Tchaikovsky Sounds Funny: If You Can Read This, You Are Fine

Is this where I put in key words such as sex, lesbians, vampires, Christopher Lloyd and others things to which this blog do not pertain, but by putting them here, I may get hits from all the Christoper Lloyd lesbian vampire fans (and you know who you are)? This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Friday, December 16, 2005

If You Can Read This, You Are Fine

The news reports that a woman went skydiving, her parachute malfunctioned, she hit the ground at 50 miles per hour, survived, and during the medical examination it was discovered she is pregnant. What did she do: collide with a stork on the way down?

A person was shot by a police officer because the officer thought the Bible he was holding looked like a gun. I told the Bible publishers that the gun shaped Bibles were a bad idea.

Eleven million Americans are illiterate. If you can read this, you are fine


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, man, like, what if you can't remember if you can read this or not?

2:19 PM


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