Our Intelligence Community Must All Be From California

Overheard at a National Security meeting between representatives of two countries having slight disagreements with each other: “I will fight you to the death of every man younger than myself. And you know what that means. That’s right: after the war, there’ll be plenty of women for the both of us.”

There is a survey that states that 40% of California drivers do not know that you are supposed to use turn signals. A third of Californians do not know who the Vice President of the United States is (Warning: Plot spoiler up ahead for Californians: it’s Dick Cheney.) Do you get the impression that some people in California are too stupid to live? Recently, I saw a famous actor (he had the top billing on a hit television series) attempt to enter a restaurant. He went to the sidewalk leading to the back entrance of a restaurant, where the sidewalk was blocked by a chain and which had a sign behind the chain with an arrow pointing to the restaurant's front entrance. I watched as this brilliant actor looked at the chain, looked at the sign, and then stepped over the chain and attempted to enter the restaurant through the locked back door. You know, I bet he doesn’t know you’re supposed to use turn signals when driving nor does he have any idea who the Vice President is.