way, we could read how a murder would be committed, if one were to commit a murder, and how one could be a good parent, if one were a good parent.

Men and women think differently. Women get upset at men for staring at a woman’s shoes dispute our prior protestations that we never notice shoes. What they don’t realize understand is we will stare at women’s shoes when they have a trail of toilet paper attached to them.

Do you know why all terrorist camps have 73 trainees? Because, that way, after each dies, they can deliver on their promise that each will be together with 72 virgins.


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