Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: How Drunk Do You Have to Be to Put a Bra into a Swiss Bank Account?

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

How Drunk Do You Have to Be to Put a Bra into a Swiss Bank Account?

How drunk do you have to be to think this is a good idea? I saw a guy who got a tattoo—of a bra onto his body. Yeah, he’ll go through life just fine with that.

A Norwegian politician resigned because he has a Swiss bank account. Which got me wondering: where do Swiss politicians do their banking?

A guy is suing the gun buyback program because they refused to pay him for bringing in a surface to air missile. They claim that the missile is not a gun. Frankly, I am with the guy. I personally want to get as many surface to air missiles off the streets as possible.

How do we humans know that the queen bee is in fact a queen? Maybe in the bee world, the bees are all thinking: “look at that poor loser who’s forced to just give birth all day long?”

Leona Helmsley left $12 million to her dogs. What happens if the dogs don’t pay their inheritance taxes? Will the IRS put them into a kennel?


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