Lindsay Lohan's Personality Splits for Iraq, Causing Widespread Rioting

There is a new home test for split personality disorder. The test is mailed to your home, and if you discover that both of you are doing the test, you know you have the disorder.

I took the test and passed. Or, I think I did. I’ll have to get back with myself on that.

Lindsay Lohan wants to travel to Iraq with Senator Hillary Clinton. Apparently Ms. Lohan began thinking about the idea after she heard Senator McCain tell about what a good drinker Hillary is. Lindsay Lohan states she wants to emulate Marilyn Monroe, which I guess means she hopes Bill will join them and she, too, can sleep with a President.