How Drunk Do You Have to Be to Put a Bra into a Swiss Bank Account?
How drunk do you have to be to think this is a good idea? I saw a guy who got a tattoo—of a bra onto his body. Yeah, he’ll go through life just fine with that.
A Norwegian politician resigned because he has a Swiss bank account. Which got me wondering: where do Swiss politicians do their banking?
A guy is suing the gun buyback program because they refused to pay him for bringing in a surface to air missile. They claim that the missile is not a gun. Frankly, I am with the guy. I personally want to get as many surface to air missiles off the streets as possible.
How do we humans know that the queen bee is in fact a queen? Maybe in the bee world, the bees are all thinking: “look at that poor loser who’s forced to just give birth all day long?”
Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her dogs. What happens if the dogs don’t pay their inheritance taxes? Will the IRS put them into a kennel?
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