If You Can Read This, You Are Fine

The news reports that a woman went skydiving, her parachute malfunctioned, she hit the ground at 50 miles per hour, survived, and during the medical examination it was discovered she is pregnant. What did she do: collide with a stork on the way down?

A person was shot by a police officer because the officer thought the Bible he was holding looked like a gun. I told the Bible publishers that the gun shaped Bibles were a bad idea.

Eleven million Americans are illiterate. If you can read this, you are fine