Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: Jokes to Strike By

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Jokes to Strike By

Due to the strike, the following jokes are re-runs:

I agree with President Johnson that if we don’t fight in Viet Nam now that Viet Nam will instead be fought off on our shores. You see, according to continental drift, I think Viet Nam someday may be right off our coast.

You might have a weight problem if they refuse to let you on a ride that prohibits expectant mothers—and you’re a guy.

I know a guy who pours beer in his gas tank. That way, if he gets pulled over for DUI, he can claim it’s the car that’s driving drunk.

Squirrels cut power to two cities. Which makes me wonder: should we begin checking the border for terrorist squirrels? (Oops, ignore that is a recent news item.)


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