Pet a Porcupine, Spit on the Stairs, and Other Fun Children's Activities

A person asked me if a sign at the bottom of the stairs had read “do not sit on the stairs” or if it is had read “do not spit on the stairs’? That had me worried as I wondered which warning was affecting this person.

I was further concerned as the person had a t-shirt that read “Kiss me. I’m a pervert who enjoys soliciting kisses from total strangers who read t-shirts.”

You see things during children’s baseball games you never see in the major leagues, such as an unassisted triple play by the right fielder. You also hear things during children’s baseball games you never hear in a major league stadium, such as a parent stating “that the right fielder’s third unassisted triple play this season.”

When I was in Nashville, I saw a place where children could pet a sting ray. Isn’t that considered child brutality in other states? After that, what next? Pet a porcupine?